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428 Responses to “MTV Yo Momma - The Dozens”

  1. 1
    kenny said:

      yo momma so ratchet she produce the naps on your head

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    kenny said:

      yo momma so fat when the angels brought her to heaven they had to call for back-up

  3. 3
    peedee said:

      yo mommas so hairy it look like done kingbout to pop out and say only in america

  4. 4
    Diesel's secret said:

      yo momma so skinny she had to run around the shower 7n times to get wet!

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    YoYo Loves Lil Boyz said:

      al;kjfasl;kjfasl;dkjfaskl;jfaskl;jfl;kasjfl;askdjf

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    curtis Loves Lil Boyz said:

      i love underground crack babies

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    I Luv Connor said:

      Yo mommas so fat she didn’t just taste the rainbow…..SHE ATE THE RAINBOW!!!!!!!!!

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    patcake said:

      yo mamas so nasty she has to keep pourin salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

  9. 9
    BERTO said:

      YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE BOUGHT A SOLAR POWERED FLASHLIGHT

  10. 10
    BERTO said:

      YO MOMMA SO POOR SHES NEVER HEARD OF 50 CENT AND I AINT TALKIN BOUGHT THE RAPPER

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    mushroom said:

      yo moma so stupid, when she went to HELL’S KITCHEN she expected satan to serve dinner

  12. 12
    mushroom said:

      yo dad so gay, he makes micheal jackson look straight

  13. 13
    ble&Kim&Claire said:

      yo momma soo fat she got her own space .. and its called myspace !!

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    Jakeinator said:

      yo momma is so ugly if she were a dog i’d shave off her butt and make her walk backwards.

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    Jakeinator said:

      yo momma is so stupid she locked herself in a grocery store and starved
      r my jokes sweet?

  16. 16
    buddie said:

      yo mommas so fat that the only thing stopping her from jnny craig was the door!

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    Lezbolickingirlx said:

      yo momma is so poor wen i went in her house,and lit a match the ants came out singin clap ur hands stamp ur feet and fank the lord cos we got heat

  18. 18
    JESSY said:

      YO MOMMA SO STANK SHE CAN MAKE AN ONION CRY

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    Y@$o0o0oN said:

      YO MAMA IS SO FAT, WHEN SHE TRIPPED ON 4TH AVENUE SHE LANDED ON 12TH AVENUE

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    menymen123 said:

      yo mama so skinny she can do push-ups undre tha door!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Anonymous said:

      Help take back america by shedding the hood of corporate media and giving a TRUE AMERICAN a chance - learn what he’s about and I won’t have to talk you into voting for him; you’ll be talking others into it.

      Join the revolution that big business dreads - visit http://www.RonPaul2008.com

  22. 22
    gay said:

      yo mama is so gay shes gay

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    post about yo mama said:

      yo mama is so ugly she gotto sneak up on the bath water

  24. 24
    GeeGee said:

      Yo moma’s so fat she got in a monster truck and it became a low rider.

  25. 25
    GeeGee said:

      yo momas so fat she had to use a matres for a maxi pad

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    spaceman! said:

      Better shut up about the moma jokes because i just got off ur moma 5 min’s AGO!

  27. 27
    Evil again! said:

      hey spaceman!,
      You lay off my moma i lay off yours!

  28. 28
    bitch herder said:

      yo mama so ugly she scares blind people

  29. 29
    duck tape said:

      Yo mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles poped out!

  30. 30
    duck tape said:

      Yo mama is so fat when God said let there be light he had to tell her to move her fat ass out of the way!

  31. 31
    zach attak said:

      yo mama is so stupid when a bus went by she thought it was a twinki

  32. 32
    Peace said:

      hey zach attak, yo mama is so fat when she steps on a weighing scale, it reads ‘one at a time please!’

  33. 33
    Peace said:

      yo mama is so fat i saw her in the middle of the highway and try to drive around her, i ran out of gas!

  34. 34
    Peace said:

      yo mama is so stupid, when she sees the sign ‘caution, wet floor’, she pees.

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    thebest said:

      yo momma so fat when she walked down the street in a yellow dress the kids said oh look the bus is comeing

  36. 36
    thebest said:

      yo momma so stupid she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut

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    dollarbill said:

      yo mooma so poor I saw her walkin down the street kickin a can and I asked her watcha doin and she said movin

  38. 38
    dj mc slice said:

      yo mama like geico so easy a caveman can do her

  39. 39
    Ghettoboy said:

      Your mama so poor she opened the door and came out the window!

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    jkjbkghbkbi said:

      yo momma is so poor she can’t afford a mercedes

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    Pop It Off Boy said:

      Yo mamma so old, her birth certificate said expired.

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    Pop It Off Boy said:

      Yo mama so ugly, she walked in the bank and they turned off the surveillence cameras.

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    Pop It Off Boy said:

      Yo mama so ugly, she made the onion cry.

  44. 44
    Pop It Off Boy said:

      Yo amma so old, when she went to school, there was no history class.

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    YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT SHE DID NOT NOW THAT SHE WAS PRAGNET said:

      YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT SHE DID NOT NOW THAT SHE WAS PRAGNET

  46. 46
    loulou96 said:

      yo momma is so poor i saw her walking down the road with 1 shoe on and i said “lost a shoe” and she turned round and said “NO just found 1″

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    loulou96 said:

      yo momma’s teeth are so yellow when she closes her mouth her belly lights up.

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    loulou96 said:

      yo mommas so fat people run around her for exercise

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    loulou96 said:

      yo mommas so stupid she through the T.V up in the air and said”kids look with got sky”

  50. 50
    jeni111 said:

      i challenge one of you for yo mama jokes

  51. 51
    jeni111 said:

      is any body going to answer mw hello hurry up

  52. 52
    jordads said:

      your moms so hairy when she takes her pants of it sounds like velcro.

  53. 53
    jordads said:

      your moms so dumb she thought osoma bin laden was 3 terrorists

  54. 54
    jordads said:

      your mum is so poor she went hunting with a metal detector hopeing 2 find pennys all she could find was her big fat flab.

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    jeni111 said:

      oh yeah yo mama is so hairy even big foot takes her pictures

  56. 56
    jeni111 said:

      yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people ran around yelling Free Willy!

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    baby gurl said:

      yo momma so skinny she can hula hoop through a cheerio!!!

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    baby gurl said:

      yo momma so ghetto she washes paper plates!!! hahahaha im funny huh all u guys!!!kiss kiss

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    jeni111 said:

      baby girl u don’t even know them and u don’t know how they look like thats disgusting

      Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

      Yo mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family!

      and is yo mama so cheap she washes paper plates!!!

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    king kong said:

      yo momma teeth so yellow when she went outside people thought she wuz taxi

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    jeni111 said:

      yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 6o min.
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  62. 62
    tiffany said:

      yo mama so poor i bout stepped on a roach and she said NO thatis our dinner.

  63. 63
    jen111 said:

      yo mama so stupid she tough fruit punch was a gay boxer

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    gongsta said:

      yo momma so old,she was a waitress @ da last supper !

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    gongsta said:

      yo momma so fat,wen she went swimming,da pple claimd hr 4 da new world !

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    gongsta said:

      yo momma sooooo hairy,wen u were born,u got rugburn !

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    baby phat said:

      Yo mama so fat she went to the nail salon and the lady said how do you like it? She said I don`t know I can`t see it.

  68. 68
    baby phat said:

      Yo mama is so fat she went to the zoo saw some elephants and said look my family!

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    hair cut said:

      ur momma so stupid shees stupid!!!

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    Snoopy360 said:

      Yo Momma is so stupid when she went to the 76ers game she thought she was going to her high school reunoin.

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    Snoopy360 said:

      Yo Momma’s so short when she was driving a guy rearended her she came up to him and she said “IM NOT HAPPY” and he said ” THEN WHICH ONE ARE YOU?”

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    jeni111 said:

      let’s see you beat this

      Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

      Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

      Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!

      Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

      Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

      Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

      Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

      Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

      Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

  73. 73
    Henry said:

      Your mamas armpit is so hairy it looks like shes got don king in a head lock

  74. 74
    Henry said:

      Your mamas so fat wen she stood on da scale, it turned into 1 fish scale

  75. 75
    Henry said:

      Ur mamas so hairy… She makes king kong jeleous

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    jeni111 said:

      try too beat this if you can

      Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

      Yo mama so fat her nickname is “Lardo”

      Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

      Yo mama so fat were in her right now

      Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

      Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

      Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

      Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her…

      Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

      Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

      Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

      Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

      Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says “okay!”

      Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said “Taxi!”

      Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

      Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

      Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

      Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

      Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

      Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

      Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear “Caution! Wide Turn”

      Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

      Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”

      Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can’t hear the stereo.

      Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

      Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

      Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don’t do livestock.

      Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

      Yo mama so fat she’s got her own area code!

      Yo mama so fat she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagon!

      Yo mama so fat God couldn’t light Earth until she moved!

      Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

      Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

      Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago…

      Yo mama so fat she’s got Amtrak written on her leg.

      Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction!

      Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

      Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

      Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

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    White Magic said:

      Blair’s is ugly

  78. 78
    siloc said:

      yo momma so fat she needs a map to find her asshole

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    Kixxi said:

      Yo mama’s so fat not even Dora Can Explore Her…

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    squirrelboy said:

      yo momma is so fat scientists thought she was another planet

  81. 81
    squirrelboy said:

      yo momma is so fat scientists use her 2 deflect astroids!!! lol beat tht plz comment

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    kate said:

      you mamma hair so short she have to curl ha hair wit rice

  83. 83
    kate said:

      wen yo mamma looked out da mirrior she got arrested for moonin

  84. 84
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma head is so big, when she goes to sleep her pillow put staroids in her head

  85. 85
    jay-z said:

      yo momma head is so big, when she goes to sleep her pillow puts staroids in her head

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    jay-z said:

      yo momma is so black, she got into the tub and it turnded into coffi

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    jenny said:

      yo mama so stupid she was going to put a tatoo of her name but then she said to put whos the man

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    jenny said:

      yo mama is so fat she said she was going to take a shower but she said i couldn’t fit

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    jenny said:

      yo mama is so stupid she try to go to miami but she went to mexico

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    sweis15 said:

      yo mama is so fat her picture weighs 10 pounds!!! haha

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    sweis15 said:

      yo mama is so fat, she jumped and got stuck in the air!!!

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    sweis15 said:

      yo mama is so nasty she walked past the bathroom and the toilet flushed itself!!! Good Lord thats nasty!!!

  93. 93
    sweis15 said:

      yo mama is so black she sweats coffee!!!

  94. 94
    sweis15 said:

      yo mama is so stupid when I pointed up and told her, “look! a bird died” her stupid self looked up!!! FYI dead birds can’t fly

  95. 95
    sweis15 said:

      yo mama is so ugly she makes Regan from “The Exorcist” look pretty!!!

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    sweis15 said:

      yo mama is so dirty her farts smell good!!! Aint that somethin’

  97. 97
    maria said:

      yo momma so ratchet she produce the nepe on your head.

  98. 98
    big mac said:

      yo momma is just like a big mac full of fat and worth 1 dollar!!!

  99. 99
    imaeatu said:

      yo mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house

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    imaeatu said:

      yo mamas so stupid, when she got locked in the bathroom, she pissed her pants

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    AC said:

      yo mama so ugly that i took her in a haunted house and shw came out with a job APPLICATION FORM

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    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so stupid when she turned around twice she got lost

  103. 103
    marcos said:

      yo momma is so old she knows jesus beeper number

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    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so ugly she made the bogeyman go out of busines

  105. 105
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so fat wnen she jumed in the air she got stuck

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    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so old when she went to school there was no histoy class

  107. 107
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so old she knowns jesus

  108. 108
    `Tamara said:

      jeni111 your jokes are so old .

      Yo momma like cake mix, 15 servings per package!
      Yo momma like a bowling ball: She’s picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.
      Yo momma like a Toyota: “Oh what a feelin’!”
      Yo momma like Orange Crush: “Good Vibrations!”
      Yo momma like a hockey team…changes her pads every three periods!
      Yo momma like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!
      Yo momma is like a racing car…chick burned four rubbers in one night.
      Yo momma like castlebury stew: servings are family size.
      Yo momma like Domino’s pizza — Something for nothing.
      Yo momma like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!
      yo momma like a hockey team, she changes her pads every three periods
      Yo mommas teeth are so crooked it looks like her tongues in jail
      Your mamas so fat she tripped over wal-mart and landed on target
      Yo mommas so poor,she can’t afford to live in a two story cheerio box.
      your mamas so poor when I ring the doorbell she says “DING”.
      Yo momma so stupid, she couldn’t read an audio book
      Yo momma so stupid she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper
      Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said, “Guess” so she said, “Levi’s.”
      Yo momma so short, she models for trophys.
      Yo mommas so old shes older then your grandma
      Yo mommas so old shes blind from the big bang.
      Yo mommas so old when she reads the bible she reminisces
      Yo mommas so old even god callls her mother
      yo momma so fat when the angels brought her to heaven they had to call for back-up
      Yo mommas so fat she didn’t just taste the rainbow…..SHE ATE THE RAINBOW!!!!!!!!!
      Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, “HEY, KOOL-AID!”
      Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, “O.K.”

  109. 109
    Cornbread said:

      Your momma so stupid it take her 45 minutes to cook minute rice

      Your momma so fat she wore her Malcolm X jacket and a helicopter landed on her back.

  110. 110
    Anonymous said:

      how many dirty stiank eggs does it take to srew in a light bulb!!!

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    drama said:

      yo momma so dumb she sold her car 4 gas money

  112. 112
    paul said:

      yo momma so fat she went to work wearing heels and came back wearing flip flpos

  113. 113
    onehitwonder said:

      yo momma so fat that when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing we are a happy family

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    g man said:

      yo mamma so fat when she jumped in the ocean the fattest whales started singin we are family da da da da da da even though your fatter than me oh oh

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    g man said:

      yo mamma so stupied she sold her car for gas money

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    g man said:

      yo mamma so ugly she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning

  117. 117
    g man said:

      yo mamma so ugly she smilled in the mirror and king kong smilled back

  118. 118
    g man said:

      yo mamma so ugly when she was first born her mamma said what a treasure,her dad said YES lets go burry it.

  119. 119
    Anonymous said:

      ya

  120. 120
    Guy452 said:

      Yo momma’s so ugly she turned medusa to stone

  121. 121
    Harpreet Khalsa said:

      yo mamma is so stupid when she got locked in a food stall she died of hunger

  122. 122
    chris brown said:

      your momma is so retared when usher comes throw there dr she starts to sing ymca

  123. 123
    ppl said:

      YO MOMMA IS SO FAT PEOPLE CALLED HER THE FATRIX

  124. 124
    jay said:

      yo mum is so ugly the government changed halloween to her birthday haha

  125. 125
    jay said:

      your momma is so stupid she ate the cable box because she wanted tv dinner

  126. 126
    jojo said:

      Yo momma is so fat that whenever we bought in the groceries, we had to bring a circus to distract her away from them

  127. 127
    jedi said:

      your mommas so old when moses parted the red sea, she was on the other side fishin.

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    lil kid said:

      Yo momma got a glass leg and she use windex for lotion

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    jenx said:

      yo momma so fat her blood type is cheetos

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    jenx said:

      yo momma so poor i asked to use the bathroom and she said pick a corner

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    haha said:

      yo momma so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon

  132. 132
    hello said:

      your mamma is so stupied she sat on the t.v and wached the couch

  133. 133
    TRENTON_LIKE_GIRLS said:

      YO MAMMA SO FREAKIN UGLY, SHE WENT TO A STRIPE JOINT AND THEY PAYED HER TO KEEP HER CLOTHS ON.

  134. 134
    TRENTON_LIKE_GIRLS said:

      YO MAMMA SO UGLY SHE WENT TO THE BEAUTY SALON AND IT TOOK 3 HOURS FOR AN ESTIMATE

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    ASS LICKER said:

      YO MAMMA SO GAY, SHE MAKES MICHEAL JACKSON LOOK STRAIGHT UP

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    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so fat she sweats butter and syrup and has a job at ihop swiping pancakes across her face !!!!!!! lol dissss!!!!!

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    ESTHER said:

      YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID WHEN SHE CALLED THE OPERATER
      TO ASK HOW MANY MINUTS OR HOURS DOES IT TAKE TO GO FROM LOSANGELES TO LAS VEGAS THE OPERATER SAID WAIT TWO SECONDS PLEASE THEN YO MOMMA SAID THANK U AND HANGED UP

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    ISAAC said:

      Tic-Tac toe three in a row mom got shot by a geijo dad called the doctor and the doctor said oops mom dead shot in the head lying on her bed with a bullit in her head.

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    ESTHER said:

      YO MOMMA IS SO POOR WHEN I WENT TO HER HOUSE I ASKED WHATS FOR DINNER SHE SAID BUEBOS THEN SHE WENT TO U AND CUT THEM OF

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    ESTHER said:

      YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID THAT SHE DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO SPELL C.I.A.

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    ESTHER said:

      YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID SHE DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO SPELL F.B.I.

  142. 142
    ESTHER said:

      YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID SHE ASKED U WHAT COLOR ARE THOSE RED FIRE TRUCKS

  143. 143
    ESTHER said:

      YO MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN GOD SAID LET THERE BE LIGHT EVERY BODY SAID MOVE BITCH

  144. 144
    ESTHER said:

      BUZZ LIKE A BUTTERFLY STING LIKE A BEE I SLEPT WITH YO MOMMA NOW IT HURTS WHEN I PEE

  145. 145
    Isaac said:

      Yo mamma is so fat when she fell down nobody was laughing but the floor was cracking up.

  146. 146
    Isaac said:

      Yo mamma is so fat she had to get baptized at sea world.

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    Isaac said:

      yo mamma is so ugly when she went to a haunted she came out with a job aplication

  148. 148
    Isaac said:

      Yo mamma is soooo ugly when she went in a haunted house and came out with a paycheck

  149. 149
    master said:

      yo momma so stupid she thaought a shower was a jiant glass

  150. 150
    Isaac said:

      Master yo mamma is so nasty she bite a dog and gave it rabbies.

  151. 151
    Isaac said:

      I will play any body if they have the gutz

  152. 152
    Isaac said:

      is anyonegoing to anrwer my ofeer

  153. 153
    Isaac said:

      yo guys are so gay you make micheal jackson look strait,you’re so guy you put micheal jackson strait.

  154. 154
    ESTHER said:

      YO MOMMA IS SO HARRY THAT SHE MAKES KINGKONG JELOUS

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    weeddude said:

      Yo momma so fat,she orbits jupiter
      OWNED

  156. 156
    d-boy said:

      yo mommas breasts is soo saggy you can tie them up to the bed post and play dubble douch

  157. 157
    d-boy said:

      yo momma is like a vaccume

      she sucks,blows and gets laid in the closet

  158. 158
    screwer said:

      yo momma so harry she got dreadlocks growing out her vagina

  159. 159
    sasuke said:

      i will kill all your mamas

  160. 160
    B.P's said:

      yo momma is so stupd she locked her self in the bathroom and peed on her self because she was scared

  161. 161
    Isaac said:

      all your moms are stupid

  162. 162
    Isaac said:

      To all you guys 155-160 stick and stones I brake my bones especaily when your mom gets on board

  163. 163
    gla said:

      your momma is so stupid she ran around the block cause her phone said sprint

  164. 164
    gla said:

      your moma is so ugly she looked up and god fell down

  165. 165
    jose said:

      your momma sooo fat when she tripped she made the Great Conyon!!!!!!!!!

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    Anonymous said:

      yo mamaso fat jabba the hutt took one look and saud who

  167. 167
    joshuathill5 said:

      yo mama so fat jabba the hutt said who

  168. 168
    stewey said:

      yo mamma so fat she asked 4 a waterbed they put a blanket over the ocean

  169. 169
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so stupid she tried to put M&Ms in ahpabetical order

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    you momma so fat said:

      your mums so fat when she puts on a yellow jacket people shout taxi

  171. 171
    Yo momma! said:

      yo momma so ugly when i looked at her..she askeds me if i had a staring problem..i said no i just cant see around you!!ha ha!

  172. 172
    Jake Gann said:

      Yo momma is soooo poor,when i asked her how many people likeed her she said idk because i cant even afford his dollar general marriage ring!

  173. 173
    lexislovesjakegann said:

      yo momma is so stoopid,when her dad said were going to have hail outside she strarted screaming and said, “it’s not time to go for me!dont take me satan!”

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    sit yo ol' said:

      sit yo ol stanky gorilla,m&m ear stuffer, dk howta say ok,try to geek on me,self down before yo momma makes you sit down because shes so fat.

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    gangstas said:

      yo momma is so fat she buys her bras at auto-zone

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    gangstas said:

      yo momma is so ugly i thought she was a pig ………. o wait she is one

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    gangstas said:

      yo momma is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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    gangstas said:

      yo mommas so fat a million earths can fit in a sun a million suns can fit in yo momma

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    gangstas said:

      yo mamma is fat she got her own solor system

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    gangstas said:

      yo mamma is so fat she orbits

  181. 181
    gangstas said:

      yo mamma isso fat she migrates with the whales

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    gangstas said:

      yo mamma is so stupid she asked u what color is that red fire truck

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    gangstas said:

      yo mommas so poor i steped on her cigeret she said that was my heater

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    gangstas said:

      yo momma so stupid she wears her bra inside out

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    Bonster said:

      yo momma is so fat when she takes one step the whole wide world has an Earth Quake!

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    gangstas said:

      yo momma is so stupid she sat on the t.v. and watched the couch

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    screwer said:

      jackasses

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    screwer said:

      yo mamma so hairy she got dreadlocks growing in her pussy

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    borred kids said:

      yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to measure how long she slept

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    sickmindlol said:

      yo momma so fat she got her own gravity!!!

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    gayson said:

      to mamas teeth are so nasty when she smiles it looks like shes poppin out gang signs

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    gayson said:

      yo mama so short u can see her feet on her drivers lisence

  193. 193
    gayson said:

      yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade

  194. 194
    gayson said:

      the last time yo mama herd a wistle it was wen she got hit by a train

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    gayson said:

      wen yo mama was born the doctor slapped her parents

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    gayson said:

      yo mamas glasses r so thick wen she looks on a map she can see ppl waving

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    gayson said:

      yo mama so dumb she forgot how to spell her name

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    wallywally said:

      yo momma so ugly that when the birds fly above her,they fly belly up just so they dont have to s#@! ON HER

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    I.D card said:

      yo mamma is so stupid she got fired from the m&m factory because she threw all the w ’s away.

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    Ballin' said:

      yo momma so fat instead of saying “Ballin” she says “Bacon” !!

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    Anonymous said:

      the person above me is so right your all gay and i wish that his 11 inch dick would go in my pussy bitch

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    baby gurl said:

      hey i want his dick to but i also wanna try your pussy

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    MUSIC MOMA said:

      Yo moma so fat she put the “hip” in “hiphop”!!

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    babydoll said:

      yo mama so stupid she stared at a jug of orange juice because it said “Concentrate”

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    babydoll said:

      yo mama so fat when she walked into a party with a red dress everyone yelled “KOOLAID!!”

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    Anonymous said:

      yo mama is so bald i can read her mind

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    donkeykong said:

      yo mama is so fat she needs a map to find her ass

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    donkeykong said:

      yo mama is so fat she needs a map to find her behind

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    donkeykong said:

      yo mama is so stupid that on her job application where it wrote “education” she put “hooked on phonix”

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    Rikki said:

      yo momma so fat that when she sat on the rainbow skittles popped out of her a**

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    pimpstar said:

      yo mamma so stupid she tripped over a ant

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    pimpstar said:

      you mamma has a dick

  213. 213
    pimpstar said:

      i love kiana

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    collin said:

      you mom so old she walked into the wite house and saids weres linkon

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    andy said:

      yo momma is so fat she uses a highway for a slipin slide

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    er-er said:

      yo mamma’s so fat she tripped over wal-mart,stummbled over K-mart,and landed on Target

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    yo momma so stuped said:

      yo momma so stuped she tried to drond a fish

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    pimpster 101 said:

      if you read this your gay

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    msibomb said:

      yo mama so fat burger king closed on her birthday

  220. 220
    msibomb said:

      yo mamas so fat the scale said to be continued…

  221. 221
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama is so fat that when she bends over thw world goes to Daylight Saving Time

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    Anonymous said:

      yo mama is so fat that she triped over wendy’s and fell on mcdonald’s

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    pickleface9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 said:

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    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so damn fat she needs a triple king sized bed… just to fit her baby toe in it!

  226. 226
    choaley said:

      yo momm so damn fat she needs a triple king sized bed just to fit her baby toe in it!

  227. 227
    choaley said:

      yo momma so hairy her ass has its own personal waxer!

  228. 228
    choaley said:

      yo momma so filthy she even public toilet seats refuse to let her sit down!

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    choaley said:

      yo momma is so fat that people can climb her!

  230. 230
    choaley said:

      yo momma face so fat people just think she has a permanent abcess!

  231. 231
    timmy said:

      ur mom is so stupid, she called argos for a pizza

  232. 232
    Anonymous said:

      YO MAMA SO FAT , WHEN SHE WENT OUTSIDE IN A RED DRESS EVERYONE YELLED,HEY KOOL-AID

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    im me 08 said:

      yo mama so fat, dumb, n clusmy, she tumbbled over k-mart, and tripped over wal mart and landed rite on target

  234. 234
    jackie said:

      yo momma is so stupid that she went to the dollar store and brought fake money and thought she was rich

  235. 235
    ONE IN A MILLION said:

      YOUR MAMA SO FAT THAT SHE WENT 2 CROSS THE STREET AND ALL THE CARS HAD 2 MAKE A U- TURN

  236. 236
    asia said:

      u so ugly, yo momma got mornin sickness afta u waz born

  237. 237
    Anonymous said:

      your moma is fat when she went outside people thought she was a taxi.

  238. 238
    Queenbitch4lyfe said:

      Yo Mommas Lyke a Nascar Driver, She burns 50 Rubbers a Day!

      Yo Mommas So Fat, She Has a Wooden Leg Wit a Kikstand!

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    Twitch said:

      yo momma is poor that she had to sleep with the rats.

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    turkaduur said:

      Yo mama so fat, that on her license pic says continued on other side.

      Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, her mom said ” Shes a treasure” and her dad