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  1. 45
    YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT SHE DID NOT NOW THAT SHE WAS PRAGNET said:

      YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT SHE DID NOT NOW THAT SHE WAS PRAGNET

  2. 46
    loulou96 said:

      yo momma is so poor i saw her walking down the road with 1 shoe on and i said “lost a shoe” and she turned round and said “NO just found 1″

  3. 47
    loulou96 said:

      yo momma’s teeth are so yellow when she closes her mouth her belly lights up.

  4. 48
    loulou96 said:

      yo mommas so fat people run around her for exercise

  5. 49
    loulou96 said:

      yo mommas so stupid she through the T.V up in the air and said”kids look with got sky”

  6. 50
    jeni111 said:

      i challenge one of you for yo mama jokes

  7. 51
    jeni111 said:

      is any body going to answer mw hello hurry up

  8. 52
    jordads said:

      your moms so hairy when she takes her pants of it sounds like velcro.

  9. 53
    jordads said:

      your moms so dumb she thought osoma bin laden was 3 terrorists

  10. 54
    jordads said:

      your mum is so poor she went hunting with a metal detector hopeing 2 find pennys all she could find was her big fat flab.

  11. 55
    jeni111 said:

      oh yeah yo mama is so hairy even big foot takes her pictures

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