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  1. 67
    baby phat said:

      Yo mama so fat she went to the nail salon and the lady said how do you like it? She said I don`t know I can`t see it.

  2. 68
    baby phat said:

      Yo mama is so fat she went to the zoo saw some elephants and said look my family!

  3. 69
    hair cut said:

      ur momma so stupid shees stupid!!!

  4. 70
    Snoopy360 said:

      Yo Momma is so stupid when she went to the 76ers game she thought she was going to her high school reunoin.

  5. 71
    Snoopy360 said:

      Yo Momma’s so short when she was driving a guy rearended her she came up to him and she said “IM NOT HAPPY” and he said ” THEN WHICH ONE ARE YOU?”

  6. 72
    jeni111 said:

      let’s see you beat this

      Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

      Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

      Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!

      Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

      Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

      Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

      Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

      Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

      Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

  7. 73
    Henry said:

      Your mamas armpit is so hairy it looks like shes got don king in a head lock

  8. 74
    Henry said:

      Your mamas so fat wen she stood on da scale, it turned into 1 fish scale

  9. 75
    Henry said:

      Ur mamas so hairy… She makes king kong jeleous

  10. 76
    jeni111 said:

      try too beat this if you can

      Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

      Yo mama so fat her nickname is “Lardo”

      Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

      Yo mama so fat were in her right now

      Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

      Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

      Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

      Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her…

      Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

      Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

      Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

      Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

      Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says “okay!”

      Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said “Taxi!”

      Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

      Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

      Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

      Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

      Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

      Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

      Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear “Caution! Wide Turn”

      Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

      Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”

      Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can’t hear the stereo.

      Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

      Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

      Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don’t do livestock.

      Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

      Yo mama so fat she’s got her own area code!

      Yo mama so fat she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagon!

      Yo mama so fat God couldn’t light Earth until she moved!

      Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

      Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

      Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago…

      Yo mama so fat she’s got Amtrak written on her leg.

      Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction!

      Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

      Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

      Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

  11. 77
    White Magic said:

      Blair’s is ugly

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