451 Responses to “MTV Yo Momma - The Dozens”

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1. 89
   jenny said:
   Posted: January 5th, 2008

   yo mama is so stupid she try to go to miami but she went to mexico

2. 90
   sweis15 said:
   Posted: January 6th, 2008

   yo mama is so fat her picture weighs 10 pounds!!! haha

3. 91
   sweis15 said:
   Posted: January 6th, 2008

   yo mama is so fat, she jumped and got stuck in the air!!!

4. 92
   sweis15 said:
   Posted: January 6th, 2008

   yo mama is so nasty she walked past the bathroom and the toilet flushed itself!!! Good Lord thats nasty!!!

5. 93
   sweis15 said:
   Posted: January 6th, 2008

   yo mama is so black she sweats coffee!!!

6. 94
   sweis15 said:
   Posted: January 6th, 2008

   yo mama is so stupid when I pointed up and told her, “look! a bird died” her stupid self looked up!!! FYI dead birds can’t fly

7. 95
   sweis15 said:
   Posted: January 6th, 2008

   yo mama is so ugly she makes Regan from “The Exorcist” look pretty!!!

8. 96
   sweis15 said:
   Posted: January 6th, 2008

   yo mama is so dirty her farts smell good!!! Aint that somethin’

9. 97
   maria said:
   Posted: January 6th, 2008

   yo momma so ratchet she produce the nepe on your head.

10. 98
    big mac said:
    Posted: January 6th, 2008

    yo momma is just like a big mac full of fat and worth 1 dollar!!!

11. 99
    imaeatu said:
    Posted: January 6th, 2008

    yo mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house

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