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439 Responses to “MTV Yo Momma - The Dozens”

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  1. 122
    chris brown said:

      your momma is so retared when usher comes throw there dr she starts to sing ymca

  2. 123
    ppl said:

      YO MOMMA IS SO FAT PEOPLE CALLED HER THE FATRIX

  3. 124
    jay said:

      yo mum is so ugly the government changed halloween to her birthday haha

  4. 125
    jay said:

      your momma is so stupid she ate the cable box because she wanted tv dinner

  5. 126
    jojo said:

      Yo momma is so fat that whenever we bought in the groceries, we had to bring a circus to distract her away from them

  6. 127
    jedi said:

      your mommas so old when moses parted the red sea, she was on the other side fishin.

  7. 128
    lil kid said:

      Yo momma got a glass leg and she use windex for lotion

  8. 129
    jenx said:

      yo momma so fat her blood type is cheetos

  9. 130
    jenx said:

      yo momma so poor i asked to use the bathroom and she said pick a corner

  10. 131
    haha said:

      yo momma so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon

  11. 132
    hello said:

      your mamma is so stupied she sat on the t.v and wached the couch

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