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451 Responses to “MTV Yo Momma - The Dozens”

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  1. 342
    black nigga said:

      yo momma so fat she look at the menu and say okay

  2. 343
    Joe said:

      yo momma is so old that yoda is jealous.

  3. 344
    Joe said:

      oh yeahh, well ya momma is so poor that she can’t afford da last 2 words in poor

  4. 345
    Joe said:

      lol ur momma is sooooo ugly that my dog died for seeing her face

  5. 346
    beastyboy said:

      your momma is so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie ROOOAAAR

  6. 347
    beastyboy said:

      ur mom is so fat wen she wore her malcom X jacket helicopters kept triing 2 land on her!!!!

  7. 348
    $$$$ big money $$$$ said:

      yo moma so old her birth certifiket is xpired

  8. 349
    $$$$ big money $$$$ said:

      yo momma so poor she got an welfair mat on her front porch

  9. 350
    $$$$ big money $$$$ said:

      i am gay in yo fac

  10. 351
    moo said:

      your mom is so fat she went into a shop and a sign said sold [u]out[u]come back when we get this bitch out

  11. 352
    lil sippi said:

      jeni11 yo mama so black n huh teeth so yellow wen she smile it looks like a pittsburg steelers helmet

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