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  1. 78
    siloc said:

      yo momma so fat she needs a map to find her asshole

  2. 79
    Kixxi said:

      Yo mama’s so fat not even Dora Can Explore Her…

  3. 80
    squirrelboy said:

      yo momma is so fat scientists thought she was another planet

  4. 81
    squirrelboy said:

      yo momma is so fat scientists use her 2 deflect astroids!!! lol beat tht plz comment

  5. 82
    kate said:

      you mamma hair so short she have to curl ha hair wit rice

  6. 83
    kate said:

      wen yo mamma looked out da mirrior she got arrested for moonin

  7. 84
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma head is so big, when she goes to sleep her pillow put staroids in her head

  8. 85
    jay-z said:

      yo momma head is so big, when she goes to sleep her pillow puts staroids in her head

  9. 86
    jay-z said:

      yo momma is so black, she got into the tub and it turnded into coffi

  10. 87
    jenny said:

      yo mama so stupid she was going to put a tatoo of her name but then she said to put whos the man

  11. 88
    jenny said:

      yo mama is so fat she said she was going to take a shower but she said i couldn’t fit

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