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428 Responses to “MTV Yo Momma - The Dozens”

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  1. 111
    drama said:

      yo momma so dumb she sold her car 4 gas money

  2. 112
    paul said:

      yo momma so fat she went to work wearing heels and came back wearing flip flpos

  3. 113
    onehitwonder said:

      yo momma so fat that when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing we are a happy family

  4. 114
    g man said:

      yo mamma so fat when she jumped in the ocean the fattest whales started singin we are family da da da da da da even though your fatter than me oh oh

  5. 115
    g man said:

      yo mamma so stupied she sold her car for gas money

  6. 116
    g man said:

      yo mamma so ugly she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning

  7. 117
    g man said:

      yo mamma so ugly she smilled in the mirror and king kong smilled back

  8. 118
    g man said:

      yo mamma so ugly when she was first born her mamma said what a treasure,her dad said YES lets go burry it.

  9. 119
    Anonymous said:

      ya

  10. 120
    Guy452 said:

      Yo momma’s so ugly she turned medusa to stone

  11. 121
    Harpreet Khalsa said:

      yo mamma is so stupid when she got locked in a food stall she died of hunger

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