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440 Responses to “MTV Yo Momma - The Dozens”

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  1. 34
    Peace said:

      yo mama is so stupid, when she sees the sign ‘caution, wet floor’, she pees.

  2. 35
    thebest said:

      yo momma so fat when she walked down the street in a yellow dress the kids said oh look the bus is comeing

  3. 36
    thebest said:

      yo momma so stupid she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut

  4. 37
    dollarbill said:

      yo mooma so poor I saw her walkin down the street kickin a can and I asked her watcha doin and she said movin

  5. 38
    dj mc slice said:

      yo mama like geico so easy a caveman can do her

  6. 39
    Ghettoboy said:

      Your mama so poor she opened the door and came out the window!

  7. 40
    jkjbkghbkbi said:

      yo momma is so poor she can’t afford a mercedes

  8. 41
    Pop It Off Boy said:

      Yo mamma so old, her birth certificate said expired.

  9. 42
    Pop It Off Boy said:

      Yo mama so ugly, she walked in the bank and they turned off the surveillence cameras.

  10. 43
    Pop It Off Boy said:

      Yo mama so ugly, she made the onion cry.

  11. 44
    Pop It Off Boy said:

      Yo amma so old, when she went to school, there was no history class.

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