yo momma’s sooo stupid she tripped and fell….now i didnt wanna laugh but the ground was crackin up.
yo momma’s so stupid she called the operator nd asked how long is it from las vegas to los angelas and the operator said juss a minute and so she said thank you and hung up.
yo momma’s so stupid she was goin to disney nd the sign said disneyland-left so she turned around and went home
so fake of some people to post 3 yo mommas in a row that u see 1 page earlier…
thats not a coincidence.
but erm yeah im ognna post my OWN!
yo mama so fat she work part-time construction as counterweight for cranes!
yo mama so fat she fell in the grandcanyon and got stuck!
yo mama so ugly she sells a empty box o laxatives with her picture on it and it still works!
yo mama so ugly/fat when she asked people to dance @prom the floor turned her down
yo mama so cheap she cleans the house with 1 handywhipe
yo mama so cheap she shops @ salvation army
and 1 more u gotta understand.. im dark-skinned myself so dont go saying racist.. its just funny/cuz fat people get their feelins hurt 2 so…
GOD made yo mama so hairy she the reason were running outta apes and gettin more n****
Posted: June 5th, 2008
that was fat albert he said to till yo mama to give back his stomic
Posted: June 6th, 2008
your momma so fat that when the school bus drove by she screamed, ” COME BACK TWINKIE!”
~ hehe :] <3 !
Posted: June 7th, 2008
yo momma’s sooo stupid she tripped and fell….now i didnt wanna laugh but the ground was crackin up.
yo momma’s so stupid she called the operator nd asked how long is it from las vegas to los angelas and the operator said juss a minute and so she said thank you and hung up.
yo momma’s so stupid she was goin to disney nd the sign said disneyland-left so she turned around and went home
Posted: June 10th, 2008
Yo momma so stuped she tryed to climb a glass wall to see wat was on the other side!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: June 10th, 2008
yo momma so stuped she tryed to invent water proof tea bags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: June 12th, 2008
so fake of some people to post 3 yo mommas in a row that u see 1 page earlier…
thats not a coincidence.
but erm yeah im ognna post my OWN!
yo mama so fat she work part-time construction as counterweight for cranes!
yo mama so fat she fell in the grandcanyon and got stuck!
yo mama so ugly she sells a empty box o laxatives with her picture on it and it still works!
yo mama so ugly/fat when she asked people to dance @prom the floor turned her down
yo mama so cheap she cleans the house with 1 handywhipe
yo mama so cheap she shops @ salvation army
and 1 more u gotta understand.. im dark-skinned myself so dont go saying racist.. its just funny/cuz fat people get their feelins hurt 2 so…
GOD made yo mama so hairy she the reason were running outta apes and gettin more n****
Posted: June 13th, 2008
yer mommas so fat she put on a yellow bikin and jumped off the diving board and every one said “look the suns comeing down!!”
Posted: June 13th, 2008
you guys have noooo lifee! losersssss! byeaaaaa
Posted: June 13th, 2008
yer mommas so fat she tripped on wal mart and landed on targett.
Posted: June 14th, 2008
yo amma heads soo square it looks like a ceriel box
Posted: June 17th, 2008
your mommas so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out ooooooowwwww do you taste the rainbow no yo momma ate it
your mommas got more chins than a chinese phone book
your mom thought a quarterback was a refund
your mom is so STUPID AND DUMB she took a spoon to the super bowl