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  1. 353
    Anonymous said:

      Yo Mama so dumb and so poor that she sold her car for gas money!

  2. 354
    Anonymous said:

      Yo mama so fat she fell outside..i did not wanna laugh but the ground was crakin’ up!

  3. 355
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so fat when she tried to ling with it rock with it she fell on the floor

  4. 356
    blade said:

      yo momma so stupid when the judge said orderin the court she said i will have a big mac,a large pop and a big fry.

  5. 357
    SPARTAN 117 & THE ARBITER said:

      Hello my name is Spartan 117. My friend the Arbiter here just wanted to let you all know that you guys all suck at halo3 and you disgrace my name. But The Arbiter just wanted to say that you all have to unzip your pants and let him suck all your dicks because he is secretly gay and wanted to show his affection for the halo fans out there. The Arbiter is 1337. HALO RULES!

  6. 358
    Stewie said:

      Yo momma iz like a beenie bag sack evey nite

  7. 359
    j_dOT said:

      YO MAMMA SO POOR, I CLOSED THE REFRIGERATOR, SHE SAID, WHO TURNED OFF THE AC

  8. 360
    josho said:
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    gman said:

      yo momma so fat every time she sees a bus ful of white kids she says gimme my twinkie

  10. 362
    Mrs.Stevensonn said:

      All you little kids

  11. 363
    Yo momma said:

      yo momma didnt just tase the rainbow she ate the whole dam thing

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