428 Responses to “MTV Yo Momma - The Dozens”

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1. 56
   jeni111 said:
   Posted: December 29th, 2007

   yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people ran around yelling Free Willy!

2. 57
   baby gurl said:
   Posted: December 29th, 2007

   yo momma so skinny she can hula hoop through a cheerio!!!

3. 58
   baby gurl said:
   Posted: December 29th, 2007

   yo momma so ghetto she washes paper plates!!! hahahaha im funny huh all u guys!!!kiss kiss

4. 59
   jeni111 said:
   Posted: December 29th, 2007

   baby girl u don’t even know them and u don’t know how they look like thats disgusting

   Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

   Yo mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family!

   and is yo mama so cheap she washes paper plates!!!

5. 60
   king kong said:
   Posted: December 30th, 2007

   yo momma teeth so yellow when she went outside people thought she wuz taxi

6. 61
   jeni111 said:
   Posted: December 30th, 2007

   yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 6o min.
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7. 62
   tiffany said:
   Posted: December 30th, 2007

   yo mama so poor i bout stepped on a roach and she said NO thatis our dinner.

8. 63
   jen111 said:
   Posted: December 30th, 2007

   yo mama so stupid she tough fruit punch was a gay boxer

9. 64
   gongsta said:
   Posted: December 31st, 2007

   yo momma so old,she was a waitress @ da last supper !

10. 65
    gongsta said:
    Posted: December 31st, 2007

    yo momma so fat,wen she went swimming,da pple claimd hr 4 da new world !

11. 66
    gongsta said:
    Posted: December 31st, 2007

    yo momma sooooo hairy,wen u were born,u got rugburn !

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