Help take back america by shedding the hood of corporate media and giving a TRUE AMERICAN a chance - learn what he’s about and I won’t have to talk you into voting for him; you’ll be talking others into it.
Yo momma like cake mix, 15 servings per package!
Yo momma like a bowling ball: She’s picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.
Yo momma like a Toyota: “Oh what a feelin’!”
Yo momma like Orange Crush: “Good Vibrations!”
Yo momma like a hockey team…changes her pads every three periods!
Yo momma like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!
Yo momma is like a racing car…chick burned four rubbers in one night.
Yo momma like castlebury stew: servings are family size.
Yo momma like Domino’s pizza — Something for nothing.
Yo momma like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!
yo momma like a hockey team, she changes her pads every three periods
Yo mommas teeth are so crooked it looks like her tongues in jail
Your mamas so fat she tripped over wal-mart and landed on target
Yo mommas so poor,she can’t afford to live in a two story cheerio box.
your mamas so poor when I ring the doorbell she says “DING”.
Yo momma so stupid, she couldn’t read an audio book
Yo momma so stupid she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper
Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said, “Guess” so she said, “Levi’s.”
Yo momma so short, she models for trophys.
Yo mommas so old shes older then your grandma
Yo mommas so old shes blind from the big bang.
Yo mommas so old when she reads the bible she reminisces
Yo mommas so old even god callls her mother
yo momma so fat when the angels brought her to heaven they had to call for back-up
Yo mommas so fat she didn’t just taste the rainbow…..SHE ATE THE RAINBOW!!!!!!!!!
Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, “HEY, KOOL-AID!”
Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, “O.K.”
YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID WHEN SHE CALLED THE OPERATER
TO ASK HOW MANY MINUTS OR HOURS DOES IT TAKE TO GO FROM LOSANGELES TO LAS VEGAS THE OPERATER SAID WAIT TWO SECONDS PLEASE THEN YO MOMMA SAID THANK U AND HANGED UP
Tic-Tac toe three in a row mom got shot by a geijo dad called the doctor and the doctor said oops mom dead shot in the head lying on her bed with a bullit in her head.
yo momma is so stoopid,when her dad said were going to have hail outside she strarted screaming and said, “it’s not time to go for me!dont take me satan!”
yo mama is so fat that she triped over wendy’s and fell on mcdonald’s
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Posted: February 19th, 2008
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Posted: February 19th, 2008
Posted: December 13th, 2007
yo momma so ratchet she produce the naps on your head
Posted: December 13th, 2007
yo momma so fat when the angels brought her to heaven they had to call for back-up
Posted: December 13th, 2007
yo mommas so hairy it look like done kingbout to pop out and say only in america
Posted: December 14th, 2007
yo momma so skinny she had to run around the shower 7n times to get wet!
Posted: December 14th, 2007
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Posted: December 14th, 2007
i love underground crack babies
Posted: December 14th, 2007
Yo mommas so fat she didn’t just taste the rainbow…..SHE ATE THE RAINBOW!!!!!!!!!
Posted: December 15th, 2007
yo mamas so nasty she has to keep pourin salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
Posted: December 16th, 2007
YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE BOUGHT A SOLAR POWERED FLASHLIGHT
Posted: December 16th, 2007
YO MOMMA SO POOR SHES NEVER HEARD OF 50 CENT AND I AINT TALKIN BOUGHT THE RAPPER
Posted: December 16th, 2007
yo moma so stupid, when she went to HELL’S KITCHEN she expected satan to serve dinner
Posted: December 16th, 2007
yo dad so gay, he makes micheal jackson look straight
Posted: December 16th, 2007
yo momma soo fat she got her own space .. and its called myspace !!
Posted: December 16th, 2007
yo momma is so ugly if she were a dog i’d shave off her butt and make her walk backwards.
Posted: December 16th, 2007
yo momma is so stupid she locked herself in a grocery store and starved
r my jokes sweet?
Posted: December 18th, 2007
yo mommas so fat that the only thing stopping her from jnny craig was the door!
Posted: December 18th, 2007
yo momma is so poor wen i went in her house,and lit a match the ants came out singin clap ur hands stamp ur feet and fank the lord cos we got heat
Posted: December 18th, 2007
YO MOMMA SO STANK SHE CAN MAKE AN ONION CRY
Posted: December 18th, 2007
YO MAMA IS SO FAT, WHEN SHE TRIPPED ON 4TH AVENUE SHE LANDED ON 12TH AVENUE
Posted: December 18th, 2007
yo mama so skinny she can do push-ups undre tha door!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: December 18th, 2007
Help take back america by shedding the hood of corporate media and giving a TRUE AMERICAN a chance - learn what he’s about and I won’t have to talk you into voting for him; you’ll be talking others into it.
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Posted: December 19th, 2007
yo mama is so gay shes gay
Posted: December 19th, 2007
yo mama is so ugly she gotto sneak up on the bath water
Posted: December 19th, 2007
Yo moma’s so fat she got in a monster truck and it became a low rider.
Posted: December 19th, 2007
yo momas so fat she had to use a matres for a maxi pad
Posted: December 20th, 2007
Better shut up about the moma jokes because i just got off ur moma 5 min’s AGO!
Posted: December 20th, 2007
hey spaceman!,
You lay off my moma i lay off yours!
Posted: December 20th, 2007
yo mama so ugly she scares blind people
Posted: December 21st, 2007
Yo mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles poped out!
Posted: December 21st, 2007
Yo mama is so fat when God said let there be light he had to tell her to move her fat ass out of the way!
Posted: December 22nd, 2007
yo mama is so stupid when a bus went by she thought it was a twinki
Posted: December 22nd, 2007
hey zach attak, yo mama is so fat when she steps on a weighing scale, it reads ‘one at a time please!’
Posted: December 22nd, 2007
yo mama is so fat i saw her in the middle of the highway and try to drive around her, i ran out of gas!
Posted: December 22nd, 2007
yo mama is so stupid, when she sees the sign ‘caution, wet floor’, she pees.
Posted: December 22nd, 2007
yo momma so fat when she walked down the street in a yellow dress the kids said oh look the bus is comeing
Posted: December 22nd, 2007
yo momma so stupid she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut
Posted: December 22nd, 2007
yo mooma so poor I saw her walkin down the street kickin a can and I asked her watcha doin and she said movin
Posted: December 23rd, 2007
yo mama like geico so easy a caveman can do her
Posted: December 23rd, 2007
Your mama so poor she opened the door and came out the window!
Posted: December 23rd, 2007
yo momma is so poor she can’t afford a mercedes
Posted: December 24th, 2007
Yo mamma so old, her birth certificate said expired.
Posted: December 24th, 2007
Yo mama so ugly, she walked in the bank and they turned off the surveillence cameras.
Posted: December 24th, 2007
Yo mama so ugly, she made the onion cry.
Posted: December 24th, 2007
Yo amma so old, when she went to school, there was no history class.
Posted: December 24th, 2007
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT SHE DID NOT NOW THAT SHE WAS PRAGNET
Posted: December 24th, 2007
yo momma is so poor i saw her walking down the road with 1 shoe on and i said “lost a shoe” and she turned round and said “NO just found 1″
Posted: December 24th, 2007
yo momma’s teeth are so yellow when she closes her mouth her belly lights up.
Posted: December 24th, 2007
yo mommas so fat people run around her for exercise
Posted: December 24th, 2007
yo mommas so stupid she through the T.V up in the air and said”kids look with got sky”
Posted: December 28th, 2007
i challenge one of you for yo mama jokes
Posted: December 29th, 2007
is any body going to answer mw hello hurry up
Posted: December 29th, 2007
your moms so hairy when she takes her pants of it sounds like velcro.
Posted: December 29th, 2007
your moms so dumb she thought osoma bin laden was 3 terrorists
Posted: December 29th, 2007
your mum is so poor she went hunting with a metal detector hopeing 2 find pennys all she could find was her big fat flab.
Posted: December 29th, 2007
oh yeah yo mama is so hairy even big foot takes her pictures
Posted: December 29th, 2007
yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people ran around yelling Free Willy!
Posted: December 29th, 2007
yo momma so skinny she can hula hoop through a cheerio!!!
Posted: December 29th, 2007
yo momma so ghetto she washes paper plates!!! hahahaha im funny huh all u guys!!!kiss kiss
Posted: December 29th, 2007
baby girl u don’t even know them and u don’t know how they look like thats disgusting
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family!
and is yo mama so cheap she washes paper plates!!!
Posted: December 30th, 2007
yo momma teeth so yellow when she went outside people thought she wuz taxi
Posted: December 30th, 2007
yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 6o min.
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Posted: December 30th, 2007
yo mama so poor i bout stepped on a roach and she said NO thatis our dinner.
Posted: December 30th, 2007
yo mama so stupid she tough fruit punch was a gay boxer
Posted: December 31st, 2007
yo momma so old,she was a waitress @ da last supper !
Posted: December 31st, 2007
yo momma so fat,wen she went swimming,da pple claimd hr 4 da new world !
Posted: December 31st, 2007
yo momma sooooo hairy,wen u were born,u got rugburn !
Posted: December 31st, 2007
Yo mama so fat she went to the nail salon and the lady said how do you like it? She said I don`t know I can`t see it.
Posted: December 31st, 2007
Yo mama is so fat she went to the zoo saw some elephants and said look my family!
Posted: December 31st, 2007
ur momma so stupid shees stupid!!!
Posted: January 1st, 2008
Yo Momma is so stupid when she went to the 76ers game she thought she was going to her high school reunoin.
Posted: January 1st, 2008
Yo Momma’s so short when she was driving a guy rearended her she came up to him and she said “IM NOT HAPPY” and he said ” THEN WHICH ONE ARE YOU?”
Posted: January 2nd, 2008
let’s see you beat this
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Posted: January 2nd, 2008
Your mamas armpit is so hairy it looks like shes got don king in a head lock
Posted: January 2nd, 2008
Your mamas so fat wen she stood on da scale, it turned into 1 fish scale
Posted: January 2nd, 2008
Ur mamas so hairy… She makes king kong jeleous
Posted: January 2nd, 2008
try too beat this if you can
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat her nickname is “Lardo”
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat were in her right now
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her…
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says “okay!”
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said “Taxi!”
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear “Caution! Wide Turn”
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can’t hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don’t do livestock.
Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo mama so fat she’s got her own area code!
Yo mama so fat she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo mama so fat God couldn’t light Earth until she moved!
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago…
Yo mama so fat she’s got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction!
Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
Posted: January 3rd, 2008
Blair’s is ugly
Posted: January 3rd, 2008
yo momma so fat she needs a map to find her asshole
Posted: January 4th, 2008
Yo mama’s so fat not even Dora Can Explore Her…
Posted: January 5th, 2008
yo momma is so fat scientists thought she was another planet
Posted: January 5th, 2008
yo momma is so fat scientists use her 2 deflect astroids!!! lol beat tht plz comment
Posted: January 5th, 2008
you mamma hair so short she have to curl ha hair wit rice
Posted: January 5th, 2008
wen yo mamma looked out da mirrior she got arrested for moonin
Posted: January 5th, 2008
yo momma head is so big, when she goes to sleep her pillow put staroids in her head
Posted: January 5th, 2008
yo momma head is so big, when she goes to sleep her pillow puts staroids in her head
Posted: January 5th, 2008
yo momma is so black, she got into the tub and it turnded into coffi
Posted: January 5th, 2008
yo mama so stupid she was going to put a tatoo of her name but then she said to put whos the man
Posted: January 5th, 2008
yo mama is so fat she said she was going to take a shower but she said i couldn’t fit
Posted: January 5th, 2008
yo mama is so stupid she try to go to miami but she went to mexico
Posted: January 6th, 2008
yo mama is so fat her picture weighs 10 pounds!!! haha
Posted: January 6th, 2008
yo mama is so fat, she jumped and got stuck in the air!!!
Posted: January 6th, 2008
yo mama is so nasty she walked past the bathroom and the toilet flushed itself!!! Good Lord thats nasty!!!
Posted: January 6th, 2008
yo mama is so black she sweats coffee!!!
Posted: January 6th, 2008
yo mama is so stupid when I pointed up and told her, “look! a bird died” her stupid self looked up!!! FYI dead birds can’t fly
Posted: January 6th, 2008
yo mama is so ugly she makes Regan from “The Exorcist” look pretty!!!
Posted: January 6th, 2008
yo mama is so dirty her farts smell good!!! Aint that somethin’
Posted: January 6th, 2008
yo momma so ratchet she produce the nepe on your head.
Posted: January 6th, 2008
yo momma is just like a big mac full of fat and worth 1 dollar!!!
Posted: January 6th, 2008
yo mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house
Posted: January 6th, 2008
yo mamas so stupid, when she got locked in the bathroom, she pissed her pants
Posted: January 7th, 2008
yo mama so ugly that i took her in a haunted house and shw came out with a job APPLICATION FORM
Posted: January 7th, 2008
yo momma is so stupid when she turned around twice she got lost
Posted: January 7th, 2008
yo momma is so old she knows jesus beeper number
Posted: January 7th, 2008
yo momma is so ugly she made the bogeyman go out of busines
Posted: January 7th, 2008
yo momma is so fat wnen she jumed in the air she got stuck
Posted: January 7th, 2008
yo momma is so old when she went to school there was no histoy class
Posted: January 7th, 2008
yo momma is so old she knowns jesus
Posted: January 7th, 2008
jeni111 your jokes are so old .
Yo momma like cake mix, 15 servings per package!
Yo momma like a bowling ball: She’s picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.
Yo momma like a Toyota: “Oh what a feelin’!”
Yo momma like Orange Crush: “Good Vibrations!”
Yo momma like a hockey team…changes her pads every three periods!
Yo momma like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!
Yo momma is like a racing car…chick burned four rubbers in one night.
Yo momma like castlebury stew: servings are family size.
Yo momma like Domino’s pizza — Something for nothing.
Yo momma like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!
yo momma like a hockey team, she changes her pads every three periods
Yo mommas teeth are so crooked it looks like her tongues in jail
Your mamas so fat she tripped over wal-mart and landed on target
Yo mommas so poor,she can’t afford to live in a two story cheerio box.
your mamas so poor when I ring the doorbell she says “DING”.
Yo momma so stupid, she couldn’t read an audio book
Yo momma so stupid she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper
Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said, “Guess” so she said, “Levi’s.”
Yo momma so short, she models for trophys.
Yo mommas so old shes older then your grandma
Yo mommas so old shes blind from the big bang.
Yo mommas so old when she reads the bible she reminisces
Yo mommas so old even god callls her mother
yo momma so fat when the angels brought her to heaven they had to call for back-up
Yo mommas so fat she didn’t just taste the rainbow…..SHE ATE THE RAINBOW!!!!!!!!!
Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, “HEY, KOOL-AID!”
Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, “O.K.”
Posted: January 10th, 2008
Your momma so stupid it take her 45 minutes to cook minute rice
Your momma so fat she wore her Malcolm X jacket and a helicopter landed on her back.
Posted: January 11th, 2008
how many dirty stiank eggs does it take to srew in a light bulb!!!
Posted: January 11th, 2008
yo momma so dumb she sold her car 4 gas money
Posted: January 12th, 2008
yo momma so fat she went to work wearing heels and came back wearing flip flpos
Posted: January 13th, 2008
yo momma so fat that when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing we are a happy family
Posted: January 14th, 2008
yo mamma so fat when she jumped in the ocean the fattest whales started singin we are family da da da da da da even though your fatter than me oh oh
Posted: January 14th, 2008
yo mamma so stupied she sold her car for gas money
Posted: January 14th, 2008
yo mamma so ugly she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning
Posted: January 14th, 2008
yo mamma so ugly she smilled in the mirror and king kong smilled back
Posted: January 14th, 2008
yo mamma so ugly when she was first born her mamma said what a treasure,her dad said YES lets go burry it.
Posted: January 15th, 2008
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Posted: January 16th, 2008
Yo momma’s so ugly she turned medusa to stone
Posted: January 17th, 2008
yo mamma is so stupid when she got locked in a food stall she died of hunger
Posted: January 17th, 2008
your momma is so retared when usher comes throw there dr she starts to sing ymca
Posted: January 18th, 2008
YO MOMMA IS SO FAT PEOPLE CALLED HER THE FATRIX
Posted: January 20th, 2008
yo mum is so ugly the government changed halloween to her birthday haha
Posted: January 20th, 2008
your momma is so stupid she ate the cable box because she wanted tv dinner
Posted: January 20th, 2008
Yo momma is so fat that whenever we bought in the groceries, we had to bring a circus to distract her away from them
Posted: January 20th, 2008
your mommas so old when moses parted the red sea, she was on the other side fishin.
Posted: January 23rd, 2008
Yo momma got a glass leg and she use windex for lotion
Posted: January 23rd, 2008
yo momma so fat her blood type is cheetos
Posted: January 23rd, 2008
yo momma so poor i asked to use the bathroom and she said pick a corner
Posted: January 24th, 2008
yo momma so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon
Posted: January 25th, 2008
your mamma is so stupied she sat on the t.v and wached the couch
Posted: January 25th, 2008
YO MAMMA SO FREAKIN UGLY, SHE WENT TO A STRIPE JOINT AND THEY PAYED HER TO KEEP HER CLOTHS ON.
Posted: January 25th, 2008
YO MAMMA SO UGLY SHE WENT TO THE BEAUTY SALON AND IT TOOK 3 HOURS FOR AN ESTIMATE
Posted: January 25th, 2008
YO MAMMA SO GAY, SHE MAKES MICHEAL JACKSON LOOK STRAIGHT UP
Posted: January 26th, 2008
yo momma so fat she sweats butter and syrup and has a job at ihop swiping pancakes across her face !!!!!!! lol dissss!!!!!
Posted: January 27th, 2008
YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID WHEN SHE CALLED THE OPERATER
TO ASK HOW MANY MINUTS OR HOURS DOES IT TAKE TO GO FROM LOSANGELES TO LAS VEGAS THE OPERATER SAID WAIT TWO SECONDS PLEASE THEN YO MOMMA SAID THANK U AND HANGED UP
Posted: January 27th, 2008
Tic-Tac toe three in a row mom got shot by a geijo dad called the doctor and the doctor said oops mom dead shot in the head lying on her bed with a bullit in her head.
Posted: January 27th, 2008
YO MOMMA IS SO POOR WHEN I WENT TO HER HOUSE I ASKED WHATS FOR DINNER SHE SAID BUEBOS THEN SHE WENT TO U AND CUT THEM OF
Posted: January 27th, 2008
YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID THAT SHE DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO SPELL C.I.A.
Posted: January 27th, 2008
YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID SHE DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO SPELL F.B.I.
Posted: January 27th, 2008
YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID SHE ASKED U WHAT COLOR ARE THOSE RED FIRE TRUCKS
Posted: January 27th, 2008
YO MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN GOD SAID LET THERE BE LIGHT EVERY BODY SAID MOVE BITCH
Posted: January 27th, 2008
BUZZ LIKE A BUTTERFLY STING LIKE A BEE I SLEPT WITH YO MOMMA NOW IT HURTS WHEN I PEE
Posted: January 27th, 2008
Yo mamma is so fat when she fell down nobody was laughing but the floor was cracking up.
Posted: January 27th, 2008
Yo mamma is so fat she had to get baptized at sea world.
Posted: January 27th, 2008
yo mamma is so ugly when she went to a haunted she came out with a job aplication
Posted: January 27th, 2008
Yo mamma is soooo ugly when she went in a haunted house and came out with a paycheck
Posted: January 27th, 2008
yo momma so stupid she thaought a shower was a jiant glass
Posted: January 27th, 2008
Master yo mamma is so nasty she bite a dog and gave it rabbies.
Posted: January 27th, 2008
I will play any body if they have the gutz
Posted: January 27th, 2008
is anyonegoing to anrwer my ofeer
Posted: January 28th, 2008
yo guys are so gay you make micheal jackson look strait,you’re so guy you put micheal jackson strait.
Posted: January 28th, 2008
YO MOMMA IS SO HARRY THAT SHE MAKES KINGKONG JELOUS
Posted: January 28th, 2008
Yo momma so fat,she orbits jupiter
OWNED
Posted: January 28th, 2008
yo mommas breasts is soo saggy you can tie them up to the bed post and play dubble douch
Posted: January 28th, 2008
yo momma is like a vaccume
she sucks,blows and gets laid in the closet
Posted: January 29th, 2008
yo momma so harry she got dreadlocks growing out her vagina
Posted: January 29th, 2008
i will kill all your mamas
Posted: January 29th, 2008
yo momma is so stupd she locked her self in the bathroom and peed on her self because she was scared
Posted: January 29th, 2008
all your moms are stupid
Posted: January 29th, 2008
To all you guys 155-160 stick and stones I brake my bones especaily when your mom gets on board
Posted: January 30th, 2008
your momma is so stupid she ran around the block cause her phone said sprint
Posted: January 30th, 2008
your moma is so ugly she looked up and god fell down
Posted: January 30th, 2008
your momma sooo fat when she tripped she made the Great Conyon!!!!!!!!!
Posted: January 31st, 2008
yo mamaso fat jabba the hutt took one look and saud who
Posted: January 31st, 2008
yo mama so fat jabba the hutt said who
Posted: January 31st, 2008
yo mamma so fat she asked 4 a waterbed they put a blanket over the ocean
Posted: February 1st, 2008
yo momma is so stupid she tried to put M&Ms in ahpabetical order
Posted: February 1st, 2008
your mums so fat when she puts on a yellow jacket people shout taxi
Posted: February 1st, 2008
yo momma so ugly when i looked at her..she askeds me if i had a staring problem..i said no i just cant see around you!!ha ha!
Posted: February 1st, 2008
Yo momma is soooo poor,when i asked her how many people likeed her she said idk because i cant even afford his dollar general marriage ring!
Posted: February 1st, 2008
yo momma is so stoopid,when her dad said were going to have hail outside she strarted screaming and said, “it’s not time to go for me!dont take me satan!”
Posted: February 1st, 2008
sit yo ol stanky gorilla,m&m ear stuffer, dk howta say ok,try to geek on me,self down before yo momma makes you sit down because shes so fat.
Posted: February 2nd, 2008
yo momma is so fat she buys her bras at auto-zone
Posted: February 2nd, 2008
yo momma is so ugly i thought she was a pig ………. o wait she is one
Posted: February 2nd, 2008
yo momma is so hairy she has afros on her nipples
Posted: February 2nd, 2008
yo mommas so fat a million earths can fit in a sun a million suns can fit in yo momma
Posted: February 2nd, 2008
yo mamma is fat she got her own solor system
Posted: February 2nd, 2008
yo mamma is so fat she orbits
Posted: February 2nd, 2008
yo mamma isso fat she migrates with the whales
Posted: February 2nd, 2008
yo mamma is so stupid she asked u what color is that red fire truck
Posted: February 2nd, 2008
yo mommas so poor i steped on her cigeret she said that was my heater
Posted: February 2nd, 2008
yo momma so stupid she wears her bra inside out
Posted: February 2nd, 2008
yo momma is so fat when she takes one step the whole wide world has an Earth Quake!
Posted: February 2nd, 2008
yo momma is so stupid she sat on the t.v. and watched the couch
Posted: February 5th, 2008
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Posted: February 5th, 2008
yo mamma so hairy she got dreadlocks growing in her pussy
Posted: February 6th, 2008
yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to measure how long she slept
Posted: February 6th, 2008
yo momma so fat she got her own gravity!!!
Posted: February 7th, 2008
to mamas teeth are so nasty when she smiles it looks like shes poppin out gang signs
Posted: February 7th, 2008
yo mama so short u can see her feet on her drivers lisence
Posted: February 7th, 2008
yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade
Posted: February 7th, 2008
the last time yo mama herd a wistle it was wen she got hit by a train
Posted: February 7th, 2008
wen yo mama was born the doctor slapped her parents
Posted: February 7th, 2008
yo mamas glasses r so thick wen she looks on a map she can see ppl waving
Posted: February 7th, 2008
yo mama so dumb she forgot how to spell her name
Posted: February 7th, 2008
yo momma so ugly that when the birds fly above her,they fly belly up just so they dont have to s#@! ON HER
Posted: February 9th, 2008
yo mamma is so stupid she got fired from the m&m factory because she threw all the w ’s away.
Posted: February 10th, 2008
yo momma so fat instead of saying “Ballin” she says “Bacon” !!
Posted: February 12th, 2008
the person above me is so right your all gay and i wish that his 11 inch dick would go in my pussy bitch
Posted: February 12th, 2008
hey i want his dick to but i also wanna try your pussy
Posted: February 13th, 2008
Yo moma so fat she put the “hip” in “hiphop”!!
Posted: February 13th, 2008
yo mama so stupid she stared at a jug of orange juice because it said “Concentrate”
Posted: February 13th, 2008
yo mama so fat when she walked into a party with a red dress everyone yelled “KOOLAID!!”
Posted: February 13th, 2008
yo mama is so bald i can read her mind
Posted: February 13th, 2008
yo mama is so fat she needs a map to find her ass
Posted: February 13th, 2008
yo mama is so fat she needs a map to find her behind
Posted: February 13th, 2008
yo mama is so stupid that on her job application where it wrote “education” she put “hooked on phonix”
Posted: February 15th, 2008
yo momma so fat that when she sat on the rainbow skittles popped out of her a**
Posted: February 16th, 2008
yo mamma so stupid she tripped over a ant
Posted: February 16th, 2008
you mamma has a dick
Posted: February 16th, 2008
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Posted: February 16th, 2008
you mom so old she walked into the wite house and saids weres linkon
Posted: February 16th, 2008
yo momma is so fat she uses a highway for a slipin slide
Posted: February 16th, 2008
yo mamma’s so fat she tripped over wal-mart,stummbled over K-mart,and landed on Target
Posted: February 19th, 2008
yo momma so stuped she tried to drond a fish
Posted: February 19th, 2008
if you read this your gay
Posted: February 19th, 2008
yo mama so fat burger king closed on her birthday
Posted: February 19th, 2008
yo mamas so fat the scale said to be continued…
Posted: February 19th, 2008
yo mama is so fat that when she bends over thw world goes to Daylight Saving Time
Posted: February 19th, 2008
yo mama is so fat that she triped over wendy’s and fell on mcdonald’s
Posted: February 19th, 2008
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Posted: February 19th, 2008
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Posted: February 20th, 2008
yo momma is so damn fat she needs a triple king sized bed… just to fit her baby toe in it!
Posted: February 20th, 2008
yo momm so damn fat she needs a triple king sized bed just to fit her baby toe in it!
Posted: February 20th, 2008
yo momma so hairy her ass has its own personal waxer!
Posted: February 20th, 2008
yo momma so filthy she even public toilet seats refuse to let her sit down!
Posted: February 20th, 2008
yo momma is so fat that people can climb her!
Posted: February 20th, 2008
yo momma face so fat people just think she has a permanent abcess!
Posted: February 20th, 2008
ur mom is so stupid, she called argos for a pizza
Posted: February 20th, 2008
YO MAMA SO FAT , WHEN SHE WENT OUTSIDE IN A RED DRESS EVERYONE YELLED,HEY KOOL-AID
Posted: February 21st, 2008
yo mama so fat, dumb, n clusmy, she tumbbled over k-mart, and tripped over wal mart and landed rite on target
Posted: February 21st, 2008
yo momma is so stupid that she went to the dollar store and brought fake money and thought she was rich
Posted: February 21st, 2008
YOUR MAMA SO FAT THAT SHE WENT 2 CROSS THE STREET AND ALL THE CARS HAD 2 MAKE A U- TURN
Posted: February 21st, 2008
u so ugly, yo momma got mornin sickness afta u waz born
Posted: February 22nd, 2008
your moma is fat when she went outside people thought she was a taxi.
Posted: February 22nd, 2008
Yo Mommas Lyke a Nascar Driver, She burns 50 Rubbers a Day!
Yo Mommas So Fat, She Has a Wooden Leg Wit a Kikstand!
Posted: February 23rd, 2008
yo momma is poor that she had to sleep with the rats.
Posted: February 23rd, 2008
Yo mama so fat, that on her license pic says continued on other side.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, her mom said ” Shes a treasure” and her dad