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  1. 221
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama is so fat that when she bends over thw world goes to Daylight Saving Time

  2. 222
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama is so fat that she triped over wendy’s and fell on mcdonald’s

  3. 223
    pickleface9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 said:

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  5. 225
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so damn fat she needs a triple king sized bed… just to fit her baby toe in it!

  6. 226
    choaley said:

      yo momm so damn fat she needs a triple king sized bed just to fit her baby toe in it!

  7. 227
    choaley said:

      yo momma so hairy her ass has its own personal waxer!

  8. 228
    choaley said:

      yo momma so filthy she even public toilet seats refuse to let her sit down!

  9. 229
    choaley said:

      yo momma is so fat that people can climb her!

  10. 230
    choaley said:

      yo momma face so fat people just think she has a permanent abcess!

  11. 231
    timmy said:

      ur mom is so stupid, she called argos for a pizza

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