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  1. 298
    key2anime said:

      Yo momma so fat shes the reason for double doors.

  2. 299
    yo mama so dumb said:

      yo mama so dumb, she sat on the tv to watch the couch

  3. 300
    yo mama so dumb said:

      yo mama so dumb she climed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

  4. 301
    yo mama so dumb said:

      yo mama so dumb, she got hit by a parked car

  5. 302
    ben dover said:

      yo mama so fat, that when she got hit by a bus, she turned around and said,”WHO THREW THAT ROCK?”

  6. 303
    ben dover said:

      yo mama so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone

  7. 304
    ben dover said:

      yo mama so dumb she got locked in the toilet and shit her pants

  8. 305
    ben dover said:

      yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scales!

  9. 306
    ben dover said:

      yo mama so fat that when she stood on the scales she thought she saw her phone number!

  10. 307
    blonde chick 69er said:

      yo mama so fat she’z gotta put her lipstick on with a paint roller!

  11. 308
    blonde chick 69er said:

      yo mama so fat that she’z gotta iron her pants in the driveway

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