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  1. 109
    Cornbread said:

      Your momma so stupid it take her 45 minutes to cook minute rice

      Your momma so fat she wore her Malcolm X jacket and a helicopter landed on her back.

  2. 108
    `Tamara said:

      jeni111 your jokes are so old .

      Yo momma like cake mix, 15 servings per package!
      Yo momma like a bowling ball: She’s picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.
      Yo momma like a Toyota: “Oh what a feelin’!”
      Yo momma like Orange Crush: “Good Vibrations!”
      Yo momma like a hockey team…changes her pads every three periods!
      Yo momma like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!
      Yo momma is like a racing car…chick burned four rubbers in one night.
      Yo momma like castlebury stew: servings are family size.
      Yo momma like Domino’s pizza — Something for nothing.
      Yo momma like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!
      yo momma like a hockey team, she changes her pads every three periods
      Yo mommas teeth are so crooked it looks like her tongues in jail
      Your mamas so fat she tripped over wal-mart and landed on target
      Yo mommas so poor,she can’t afford to live in a two story cheerio box.
      your mamas so poor when I ring the doorbell she says “DING”.
      Yo momma so stupid, she couldn’t read an audio book
      Yo momma so stupid she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper
      Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said, “Guess” so she said, “Levi’s.”
      Yo momma so short, she models for trophys.
      Yo mommas so old shes older then your grandma
      Yo mommas so old shes blind from the big bang.
      Yo mommas so old when she reads the bible she reminisces
      Yo mommas so old even god callls her mother
      yo momma so fat when the angels brought her to heaven they had to call for back-up
      Yo mommas so fat she didn’t just taste the rainbow…..SHE ATE THE RAINBOW!!!!!!!!!
      Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, “HEY, KOOL-AID!”
      Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, “O.K.”

  3. 107
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so old she knowns jesus

  4. 106
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so old when she went to school there was no histoy class

  5. 105
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so fat wnen she jumed in the air she got stuck

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