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428 Responses to “MTV Yo Momma - The Dozens”

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  1. 199
    I.D card said:

      yo mamma is so stupid she got fired from the m&m factory because she threw all the w ’s away.

  2. 200
    Ballin' said:

      yo momma so fat instead of saying “Ballin” she says “Bacon” !!

  3. 201
    Anonymous said:

      the person above me is so right your all gay and i wish that his 11 inch dick would go in my pussy bitch

  4. 202
    baby gurl said:

      hey i want his dick to but i also wanna try your pussy

  5. 203
    MUSIC MOMA said:

      Yo moma so fat she put the “hip” in “hiphop”!!

  6. 204
    babydoll said:

      yo mama so stupid she stared at a jug of orange juice because it said “Concentrate”

  7. 205
    babydoll said:

      yo mama so fat when she walked into a party with a red dress everyone yelled “KOOLAID!!”

  8. 206
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama is so bald i can read her mind

  9. 207
    donkeykong said:

      yo mama is so fat she needs a map to find her ass

  10. 208
    donkeykong said:

      yo mama is so fat she needs a map to find her behind

  11. 209
    donkeykong said:

      yo mama is so stupid that on her job application where it wrote “education” she put “hooked on phonix”

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