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428 Responses to “MTV Yo Momma - The Dozens”

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  1. 133
    TRENTON_LIKE_GIRLS said:

      YO MAMMA SO FREAKIN UGLY, SHE WENT TO A STRIPE JOINT AND THEY PAYED HER TO KEEP HER CLOTHS ON.

  2. 134
    TRENTON_LIKE_GIRLS said:

      YO MAMMA SO UGLY SHE WENT TO THE BEAUTY SALON AND IT TOOK 3 HOURS FOR AN ESTIMATE

  3. 135
    ASS LICKER said:

      YO MAMMA SO GAY, SHE MAKES MICHEAL JACKSON LOOK STRAIGHT UP

  4. 136
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so fat she sweats butter and syrup and has a job at ihop swiping pancakes across her face !!!!!!! lol dissss!!!!!

  5. 137
    ESTHER said:

      YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID WHEN SHE CALLED THE OPERATER
      TO ASK HOW MANY MINUTS OR HOURS DOES IT TAKE TO GO FROM LOSANGELES TO LAS VEGAS THE OPERATER SAID WAIT TWO SECONDS PLEASE THEN YO MOMMA SAID THANK U AND HANGED UP

  6. 138
    ISAAC said:

      Tic-Tac toe three in a row mom got shot by a geijo dad called the doctor and the doctor said oops mom dead shot in the head lying on her bed with a bullit in her head.

  7. 139
    ESTHER said:

      YO MOMMA IS SO POOR WHEN I WENT TO HER HOUSE I ASKED WHATS FOR DINNER SHE SAID BUEBOS THEN SHE WENT TO U AND CUT THEM OF

  8. 140
    ESTHER said:

      YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID THAT SHE DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO SPELL C.I.A.

  9. 141
    ESTHER said:

      YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID SHE DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO SPELL F.B.I.

  10. 142
    ESTHER said:

      YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID SHE ASKED U WHAT COLOR ARE THOSE RED FIRE TRUCKS

  11. 143
    ESTHER said:

      YO MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN GOD SAID LET THERE BE LIGHT EVERY BODY SAID MOVE BITCH

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