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444 Responses to “MTV Yo Momma - The Dozens”

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  1. 166
    Anonymous said:

      yo mamaso fat jabba the hutt took one look and saud who

  2. 167
    joshuathill5 said:

      yo mama so fat jabba the hutt said who

  3. 168
    stewey said:

      yo mamma so fat she asked 4 a waterbed they put a blanket over the ocean

  4. 169
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so stupid she tried to put M&Ms in ahpabetical order

  5. 170
    you momma so fat said:

      your mums so fat when she puts on a yellow jacket people shout taxi

  6. 171
    Yo momma! said:

      yo momma so ugly when i looked at her..she askeds me if i had a staring problem..i said no i just cant see around you!!ha ha!

  7. 172
    Jake Gann said:

      Yo momma is soooo poor,when i asked her how many people likeed her she said idk because i cant even afford his dollar general marriage ring!

  8. 173
    lexislovesjakegann said:

      yo momma is so stoopid,when her dad said were going to have hail outside she strarted screaming and said, “it’s not time to go for me!dont take me satan!”

  9. 174
    sit yo ol' said:

      sit yo ol stanky gorilla,m&m ear stuffer, dk howta say ok,try to geek on me,self down before yo momma makes you sit down because shes so fat.

  10. 175
    gangstas said:

      yo momma is so fat she buys her bras at auto-zone

  11. 176
    gangstas said:

      yo momma is so ugly i thought she was a pig ………. o wait she is one

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