440 Responses to “MTV Yo Momma - The Dozens”

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1. 188
   screwer said:
   Posted: February 5th, 2008

   yo mamma so hairy she got dreadlocks growing in her pussy

2. 189
   borred kids said:
   Posted: February 6th, 2008

   yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to measure how long she slept

3. 190
   sickmindlol said:
   Posted: February 6th, 2008

   yo momma so fat she got her own gravity!!!

4. 191
   gayson said:
   Posted: February 7th, 2008

   to mamas teeth are so nasty when she smiles it looks like shes poppin out gang signs

5. 192
   gayson said:
   Posted: February 7th, 2008

   yo mama so short u can see her feet on her drivers lisence

6. 193
   gayson said:
   Posted: February 7th, 2008

   yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade

7. 194
   gayson said:
   Posted: February 7th, 2008

   the last time yo mama herd a wistle it was wen she got hit by a train

8. 195
   gayson said:
   Posted: February 7th, 2008

   wen yo mama was born the doctor slapped her parents

9. 196
   gayson said:
   Posted: February 7th, 2008

   yo mamas glasses r so thick wen she looks on a map she can see ppl waving

10. 197
    gayson said:
    Posted: February 7th, 2008

    yo mama so dumb she forgot how to spell her name

11. 198
    wallywally said:
    Posted: February 7th, 2008

    yo momma so ugly that when the birds fly above her,they fly belly up just so they dont have to s#@! ON HER

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