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871 Yo Momma Jokes in “MTV Yo Momma - The Dozens”



  1. kenny's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ratchet she produce the naps on your head



  2. kenny's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when the angels brought her to heaven they had to call for back-up



  3. peedee's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so hairy it look like done kingbout to pop out and say only in america



  4. Diesel's secret's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so skinny she had to run around the shower 7n times to get wet!



  5. YoYo Loves Lil Boyz's Momma Joke:

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  6. curtis Loves Lil Boyz's Momma Joke:

    i love underground crack babies



  7. I Luv Connor's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so fat she didn’t just taste the rainbow…..SHE ATE THE RAINBOW!!!!!!!!!



  8. patcake's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so nasty she has to keep pourin salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.



  9. BERTO's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE BOUGHT A SOLAR POWERED FLASHLIGHT



  10. BERTO's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO POOR SHES NEVER HEARD OF 50 CENT AND I AINT TALKIN BOUGHT THE RAPPER



  11. mushroom's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so stupid, when she went to HELL’S KITCHEN she expected satan to serve dinner



  12. mushroom's Momma Joke:

    yo dad so gay, he makes micheal jackson look straight



  13. ble&Kim&Claire's Momma Joke:

    yo momma soo fat she got her own space .. and its called myspace !!



  14. Jakeinator's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly if she were a dog i’d shave off her butt and make her walk backwards.



  15. Jakeinator's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she locked herself in a grocery store and starved
    r my jokes sweet?



  16. buddie's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat that the only thing stopping her from jnny craig was the door!



  17. Lezbolickingirlx's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor wen i went in her house,and lit a match the ants came out singin clap ur hands stamp ur feet and fank the lord cos we got heat



  18. JESSY's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO STANK SHE CAN MAKE AN ONION CRY



  19. Y@$o0o0oN's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO FAT, WHEN SHE TRIPPED ON 4TH AVENUE SHE LANDED ON 12TH AVENUE



  20. menymen123's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so skinny she can do push-ups undre tha door!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  21. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Help take back america by shedding the hood of corporate media and giving a TRUE AMERICAN a chance - learn what he’s about and I won’t have to talk you into voting for him; you’ll be talking others into it.

    Join the revolution that big business dreads - visit http://www.RonPaul2008.com



  22. gay's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so gay shes gay



  23. post about yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly she gotto sneak up on the bath water



  24. GeeGee's Momma Joke:

    Yo moma’s so fat she got in a monster truck and it became a low rider.



  25. GeeGee's Momma Joke:

    yo momas so fat she had to use a matres for a maxi pad



  26. spaceman!'s Momma Joke:

    Better shut up about the moma jokes because i just got off ur moma 5 min’s AGO!



  27. Evil again!'s Momma Joke:

    hey spaceman!,
    You lay off my moma i lay off yours!



  28. bitch herder's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she scares blind people



  29. duck tape's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles poped out!



  30. duck tape's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat when God said let there be light he had to tell her to move her fat ass out of the way!



  31. zach attak's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid when a bus went by she thought it was a twinki



  32. Peace's Momma Joke:

    hey zach attak, yo mama is so fat when she steps on a weighing scale, it reads ‘one at a time please!’



  33. Peace's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat i saw her in the middle of the highway and try to drive around her, i ran out of gas!



  34. Peace's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid, when she sees the sign ‘caution, wet floor’, she pees.



  35. thebest's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she walked down the street in a yellow dress the kids said oh look the bus is comeing



  36. thebest's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut



  37. dollarbill's Momma Joke:

    yo mooma so poor I saw her walkin down the street kickin a can and I asked her watcha doin and she said movin



  38. dj mc slice's Momma Joke:

    yo mama like geico so easy a caveman can do her



  39. Ghettoboy's Momma Joke:

    Your mama so poor she opened the door and came out the window!



  40. jkjbkghbkbi's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor she can’t afford a mercedes



  41. Pop It Off Boy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so old, her birth certificate said expired.



  42. Pop It Off Boy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly, she walked in the bank and they turned off the surveillence cameras.



  43. Pop It Off Boy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly, she made the onion cry.



  44. Pop It Off Boy's Momma Joke:

    Yo amma so old, when she went to school, there was no history class.



  45. YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT SHE DID NOT NOW THAT SHE WAS PRAGNET's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT SHE DID NOT NOW THAT SHE WAS PRAGNET



  46. loulou96's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor i saw her walking down the road with 1 shoe on and i said “lost a shoe” and she turned round and said “NO just found 1″



  47. loulou96's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s teeth are so yellow when she closes her mouth her belly lights up.



  48. loulou96's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat people run around her for exercise



  49. loulou96's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupid she through the T.V up in the air and said”kids look with got sky”



  50. jeni111's Momma Joke:

    i challenge one of you for yo mama jokes



  51. jeni111's Momma Joke:

    is any body going to answer mw hello hurry up



  52. jordads's Momma Joke:

    your moms so hairy when she takes her pants of it sounds like velcro.



  53. jordads's Momma Joke:

    your moms so dumb she thought osoma bin laden was 3 terrorists



  54. jordads's Momma Joke:

    your mum is so poor she went hunting with a metal detector hopeing 2 find pennys all she could find was her big fat flab.



  55. jeni111's Momma Joke:

    oh yeah yo mama is so hairy even big foot takes her pictures



  56. jeni111's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people ran around yelling Free Willy!



  57. baby gurl's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so skinny she can hula hoop through a cheerio!!!



  58. baby gurl's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ghetto she washes paper plates!!! hahahaha im funny huh all u guys!!!kiss kiss



  59. jeni111's Momma Joke:

    baby girl u don’t even know them and u don’t know how they look like thats disgusting

    Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

    Yo mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family!

    and is yo mama so cheap she washes paper plates!!!



  60. king kong's Momma Joke:

    yo momma teeth so yellow when she went outside people thought she wuz taxi



  61. jeni111's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 6o min.
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  62. tiffany's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor i bout stepped on a roach and she said NO thatis our dinner.



  63. jen111's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she tough fruit punch was a gay boxer



  64. gongsta's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old,she was a waitress @ da last supper !



  65. gongsta's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat,wen she went swimming,da pple claimd hr 4 da new world !



  66. gongsta's Momma Joke:

    yo momma sooooo hairy,wen u were born,u got rugburn !



  67. baby phat's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she went to the nail salon and the lady said how do you like it? She said I don`t know I can`t see it.



  68. baby phat's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat she went to the zoo saw some elephants and said look my family!



  69. hair cut's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so stupid shees stupid!!!



  70. Snoopy360's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so stupid when she went to the 76ers game she thought she was going to her high school reunoin.



  71. Snoopy360's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma’s so short when she was driving a guy rearended her she came up to him and she said “IM NOT HAPPY” and he said ” THEN WHICH ONE ARE YOU?”



  72. jeni111's Momma Joke:

    let’s see you beat this

    Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

    Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

    Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!

    Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

    Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

    Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

    Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

    Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

    Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.



  73. Henry's Momma Joke:

    Your mamas armpit is so hairy it looks like shes got don king in a head lock



  74. Henry's Momma Joke:

    Your mamas so fat wen she stood on da scale, it turned into 1 fish scale



  75. Henry's Momma Joke:

    Ur mamas so hairy… She makes king kong jeleous



  76. jeni111's Momma Joke:

    try too beat this if you can

    Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

    Yo mama so fat her nickname is “Lardo”

    Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

    Yo mama so fat were in her right now

    Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

    Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

    Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

    Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her…

    Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

    Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

    Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

    Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

    Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says “okay!”

    Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said “Taxi!”

    Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

    Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

    Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

    Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

    Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

    Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

    Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear “Caution! Wide Turn”

    Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

    Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”

    Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can’t hear the stereo.

    Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

    Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

    Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don’t do livestock.

    Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

    Yo mama so fat she’s got her own area code!

    Yo mama so fat she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagon!

    Yo mama so fat God couldn’t light Earth until she moved!

    Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

    Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

    Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago…

    Yo mama so fat she’s got Amtrak written on her leg.

    Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction!

    Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

    Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

    Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!



  77. White Magic's Momma Joke:

    Blair’s is ugly



  78. siloc's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she needs a map to find her asshole



  79. Kixxi's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so fat not even Dora Can Explore Her…



  80. squirrelboy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat scientists thought she was another planet



  81. squirrelboy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat scientists use her 2 deflect astroids!!! lol beat tht plz comment



  82. kate's Momma Joke:

    you mamma hair so short she have to curl ha hair wit rice



  83. kate's Momma Joke:

    wen yo mamma looked out da mirrior she got arrested for moonin



  84. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma head is so big, when she goes to sleep her pillow put staroids in her head



  85. jay-z's Momma Joke:

    yo momma head is so big, when she goes to sleep her pillow puts staroids in her head



  86. jay-z's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so black, she got into the tub and it turnded into coffi



  87. jenny's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she was going to put a tatoo of her name but then she said to put whos the man



  88. jenny's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she said she was going to take a shower but she said i couldn’t fit



  89. jenny's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she try to go to miami but she went to mexico



  90. sweis15's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat her picture weighs 10 pounds!!! haha



  91. sweis15's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat, she jumped and got stuck in the air!!!



  92. sweis15's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so nasty she walked past the bathroom and the toilet flushed itself!!! Good Lord thats nasty!!!



  93. sweis15's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so black she sweats coffee!!!



  94. sweis15's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid when I pointed up and told her, “look! a bird died” her stupid self looked up!!! FYI dead birds can’t fly



  95. sweis15's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly she makes Regan from “The Exorcist” look pretty!!!



  96. sweis15's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so dirty her farts smell good!!! Aint that somethin’



  97. maria's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ratchet she produce the nepe on your head.



  98. big mac's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is just like a big mac full of fat and worth 1 dollar!!!



  99. imaeatu's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house



  100. imaeatu's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so stupid, when she got locked in the bathroom, she pissed her pants



  101. AC's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly that i took her in a haunted house and shw came out with a job APPLICATION FORM



  102. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid when she turned around twice she got lost



  103. marcos's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old she knows jesus beeper number



  104. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly she made the bogeyman go out of busines



  105. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat wnen she jumed in the air she got stuck



  106. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old when she went to school there was no histoy class



  107. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old she knowns jesus



  108. `Tamara's Momma Joke:

    jeni111 your jokes are so old .

    Yo momma like cake mix, 15 servings per package!
    Yo momma like a bowling ball: She’s picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.
    Yo momma like a Toyota: “Oh what a feelin’!”
    Yo momma like Orange Crush: “Good Vibrations!”
    Yo momma like a hockey team…changes her pads every three periods!
    Yo momma like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!
    Yo momma is like a racing car…chick burned four rubbers in one night.
    Yo momma like castlebury stew: servings are family size.
    Yo momma like Domino’s pizza — Something for nothing.
    Yo momma like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!
    yo momma like a hockey team, she changes her pads every three periods
    Yo mommas teeth are so crooked it looks like her tongues in jail
    Your mamas so fat she tripped over wal-mart and landed on target
    Yo mommas so poor,she can’t afford to live in a two story cheerio box.
    your mamas so poor when I ring the doorbell she says “DING”.
    Yo momma so stupid, she couldn’t read an audio book
    Yo momma so stupid she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper
    Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said, “Guess” so she said, “Levi’s.”
    Yo momma so short, she models for trophys.
    Yo mommas so old shes older then your grandma
    Yo mommas so old shes blind from the big bang.
    Yo mommas so old when she reads the bible she reminisces
    Yo mommas so old even god callls her mother
    yo momma so fat when the angels brought her to heaven they had to call for back-up
    Yo mommas so fat she didn’t just taste the rainbow…..SHE ATE THE RAINBOW!!!!!!!!!
    Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, “HEY, KOOL-AID!”
    Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, “O.K.”



  109. Cornbread's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so stupid it take her 45 minutes to cook minute rice

    Your momma so fat she wore her Malcolm X jacket and a helicopter landed on her back.



  110. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    how many dirty stiank eggs does it take to srew in a light bulb!!!



  111. drama's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she sold her car 4 gas money



  112. paul's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she went to work wearing heels and came back wearing flip flpos



  113. onehitwonder's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing we are a happy family



  114. g man's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when she jumped in the ocean the fattest whales started singin we are family da da da da da da even though your fatter than me oh oh



  115. g man's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupied she sold her car for gas money



  116. g man's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning



  117. g man's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly she smilled in the mirror and king kong smilled back



  118. g man's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly when she was first born her mamma said what a treasure,her dad said YES lets go burry it.



  119. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ya



  120. Guy452's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so ugly she turned medusa to stone



  121. Harpreet Khalsa's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid when she got locked in a food stall she died of hunger



  122. chris brown's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so retared when usher comes throw there dr she starts to sing ymca



  123. ppl's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO FAT PEOPLE CALLED HER THE FATRIX



  124. jay's Momma Joke:

    yo mum is so ugly the government changed halloween to her birthday haha



  125. jay's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so stupid she ate the cable box because she wanted tv dinner



  126. jojo's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat that whenever we bought in the groceries, we had to bring a circus to distract her away from them



  127. jedi's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so old when moses parted the red sea, she was on the other side fishin.



  128. lil kid's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma got a glass leg and she use windex for lotion



  129. jenx's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat her blood type is cheetos



  130. jenx's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor i asked to use the bathroom and she said pick a corner



  131. haha's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon



  132. hello's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is so stupied she sat on the t.v and wached the couch



  133. TRENTON_LIKE_GIRLS's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SO FREAKIN UGLY, SHE WENT TO A STRIPE JOINT AND THEY PAYED HER TO KEEP HER CLOTHS ON.



  134. TRENTON_LIKE_GIRLS's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SO UGLY SHE WENT TO THE BEAUTY SALON AND IT TOOK 3 HOURS FOR AN ESTIMATE



  135. ASS LICKER's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SO GAY, SHE MAKES MICHEAL JACKSON LOOK STRAIGHT UP



  136. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she sweats butter and syrup and has a job at ihop swiping pancakes across her face !!!!!!! lol dissss!!!!!



  137. ESTHER's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID WHEN SHE CALLED THE OPERATER
    TO ASK HOW MANY MINUTS OR HOURS DOES IT TAKE TO GO FROM LOSANGELES TO LAS VEGAS THE OPERATER SAID WAIT TWO SECONDS PLEASE THEN YO MOMMA SAID THANK U AND HANGED UP



  138. ISAAC's Momma Joke:

    Tic-Tac toe three in a row mom got shot by a geijo dad called the doctor and the doctor said oops mom dead shot in the head lying on her bed with a bullit in her head.



  139. ESTHER's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO POOR WHEN I WENT TO HER HOUSE I ASKED WHATS FOR DINNER SHE SAID BUEBOS THEN SHE WENT TO U AND CUT THEM OF



  140. ESTHER's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID THAT SHE DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO SPELL C.I.A.



  141. ESTHER's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID SHE DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO SPELL F.B.I.



  142. ESTHER's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID SHE ASKED U WHAT COLOR ARE THOSE RED FIRE TRUCKS



  143. ESTHER's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN GOD SAID LET THERE BE LIGHT EVERY BODY SAID MOVE BITCH



  144. ESTHER's Momma Joke:

    BUZZ LIKE A BUTTERFLY STING LIKE A BEE I SLEPT WITH YO MOMMA NOW IT HURTS WHEN I PEE



  145. Isaac's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so fat when she fell down nobody was laughing but the floor was cracking up.



  146. Isaac's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so fat she had to get baptized at sea world.



  147. Isaac's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so ugly when she went to a haunted she came out with a job aplication



  148. Isaac's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is soooo ugly when she went in a haunted house and came out with a paycheck



  149. master's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she thaought a shower was a jiant glass



  150. Isaac's Momma Joke:

    Master yo mamma is so nasty she bite a dog and gave it rabbies.



  151. Isaac's Momma Joke:

    I will play any body if they have the gutz



  152. Isaac's Momma Joke:

    is anyonegoing to anrwer my ofeer



  153. Isaac's Momma Joke:

    yo guys are so gay you make micheal jackson look strait,you’re so guy you put micheal jackson strait.



  154. ESTHER's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO HARRY THAT SHE MAKES KINGKONG JELOUS



  155. weeddude's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat,she orbits jupiter
    OWNED



  156. d-boy's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas breasts is soo saggy you can tie them up to the bed post and play dubble douch



  157. d-boy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a vaccume

    she sucks,blows and gets laid in the closet



  158. screwer's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so harry she got dreadlocks growing out her vagina



  159. sasuke's Momma Joke:

    i will kill all your mamas



  160. B.P's's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupd she locked her self in the bathroom and peed on her self because she was scared



  161. Isaac's Momma Joke:

    all your moms are stupid



  162. Isaac's Momma Joke:

    To all you guys 155-160 stick and stones I brake my bones especaily when your mom gets on board



  163. gla's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so stupid she ran around the block cause her phone said sprint



  164. gla's Momma Joke:

    your moma is so ugly she looked up and god fell down



  165. jose's Momma Joke:

    your momma sooo fat when she tripped she made the Great Conyon!!!!!!!!!



  166. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamaso fat jabba the hutt took one look and saud who



  167. joshuathill5's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat jabba the hutt said who



  168. stewey's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she asked 4 a waterbed they put a blanket over the ocean



  169. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she tried to put M&Ms in ahpabetical order



  170. you momma so fat's Momma Joke:

    your mums so fat when she puts on a yellow jacket people shout taxi



  171. Yo momma!'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly when i looked at her..she askeds me if i had a staring problem..i said no i just cant see around you!!ha ha!



  172. Jake Gann's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is soooo poor,when i asked her how many people likeed her she said idk because i cant even afford his dollar general marriage ring!



  173. lexislovesjakegann's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stoopid,when her dad said were going to have hail outside she strarted screaming and said, “it’s not time to go for me!dont take me satan!”



  174. sit yo ol''s Momma Joke:

    sit yo ol stanky gorilla,m&m ear stuffer, dk howta say ok,try to geek on me,self down before yo momma makes you sit down because shes so fat.



  175. gangstas's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she buys her bras at auto-zone



  176. gangstas's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly i thought she was a pig ………. o wait she is one



  177. gangstas's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so hairy she has afros on her nipples



  178. gangstas's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat a million earths can fit in a sun a million suns can fit in yo momma



  179. gangstas's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is fat she got her own solor system



  180. gangstas's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat she orbits



  181. gangstas's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma isso fat she migrates with the whales



  182. gangstas's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid she asked u what color is that red fire truck



  183. gangstas's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so poor i steped on her cigeret she said that was my heater



  184. gangstas's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she wears her bra inside out



  185. Bonster's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she takes one step the whole wide world has an Earth Quake!



  186. gangstas's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she sat on the t.v. and watched the couch



  187. screwer's Momma Joke:

    jackasses



  188. borred kids's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to measure how long she slept



  189. sickmindlol's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she got her own gravity!!!



  190. gayson's Momma Joke:

    to mamas teeth are so nasty when she smiles it looks like shes poppin out gang signs



  191. gayson's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so short u can see her feet on her drivers lisence



  192. gayson's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade



  193. gayson's Momma Joke:

    the last time yo mama herd a wistle it was wen she got hit by a train



  194. gayson's Momma Joke:

    wen yo mama was born the doctor slapped her parents



  195. gayson's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas glasses r so thick wen she looks on a map she can see ppl waving



  196. gayson's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she forgot how to spell her name



  197. wallywally's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly that when the birds fly above her,they fly belly up just so they dont have to s#@! ON HER



  198. I.D card's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid she got fired from the m&m factory because she threw all the w ’s away.



  199. Ballin''s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat instead of saying “Ballin” she says “Bacon” !!



  200. MUSIC MOMA's Momma Joke:

    Yo moma so fat she put the “hip” in “hiphop”!!



  201. babydoll's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she stared at a jug of orange juice because it said “Concentrate”



  202. babydoll's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she walked into a party with a red dress everyone yelled “KOOLAID!!”



  203. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so bald i can read her mind



  204. donkeykong's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she needs a map to find her ass



  205. donkeykong's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she needs a map to find her behind



  206. donkeykong's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid that on her job application where it wrote “education” she put “hooked on phonix”



  207. Rikki's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that when she sat on the rainbow skittles popped out of her a**



  208. pimpstar's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she tripped over a ant



  209. pimpstar's Momma Joke:

    you mamma has a dick



  210. pimpstar's Momma Joke:

    i love kiana



  211. collin's Momma Joke:

    you mom so old she walked into the wite house and saids weres linkon



  212. andy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she uses a highway for a slipin slide



  213. er-er's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s so fat she tripped over wal-mart,stummbled over K-mart,and landed on Target



  214. yo momma so stuped's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stuped she tried to drond a fish



  215. pimpster 101's Momma Joke:

    if you read this your gay



  216. msibomb's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat burger king closed on her birthday



  217. msibomb's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat the scale said to be continued…



  218. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that when she bends over thw world goes to Daylight Saving Time



  219. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that she triped over wendy’s and fell on mcdonald’s



  220. pickleface9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999's Momma Joke:

    play grand theft autocccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk



  221. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so damn fat she needs a triple king sized bed… just to fit her baby toe in it!



  222. choaley's Momma Joke:

    yo momm so damn fat she needs a triple king sized bed just to fit her baby toe in it!



  223. choaley's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy her ass has its own personal waxer!



  224. choaley's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so filthy she even public toilet seats refuse to let her sit down!



  225. choaley's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that people can climb her!



  226. choaley's Momma Joke:

    yo momma face so fat people just think she has a permanent abcess!



  227. timmy's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so stupid, she called argos for a pizza



  228. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT , WHEN SHE WENT OUTSIDE IN A RED DRESS EVERYONE YELLED,HEY KOOL-AID



  229. im me 08's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat, dumb, n clusmy, she tumbbled over k-mart, and tripped over wal mart and landed rite on target



  230. jackie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid that she went to the dollar store and brought fake money and thought she was rich



  231. ONE IN A MILLION's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MAMA SO FAT THAT SHE WENT 2 CROSS THE STREET AND ALL THE CARS HAD 2 MAKE A U- TURN



  232. asia's Momma Joke:

    u so ugly, yo momma got mornin sickness afta u waz born



  233. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your moma is fat when she went outside people thought she was a taxi.



  234. Queenbitch4lyfe's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mommas Lyke a Nascar Driver, She burns 50 Rubbers a Day!

    Yo Mommas So Fat, She Has a Wooden Leg Wit a Kikstand!



  235. Twitch's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is poor that she had to sleep with the rats.



  236. turkaduur's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat, that on her license pic says continued on other side.

    Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, her mom said ” Shes a treasure” and her dad said ” where do we bury it?”

    Shes so ugly the plastic surgeon sued her

    Shes so ugly they renamed Halloween to YoMammaween

    yo mama so ugly she threw a boomerang and it never came back



  237. lil g3mini's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor her children ask what they goin to eat and she open her legs in said”fish”



  238. lil g3mini's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor her children ask what they goin to eat and she open her legs in said”fish”



  239. Mommy Bear's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she sat around the house, SHE SAT AROUND THE HOUSE!!



  240. Mommy Bear's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so greasy ! she sweats crisco !



  241. TheRiseGuys.Com's Momma Joke:

    TheRiseGuys.Com



  242. Capri's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so old her SSI # is 1



  243. thecreamer's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat everytime she turns around in bed she burns her ass on the lightbulb



  244. thecreamer's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so old she sat behind jesus in third grade



  245. thecreamer's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat her weight is higher than her phone number



  246. thecreamer's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat her back doubles as a tennis court



  247. anti the creamer's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat you gave her a bowling ball as a present and she ate it



  248. thecreamer's Momma Joke:

    wtf, anti the creamer?? are you kidding me



  249. anti the creamer's Momma Joke:

    no



  250. night adder's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch



  251. night adder's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch



  252. Funny123456789's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so ghetto she breast feeds kool aid…hahahaha<33



  253. hooters12's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat wen she walked outside with a red skirt on all the kids started singing koolaid koolaid!!!!1



  254. lol master's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor she somone stepid on a sigerett she asked who turned off the heat



  255. damon rules's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor she jumped off of a bridge and landed in a garbage can then said im home!



  256. DUUUUU!'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say GO



  257. hhy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma smells so bad she made an un-yon cry



  258. hhy's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so poor sumone threw a sigerett on the ground and stomped it out and she said “hoo turn off the heat”



  259. hhy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor wen she walked through the front door she went out the back



  260. hhy's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupid that wen she was driving to the airport it said “airport left” so she turned around and went home



  261. WaT iiT dO bAbiiEeEe's Momma Joke:

    yO mOmMa SoOo BaLd HeAdEd ShE tOoK a ShOwEr N gOt BrAiN wAsHeD LoL!!!!!



  262. Virus boy's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, when she jumped I wuz like hu turned off the sun.



  263. Virus boy's Momma Joke:

    Ur father is so old dat wen God said let dere be light…He said”Why I am sleeping”



  264. Virus boy's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat wen she wore high heels,she struck oil….



  265. Virus boy's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she aint got knees



  266. Virus boy's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid, she bought a tape on how 2 fix a VCR



  267. Big daddy D's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she put lipstick on her head to make up her mind



  268. Don Cook's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid i said drinks on the house she went and got a ladder



  269. Don Cook's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairry she got afros on her nipples



  270. Don Cook's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid when she insults u she always starts with yo momma



  271. jk123's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so stupid, i asked her if she wanted to see my grill, she started to pull steaks out of her pocket



  272. lil hair jordan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she pisses out donut glaze



  273. jk123's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so stupid when her computer says you got mail,she runs to the mailbox



  274. MASTA PASTA's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she shit on da street and swore it was chocolate



  275. MASTA PASTA's Momma Joke:

    Y0 M0MMA S0 DAMNSz FAT WH3N SH3 HiPSz SWiNG L3FT H3R B00Bz SWiNG RiGHT



  276. Star Mart's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so poor she cant afford free!



  277. mS.bUCkNEX's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so fat, Dora couldn’t even Explore her!!!



  278. mS.bUCkNEX's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’z so dumb, she got locked in 40 Winks, and slept
    on tha floor!! =]



  279. chris's Momma Joke:

    jessy it goes yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry oh by the way yo momma so ugly rhey changed halloween to yo momma ween



  280. sanchez's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she had u



  281. sanchez's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly…well look at you



  282. joeyoo's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so hairy when she took a shower they started filming gorrilas in the mist



  283. sanchez's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that they havent intvented a # for her weight



  284. billy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma a bitch and thats that dont argue with me ur a bitch too



  285. billy's Momma Joke:

    nates a hoe nates a hoe oh nates a hoe nates a hoe nates a ho oh nates a ho nates a hoe nates a hoe oh nates a hoe nates a hoe nates a ho oh nates a ho nates a hoe nates a hoe oh nates a hoe nates a ho nates a ho oh nates a ho nates a hoe nates a hoe oh nates a hoe nates a ho oh nates a ho nates a hoe nates a hoe oh nates a hoe



  286. billy's Momma Joke:

    nates a hoe nates a hoe oh nates a hoe nates a hoe nates a ho oh nates a ho nates a hoe nates a hoe oh nates a hoe nates a hoe nates a ho oh nates a ho nates a hoe nates a hoe oh nates a hoe nates a ho nates a ho oh nates a ho nates a hoe nates a hoe oh nates a hoe nates a ho oh nates a ho nates a hoe nates a hoe oh nates a hoe



  287. Bitch loves avenged sevenfold's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so white she makes michael jackson look black



  288. billy's Momma Joke:

    im a real man hoar ur momma can prove it



  289. slob nober's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is fat she uses pillows as a tampon



  290. booobs rock!'s Momma Joke:

    boobs rock there all nippley!!



  291. NY Tanning's Momma Joke:

    Cool comment.
    I know you’ll link to our site..
    See ya



  292. grey balls's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat she fell over no one laughed but the ground started crackin up



  293. coool-j from acs's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is sooo fat, she’’s got pictures of food in her wallet



  294. key2anime's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat shes the reason for double doors.



  295. yo mama so dumb's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb, she sat on the tv to watch the couch



  296. yo mama so dumb's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she climed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side



  297. yo mama so dumb's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb, she got hit by a parked car



  298. ben dover's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat, that when she got hit by a bus, she turned around and said,”WHO THREW THAT ROCK?”



  299. ben dover's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone



  300. ben dover's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she got locked in the toilet and shit her pants



  301. ben dover's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scales!



  302. ben dover's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that when she stood on the scales she thought she saw her phone number!



  303. blonde chick 69er's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she’z gotta put her lipstick on with a paint roller!



  304. blonde chick 69er's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that she’z gotta iron her pants in the driveway



  305. blonde chick 69er's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it



  306. blonde chick 69er's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she had to go to seaworld to get baptized!



  307. blonde chick 69er's Momma Joke:

    what do u do if u see a mexican guy riding a bicycle? CHASE AFTER HIM IT’S PROBABLY YOURS!



  308. blonde chick 69er's Momma Joke:

    why do mexican’s make shit fire fighters? coz they can’t tell the diferrence between Jose and hose b



  309. i only went out with u 2 get closer to ur mum's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that when god said “let there be light” he told her to move her fat ass outta the way!



  310. i only went out with u 2 get closer to ur mum's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone



  311. i only went out with u 2 get closer to ur mum's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that she’s on both sides of the family!



  312. i only went out with u 2 get closer to ur mum's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that she uses a vcr as a beeper



  313. i only went out with u 2 get closer to ur mum's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when they heard a truck beeper they thought ur mum was backing up



  314. i only went out with u 2 get closer to ur mum's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she just is! :P



  315. i luv little girls's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund



  316. i luv little girls's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she stole free bread



  317. said:'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is Chubakka



  318. your mother's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish



  319. your mother's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff!



  320. your mother's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she tried to kill a penguin by putting it in freezing waters



  321. Dmoney's Momma Joke:

    you mama so stupid she jump over a transparency wall just to c wat was on the other side



  322. Dmoney's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she got more rolls than a bakery



  323. Dmoney's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she fell ova and rock her to sleep trying to get up



  324. cull's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid i asked her to give me a and she took out a hairdryer! :-)



  325. cull's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s a stupid b*tch



  326. medy's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid when she saw my meat she ran home and said king kong is comming



  327. cash money's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she played pool with the planets.



  328. cash money's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she played pool with the planets.



  329. cash money's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she saw a bus with allot of white people in it and said it’s a giant twinki.



  330. cash money's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she saw a bus with alote of white people init and said its a giant twinki.



  331. krazyghurl671's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas house is so dirty wen she came in the rats raped her



  332. Yo mama so fat i saw her walkin aroumd the block holdin a pig i said "where did you get that?" the pig said" i won her at a lottery!"'s Momma Joke:

    Puff daddy



  333. Joe's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old that yoda is jealous.



  334. Joe's Momma Joke:

    oh yeahh, well ya momma is so poor that she can’t afford da last 2 words in poor



  335. Joe's Momma Joke:

    lol ur momma is sooooo ugly that my dog died for seeing her face



  336. beastyboy's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie ROOOAAAR



  337. beastyboy's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so fat wen she wore her malcom X jacket helicopters kept triing 2 land on her!!!!



  338. $$$$ big money $$$$'s Momma Joke:

    yo moma so old her birth certifiket is xpired



  339. $$$$ big money $$$$'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor she got an welfair mat on her front porch



  340. $$$$ big money $$$$'s Momma Joke:

    i am gay in yo fac



  341. moo's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so fat she went into a shop and a sign said sold [u]out[u]come back when we get this bitch out



  342. lil sippi's Momma Joke:

    jeni11 yo mama so black n huh teeth so yellow wen she smile it looks like a pittsburg steelers helmet



  343. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama so dumb and so poor that she sold her car for gas money!



  344. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she fell outside..i did not wanna laugh but the ground was crakin’ up!



  345. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she tried to ling with it rock with it she fell on the floor



  346. blade's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid when the judge said orderin the court she said i will have a big mac,a large pop and a big fry.



  347. SPARTAN 117 & THE ARBITER's Momma Joke:

    Hello my name is Spartan 117. My friend the Arbiter here just wanted to let you all know that you guys all suck at halo3 and you disgrace my name. But The Arbiter just wanted to say that you all have to unzip your pants and let him suck all your dicks because he is secretly gay and wanted to show his affection for the halo fans out there. The Arbiter is 1337. HALO RULES!



  348. Stewie's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma iz like a beenie bag sack evey nite



  349. j_dOT's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SO POOR, I CLOSED THE REFRIGERATOR, SHE SAID, WHO TURNED OFF THE AC



  350. josho's Momma Joke:

    if you like my jokes then visit me on http://www.myspace.com/life&death, no-one gives a shiot.



  351. gman's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat every time she sees a bus ful of white kids she says gimme my twinkie



  352. Mrs.Stevensonn's Momma Joke:

    All you little kids



  353. Yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma didnt just tase the rainbow she ate the whole dam thing



  354. J-Gray's Momma Joke:

    this is the bast yall got



  355. gee's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she didnt need internet she was already world wide



  356. willy wonker's Momma Joke:

    ya mum so fat she make my dick look small



  357. willy wonker's Momma Joke:

    max has a small dick



  358. willy wonker's Momma Joke:

    ya mum so fat max has a small dick



  359. willy wonker's Momma Joke:

    ya mum so fat max has a small willy



  360. willy wonker's Momma Joke:

    ya mum said benz has a small nob



  361. willy wanker's Momma Joke:

    ya mum said benz has a small dick



  362. james's Momma Joke:

    ya mum said benz has a dick on his head



  363. bob's Momma Joke:

    ya mum said b e n z has a small dick



  364. saint's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so fat her waist line says bitch loose some weight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol



  365. saint's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so ugly she threw a boomerang and it never came back



  366. saint's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so fat she put a yellow rain coat on and people hallerd a taxi!! I REPERSENT TAMPA FLORIDA SOUTH SIDE HOME BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$



  367. dic's Momma Joke:

    yo mama said matt L HAS A SMALL DICK



  368. MR NAsh's Momma Joke:

    i love you guys



  369. luke rose's Momma Joke:

    i love robert



  370. slow v.s yomoma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so slow it takes 2 red bulls and
    A kit kat bar to figure out what she does for a live,in.



  371. JOSE said:'s Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE GOES TO PE AND START DOING JUMPING JAMPS IF SHE FALLS SHE WILL TURN AROUND THE WORLD



  372. jamie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she saw a bus and said stop that twinkie.



  373. Dat Bad 1's Momma Joke:

    i bent yo mama over so many times she got fold lines



  374. chelsea and liverpool r so gay's Momma Joke:

    shiv is a fat blob and so is his brother , him and his brother ate hassan’s wonglets



  375. kevin's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she waited for the stop sign say go



  376. kevin's Momma Joke:

    that was fat albert he said to till yo mama to give back his stomic



  377. iesha (jew)'s Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat that when the school bus drove by she screamed, ” COME BACK TWINKIE!”

    ~ hehe :] <3 !



  378. colombian king's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s sooo stupid she tripped and fell….now i didnt wanna laugh but the ground was crackin up.

    yo momma’s so stupid she called the operator nd asked how long is it from las vegas to los angelas and the operator said juss a minute and so she said thank you and hung up.

    yo momma’s so stupid she was goin to disney nd the sign said disneyland-left so she turned around and went home



  379. Kerke3e3's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stuped she tryed to climb a glass wall to see wat was on the other side!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  380. Kirk's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stuped she tryed to invent water proof tea bags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  381. Flaming dutchman's Momma Joke:

    so fake of some people to post 3 yo mommas in a row that u see 1 page earlier…
    thats not a coincidence.

    but erm yeah im ognna post my OWN!
    yo mama so fat she work part-time construction as counterweight for cranes!
    yo mama so fat she fell in the grandcanyon and got stuck!
    yo mama so ugly she sells a empty box o laxatives with her picture on it and it still works!
    yo mama so ugly/fat when she asked people to dance @prom the floor turned her down
    yo mama so cheap she cleans the house with 1 handywhipe
    yo mama so cheap she shops @ salvation army

    and 1 more u gotta understand.. im dark-skinned myself so dont go saying racist.. its just funny/cuz fat people get their feelins hurt 2 so…
    GOD made yo mama so hairy she the reason were running outta apes and gettin more n****



  382. byea bitcchh's Momma Joke:

    yer mommas so fat she put on a yellow bikin and jumped off the diving board and every one said “look the suns comeing down!!”



  383. byea's Momma Joke:

    you guys have noooo lifee! losersssss! byeaaaaa



  384. co mae mae's Momma Joke:

    yer mommas so fat she tripped on wal mart and landed on targett.



  385. blah blah's Momma Joke:

    yo amma heads soo square it looks like a ceriel box



  386. Beafy J's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out ooooooowwwww do you taste the rainbow no yo momma ate it

    your mommas got more chins than a chinese phone book

    your mom thought a quarterback was a refund

    your mom is so STUPID AND DUMB she took a spoon to the super bowl



  387. Beafy J's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she moved to california to go channel surfing



  388. chilli dog's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so is so stupid that when your dad said iit was chilli outside yo mom ran outside with a spoon.



  389. chilli dog's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas is so fat that when she fell over she rocked her self to sleep trying to get back up again



  390. chilli dog's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas is so fat shes just fat



  391. junior's Momma Joke:

    Random Jokes
    1. Yo Mama so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.2. Yo Mama so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.



  392. Eric's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.



  393. STARZ's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO FAT WERE GLAD THE WORLDS STILL SPINNING!



  394. mummaman's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, when she passed by a hobo in the street, the hobo said,”Dang, you in deep!!!” ha!ha!!



  395. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she has pounds in one pocket dollars in the other



  396. kyle's Momma Joke:

    your mums solanky she done a back flip and hit jesus in the chin



  397. QUEEN OF ROCK's Momma Joke:

    MAN YO MAMA SO SHORT WHEN SHE WENT TO GET A NEW LICENCE HER WHOLE BODY WAS ON IT



  398. P.Nutty NutCase's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO DUMB…SHE THOUGHT BURGER KING & DAIRY QUEEN WERE HAVIN’ A SECRET AFFAIR WITH EACHOTHER…



  399. sxc kat 123's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she rent her own shade.



  400. dora's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat dora the explorer couldn’t explore her



  401. dora's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat she walked off the curb and fell and biscuts and gravy poured out



  402. dora's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so stupid she walked in McDonalds and asked if there was a dollar menu



  403. WWElover's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

    yo momma so fat when she put on a blue raincoat and jumped into the ocean the whales started singing WE ARE FAMILY even though your fatter than me

    yo momma so ugly she makes a onion cry

    yo momma so fat i told her to show me a pushup and she got one from the icecream truck

    yo momma so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street i asked her what she was doing and she said im moving



  404. cameron's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor on her birthday she gave you a box,she put a x on it and spun it twice and said there a xbox 360



  405. cameron's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor on christmas she gave you a boy put a sign on him that said game, she said there a gameboy



  406. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama was so fat that she broke the toilet when she broke out a crap.



  407. dannyscott's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she in jesus’s yearbook



  408. dannyscott's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction!



  409. andy's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s so hairy they thought she played chubaka in Star Wars



  410. andy's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so lazy she was too tired to go to sleep



  411. mike's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s so cheap her burgers are made of road kill



  412. andy's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s so stupid that when i told her i was going to burn a disc she went and got a lighter



  413. andy's Momma Joke:

    yo mom’s so fat when she wore a blue shirt to the ocean they said run tidal wave

    yo momma is so stupid she bought a tape on how to fix a broken VCR



  414. jonathan's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s so stupid she got stuck in the grocery store and died of starvation.



  415. RdottS REPPIN L DUBLE EDS WOT WOT!!'s Momma Joke:

    YA MUMS SO DUMB SHE TOOK A SPOON TO THE SUPERBOWL
    BAR



  416. RdottS REPPIN "L DUBLE EDS WOT WOT!!"'s Momma Joke:

    YA MUMZ SO DUMB SHE TOOK A SPOON TO THE SUPERBOWL….
    BRAPPPPELLLLLL!



  417. unknown's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say GO



  418. JUNGLE OF LOVING TURDS's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA IS SO JUICY, I SQUEEZED HER BELLY AND MADE HER JIGGLE THE DINGLEBERRYS OUT OF HER ANUS HOLE. IT WAS SO JUICED I THOUGHT MY THROID WAS ERUPTING LIKE A HURRICANE…SIGNED..GIOVANNIE



  419. BONSTRANGLE's Momma Joke:

    KAYLEE CLER IS SO UGLY SHE CAN PUNCH HER SHORT HAIR AND MAKE IT SCREAM LIKE A TURTLE LOCKED IN CAPACITY



  420. JUICED FARTS's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA IS SO BIG SHE THOUGHT THE WHALE WAS HER RESTERAUNT



  421. santa bby!'s Momma Joke:

    hey ur momma so fat on 4th of july she was the fire works!=p



  422. santa bby!'s Momma Joke:

    ur momma so poor she used a fork 2 eat cearel 2 save milk!



  423. MaN WiF sKiLl's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so hairy i thort i could see a hole jungle with king kong



  424. MaN WiF sKiLl's Momma Joke:

    ok jenii



  425. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid that she sold her car for gas money



  426. christion drew's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old i told her to act her age and she die yo momma so fat she rolled on my dolla and made 4 quaters lol



  427. leah + lauren's Momma Joke:

    your mais so fat she sat on de rainbow an skittles popped out!!



  428. bree's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she sweats syrup



  429. YoungD's Momma Joke:

    Ur Momma So Fat She Make Whale Look Like A GoldFish.



  430. Maaliyah's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that she sat next 2 eeeeverybody in school



  431. Mikela's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so poor when the garbage truck came by she came out wit a grocery list!!!!!



  432. D-nasty's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas back is so hairy it looks like shes givin Chewbacka a piggy back ride



  433. D-nasty's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas cucci so nasty it should come wit its own hazmat team



  434. Laura G's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mammas so Fat she has to iron her pants
    out on the driveway

    Yo Mammas teeth are so yello cars slow down
    when she smiles

    Yo Mammas So Fat shes got a pair of hotdogs At the
    back of her neck lol N.O.T



  435. Regsy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ulgly the only time she got ass was when her finger slipped through toilet paper



  436. hh's Momma Joke:

    unhhj



  437. lil wiz's Momma Joke:

    kiss buttt



  438. Mishiboo the caribbean hotty's Momma Joke:

    ur mother so phat u got 2 circle 3 city block to get her belt on



  439. Souljaboy1#fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma trying to crank dat, man she caused St Helens to erupt.



  440. Patsfan10's Momma Joke:

    All of u people r a bunch of dumbasses for repeating and re-wording jokes! All of u have fat ass mommas that u breast feed off of! and ur 20 still livin at home and u cant get enough of ur momma! Dumshits!



  441. hotty's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid that when she stepped on a crack she broke her own back!!! OHHHH!!!!!!!

    Is it winter in here because that was a cold BURN!! hahahahahaha



  442. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so big and fat dora the explora could’t explore her



  443. what!!!'s Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so poor and stupid she went thought jc pennies was the 99 cent store



  444. Justin Whitfield's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when somebody stabbed her in the back of her neck she said ” IF YALL DONT STOP SCRACHIN ME!!!



  445. Justin Whitfield's Momma Joke:

    yo mama got 1 arm 1leg and she work at IHOP



  446. Justin Whitfield's Momma Joke:

    yo mama got 1 eye 1leg and she work at IHOP



  447. Justin Whitfield's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she went to the denist and ask for a bluetooth



  448. who cares's Momma Joke:

    your momma so skinny i ate her because i thought she was a laffy taffy



  449. MAmma's Momma Joke:

    Your mama so old when her social security number is 00001



  450. MAmma's Momma Joke:

    yreah



  451. rockstar321's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat her belt is triple the size of the equator



  452. youtuber's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat that when she walked in front of the T.V. I missed 3 commercials.



  453. nick's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma teeth so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles



  454. yo momma is fat's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she was bron she did’nt need to get brst fed she brset fed her self



  455. Sathya's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat that when she breathes in her nipples show.



  456. SexyJew's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is like a doorknob, everybody gets a turn



  457. SexyJew's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat, Jabba the Hutt said “whooaa”



  458. nicole's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so hairy she could braid her nipples!!!!!!!!!!!



  459. this nikka's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat,when she turns around they give her a welcome back party!!



  460. a retard's Momma Joke:

    call these #’s 214 874 47 87
    214 643 3241



  461. a retard's Momma Joke:

    dont call them they are dangerous!!!!



  462. Ma'Kayla's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she went to the gay parade to find a boyfriend!



  463. iscfjksdbvdsbj's Momma Joke:

    This website stinks



  464. slyx's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE WENT INTO A PUB AND DA PERSON SED DRINKS R ON DA HOUSE SO SHE GOT A LADDER AND CLIMBED DA HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  465. slyx's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s hair is so bold it looks like she put her hed in da toaster



  466. slyx's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO UGLY DA GOVERMENT MOVED HALLOWEEN TO HER B-DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  467. slyx's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO BOLD EVERY 1 CALLED HER BOLDILOCKS



  468. slyx's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO DUMB SHE’S SO DUMB LOL



  469. demarcus's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so short when they take her drive linse picture it show her feet



  470. ricky trick...'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a door knob everybody gets a turn..



  471. ricky trick...'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so short when she sits on a curb her feet dangle..



  472. ricky trick...'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so skinny she has to use tooth floss to wipe her ass



  473. ricky trick...'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma like a nasscar burning 50 rubbers a day..



  474. ricky trick...'s Momma Joke:

    yo daddy dick so small he can pee on his balls…



  475. ricky trick...'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she farts out mommy dust



  476. ricky trick...'s Momma Joke:

    hell yo momma didnt jus taste the rainbow she ate the rainbow!!!



  477. ricky trick...'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so harry she has afros on her nippels



  478. ricky trick...'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma like a bus she smelly, yellow and only 10 cents a ride



  479. ricky trick...'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she went to a ugly contest they said no pros allowd



  480. KENNY 0000000001's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SO BALD SHE NEED STAPLES TO PUT HER WEAVE IN YO MAMMA SO BALD WIT DANDRUFF THEY CALL HER SALT SHAKER YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT FRUIT PUNCH WAS A GAY BOXER



  481. KENNY007's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SO STUPID SHE ATE THE CABLE BOX CAUSE SHE WANTED T V DINNER



  482. fez's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she sat on tv& watced the couch



  483. superlady's Momma Joke:

    haha the only thing diffrent bout our daddys is
    dat my dady got a dick and urs dnt and ur daddys got double d titties and mine dnt



  484. jl's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that when she goes to the bathroom she gets stuck on the toilet.



  485. jl's Momma Joke:

    hey



  486. jl's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so ugly she threw a boomerang and it never came back



  487. JORGE's Momma Joke:

    I LOVE DAISY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  488. JORGE's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she stole free bread



  489. JORGE's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SO FREAKIN UGLY, SHE WENT TO A STRIPE JOINT AND THEY PAYED HER TO KEEP HER CLOTHS ON.



  490. vsbhdsbjf's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is so fat when she walked past the t.v. I missed to episodes



  491. Wick3dboy39's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she sat on a quater a booger flew out george washington none



  492. mo's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat when she went bunjy she went to hell



  493. toshea's Momma Joke:

    your mom is like a bowling ball she gets picked up fingured and thrown to the gutter and still comes back for more



  494. jessica's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so white som1 threw salt on her and said “were did the salt go



  495. jessica's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she tripped on a rock and caused an earthquak in all 7 continents



  496. jessica's Momma Joke:

    hi me jessica im a girl not a boy imm actually a tom boy



  497. jakes girl's Momma Joke:

    yo



  498. em's Momma Joke:

    mtv pimp my mum



  499. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck



  500. hi's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck



  501. hi's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat i cut her and she bled grease



  502. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid your father said its chilly outside and she went uot with a spoon



  503. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    you’re so skinny you swallowd a tic tac and it looked like you were pregnant



  504. ur mom's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid
    she got locked in
    wal-mart and starved to death



  505. jesus loves you all's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so big, she looks up at the sky and she’s already kissing jesus



  506. jesus loves you all's Momma Joke:

    hell your momma is so dumb, she tried putting skittles in alphabetical order



  507. jesus loves you all's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so dumb, she don’t even know it



  508. jaob madison's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when jabba the hutt saw her he went oughhhhhhhhhh



  509. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your moma so fat she goes to carpet world for her tampons !



  510. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old when she stand her titties sit down by Tiana Nelson and t.yates



  511. danger14's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like a race car chick burns 4 rubbers in one night

    yo mama is so hairy she has affroes on her tits



  512. big boy's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so funny she saw a bunch of black people in a bar and said new anteke bar equitment



  513. Pt's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma teeth so big when she sneeze she bite her chest



  514. Pt's Momma Joke:

    Who really wanna battle



  515. Pt's Momma Joke:

    old 1992 jokes who really want it



  516. leo's Momma Joke:

    You friends so nasty the last time he got a pice of ass is when his finger sliped through the toilet papper.



  517. scrotuminyourmomsmouth's Momma Joke:

    your moms old she sat next to Jesus In the 3rd grade



  518. CUTIE PIE's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat,Jesus couldn’t lift her spirit.



  519. willy's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas like a bigmac theres alot of fat and only woth 1 doll



  520. ty's Momma Joke:

    yo mama s fat she needs a map to find her butt



  521. ty's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so tall when she did a back flip she kicked jesus in the face



  522. ty's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat smaller women orbit her



  523. ty's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas teeth r so yellow she ade the sun go out of buisness



  524. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  525. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    u r all losers for doing this



  526. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so fat she walks instead of walks



  527. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ta mere est trop grose pour la monde



  528. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    remys mum is fat



  529. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    tell ur mum to make me some nice food tomorow



  530. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    remy sandoys mum eats babies for breakfast- the fatty



  531. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    toby’s mum is soo hot…………. that eva lopngoria turned gay 4 her



  532. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    remy thanks i love you



  533. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    hey remdog hw u today?



  534. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    hey toby myrobi. im good. u
    xx



  535. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    remdog are you busy after class

    u knw wt i mean



  536. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Toby’s mum is fat



  537. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    sori im gna b wit yo momma



  538. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ooooooo nice one im going to cry to parks momma



  539. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    0
    l/+us*
    fmily a
    re full of s



  540. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    0
    l/+us*
    fmily a
    re full of s



  541. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Remy’s mum has a large yummy sausage. mmmmmm



  542. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    remmys mums so fqat she makes parks mum look skinny



  543. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Remy and Toby’s mums



  544. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    tobys mum swallows



  545. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur such a bitch. how could u stop loving me cos ive been way. y do u nt feel the same way, i havnt even been here to do anything!!!!!!



  546. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    if i didnt go away wouldf u stil hav broken up wit me?!!



  547. rich fish's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma iz such a dirty whore I got yeast in fections jus by talkin to her about nasty stuff



  548. big daddy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so hairy they call her my sack



  549. will's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she went to an ugly contest and the judge said “no professinals” aloud



  550. will's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat we use her butt for storage.



  551. will's Momma Joke:

    dork



  552. cook booby's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy so fat he has his own gravitatonal pole



  553. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yur momma’s so ugly, she looks like yur dad



  554. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she tried to Mapquest Sesame Street



  555. cant say??? ;)'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat i tried to drive around her but i ran out of petrol!

    Yo momma so fat people jump off her stomach to commit suiside!

    Yo momma so fat by the time she turns around its her birthday!

    Yo momma so fat she jumped in the black hole and got stuck!

    Yo momma so fat she jumped in the extra large pool and the water jumped out!

    Yo momma so fat she ordered a water bed and they put a blanket on the sea!



  556. cant say??? ;)'s Momma Joke:

    now come on u no mine were by far sooooooooo the best!!!!!!!!!!! yeah yeah u danno!



  557. kink's Momma Joke:

    they are not that good!



  558. cant say??? ;)'s Momma Joke:

    better than what you can do!



  559. kink's Momma Joke:

    well bye!



  560. cant say??? ;)'s Momma Joke:

    please write im bored i want to read comments to reply! :D



  561. Zack attack's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so black she has cocoa crisps for dandruff.



  562. cant say??? ;)'s Momma Joke:

    cool



  563. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ya ma ma so fat when she jumed in the air she got stuck



  564. cant say??? ;)'s Momma Joke:

    lol yo momma so skinny she turned over and disappeared!



  565. cant say??? ;)'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor she cant even afford 2 pay attention!



  566. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy so black he needs to where white gloves to eat tootsie rolls!



  567. Brooklyn's Momma Joke:

    yo u so ugly ur momma took one look at u and said dan i should of stuck at sucking dick



  568. Brooklyn's Momma Joke:

    yo ur mama so fat her picture iz heavy



  569. Joshua's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so dumb she thought a sexual batery was something in a dildo



  570. anthony's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so fat they have to bann her from thanksgiving because she eats alot



  571. cant say...???'s Momma Joke:

    you guys are rude, yo momma so gay shes not a lesbo cuz shes a man!



  572. marcus343's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so poor she waves a popcicle around and calls it air conditing



  573. marcus343's Momma Joke:

    try this

    yo mamma so stupid she can throw a rock at water and miss it haaa

    yo mamma so hairy she speeks wookie whooooooooo haaaaaa

    yo mamma so getto she jakes a car and then sends the car back a week latter with a fruit basket



  574. How I Lost Thirty Pounds in Thirty Days's Momma Joke:

    Hi, interesting post. I have been wondering about this issue,so thanks for posting. I will definitely be subscribing to your site.



  575. nick's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money



  576. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly, she makes Michael Jackson look like Nick Jonas!



  577. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma has a dick the size of a bus



  578. jonas zamora's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS ON EACH END OF HER POCKETS AND THOUGHT SHE WAS LISTENING TO 50 CENT



  579. jonas zamora's Momma Joke:

    YO AMMA IS SO STUPID SHE SITS ON THE COUCH AND WATCHES THE TV



  580. jonas zamora's Momma Joke:

    YO AMMA IS S BIG SHE PLAYS POOL WITH THE 9 PLANETS



  581. jonas zamora's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID SHE PUTS A PAPER IN FRONT OF THE TV AND THOUGHT SHE WAS WATCHING PAPER VIEW



  582. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so gay she makes elton john look straight



  583. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat people call her 2 face



  584. roberto:]'s Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so cheap shes like McDanolds OVER A BILLION SERVED.HAHAHA:]



  585. logan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she saw a school bus she yeled “TINKIE”



  586. Ruben Ray Torres's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes



  587. Ruben Ray Torres's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she went to the dentist asking for bluetooth



  588. Ruben Ray Torres's Momma Joke:

    mahh bad roast!!



  589. Ruben Ray Torres's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat jesus could’nt even lift her spirits



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