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373 Responses to “MTV Yo Momma - The Dozens”

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  1. 1
    kenny said:

      yo momma so ratchet she produce the naps on your head

  2. 2
    kenny said:

      yo momma so fat when the angels brought her to heaven they had to call for back-up

  3. 3
    peedee said:

      yo mommas so hairy it look like done kingbout to pop out and say only in america

  4. 4
    Diesel's secret said:

      yo momma so skinny she had to run around the shower 7n times to get wet!

  5. 5
    YoYo Loves Lil Boyz said:

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  6. 6
    curtis Loves Lil Boyz said:

      i love underground crack babies

  7. 7
    I Luv Connor said:

      Yo mommas so fat she didn’t just taste the rainbow…..SHE ATE THE RAINBOW!!!!!!!!!

  8. 8
    patcake said:

      yo mamas so nasty she has to keep pourin salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

  9. 9
    BERTO said:

      YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE BOUGHT A SOLAR POWERED FLASHLIGHT

  10. 10
    BERTO said:

      YO MOMMA SO POOR SHES NEVER HEARD OF 50 CENT AND I AINT TALKIN BOUGHT THE RAPPER

  11. 11
    mushroom said:

      yo moma so stupid, when she went to HELL’S KITCHEN she expected satan to serve dinner

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