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451 Responses to “MTV Yo Momma - The Dozens”

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  1. 309
    blonde chick 69er said:

      yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it

  2. 310
    blonde chick 69er said:

      yo mama so fat she had to go to seaworld to get baptized!

  3. 311
    blonde chick 69er said:

      what do u do if u see a mexican guy riding a bicycle? CHASE AFTER HIM IT’S PROBABLY YOURS!

  4. 312
    blonde chick 69er said:

      why do mexican’s make shit fire fighters? coz they can’t tell the diferrence between Jose and hose b

  5. 313
    i only went out with u 2 get closer to ur mum said:

      yo mama so fat that when god said “let there be light” he told her to move her fat ass outta the way!

  6. 314
    i only went out with u 2 get closer to ur mum said:

      yo mama so fat that when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone

  7. 315
    i only went out with u 2 get closer to ur mum said:

      yo mama so fat that she’s on both sides of the family!

  8. 316
    i only went out with u 2 get closer to ur mum said:

      yo mama so fat that she uses a vcr as a beeper

  9. 317
    i only went out with u 2 get closer to ur mum said:

      yo mama so fat when they heard a truck beeper they thought ur mum was backing up

  10. 318
    i only went out with u 2 get closer to ur mum said:

      yo mama so stupid she just is! :P

  11. 319
    i luv little girls said:

      yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund

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