373 Responses to “MTV Yo Momma - The Dozens”

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   kenny said:
   Posted: December 13th, 2007

   yo momma so ratchet she produce the naps on your head

2. 2
   kenny said:
   Posted: December 13th, 2007

   yo momma so fat when the angels brought her to heaven they had to call for back-up

3. 3
   peedee said:
   Posted: December 13th, 2007

   yo mommas so hairy it look like done kingbout to pop out and say only in america

4. 4
   Diesel's secret said:
   Posted: December 14th, 2007

   yo momma so skinny she had to run around the shower 7n times to get wet!

5. 5
   YoYo Loves Lil Boyz said:
   Posted: December 14th, 2007

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6. 6
   curtis Loves Lil Boyz said:
   Posted: December 14th, 2007

   i love underground crack babies

7. 7
   I Luv Connor said:
   Posted: December 14th, 2007

   Yo mommas so fat she didn’t just taste the rainbow…..SHE ATE THE RAINBOW!!!!!!!!!

8. 8
   patcake said:
   Posted: December 15th, 2007

   yo mamas so nasty she has to keep pourin salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

9. 9
   BERTO said:
   Posted: December 16th, 2007

   YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE BOUGHT A SOLAR POWERED FLASHLIGHT

10. 10
    BERTO said:
    Posted: December 16th, 2007

    YO MOMMA SO POOR SHES NEVER HEARD OF 50 CENT AND I AINT TALKIN BOUGHT THE RAPPER

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    mushroom said:
    Posted: December 16th, 2007

    yo moma so stupid, when she went to HELL’S KITCHEN she expected satan to serve dinner

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