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444 Responses to “MTV Yo Momma - The Dozens”

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  1. 23
    post about yo mama said:

      yo mama is so ugly she gotto sneak up on the bath water

  2. 24
    GeeGee said:

      Yo moma’s so fat she got in a monster truck and it became a low rider.

  3. 25
    GeeGee said:

      yo momas so fat she had to use a matres for a maxi pad

  4. 26
    spaceman! said:

      Better shut up about the moma jokes because i just got off ur moma 5 min’s AGO!

  5. 27
    Evil again! said:

      hey spaceman!,
      You lay off my moma i lay off yours!

  6. 28
    bitch herder said:

      yo mama so ugly she scares blind people

  7. 29
    duck tape said:

      Yo mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles poped out!

  8. 30
    duck tape said:

      Yo mama is so fat when God said let there be light he had to tell her to move her fat ass out of the way!

  9. 31
    zach attak said:

      yo mama is so stupid when a bus went by she thought it was a twinki

  10. 32
    Peace said:

      hey zach attak, yo mama is so fat when she steps on a weighing scale, it reads ‘one at a time please!’

  11. 33
    Peace said:

      yo mama is so fat i saw her in the middle of the highway and try to drive around her, i ran out of gas!

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