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960 Yo Momma Jokes in “New Years Yo Mum Jokes for January 2008”



  1. yo momma is so hairy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so hairy she got afros on her nipples



  2. cody's Momma Joke:

    you momma so fat when she brings her pants to the dry cleaners they say we dont wash certains



  3. cody's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she got babtise in the sea



  4. cody-collin's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so short she dose back flips under her bed



  5. cody-collin's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma skini she dose pushups under the door



  6. cody-collin's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma under arms so hairy looks like she is giveing kingkong a headlock



  7. cody-collin's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she makes free willy look like a gold fish



  8. justine's Momma Joke:

    u ugly basterd



  9. justine's Momma Joke:

    it is 2008 losers



  10. justin's Momma Joke:

    triple H rocks



  11. fri's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so short that she has to hold up a sign saying,”don’t spit i can’t swim!!!!”



  12. Yo momma so poor's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor she found a penny and said I’m Rich!



  13. By Andrea De La Garza's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old I told her to play her own age and she died.



  14. By Andrea De La Garza's Momma Joke:

    yo mommma is so dumb she tried to throw a rock at the ground and missed.



  15. Ya Mamma's Momma Joke:

    Ya Mamma soooooo ugly, she put a phone in her butt cuz she wanted a booty call



  16. klapanio's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so dumb she gave birth to you



  17. klapanio's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so cheap she went to the dollar store and said, “It’s too expensive”



  18. justin's Momma Joke:

    guitar hero 3 is so fun



  19. nike freek's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s having a pary in ha mouth
    and evrybdy ‘cummin’



  20. nike freek's Momma Joke:

    tell me why yo momma so old dat
    she went to da antique shop
    and ppl thought she was on sell



  21. nike freek's Momma Joke:

    tell me why yo momma
    so tall dat
    she did a backflip
    and kicked Jesus in da mouth



  22. nike freek's Momma Joke:

    yo momma missin a finger
    and cant cout pass nine

    yo momma qot tangled in da codless phone

    yo momma
    nickname is Rambo

    yo momma twice
    da man u r



  23. nike freek's Momma Joke:

    yo momma always in
    a bad mood da
    mickie dees she
    work for dont even sell
    happymeals



  24. nike freek's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama arms are so short she qotta
    to tilt her head to scratch her ear.

    tell me why yo momma was born wit no ass
    but da bitch always sayin “i aint gon take
    no shit”



  25. nike freek's Momma Joke:

    yo momma mouth
    so big she speak in surround sound

    tell me why yo momma so fat
    dat when she breathe it sound
    like she takin a shit

    why yo momma so old dat wen
    she was a kid
    rainbows was black and white



  26. nike freek's Momma Joke:

    yo momma head so
    small dat she qot
    ha ear pierced and
    died



  27. nike freek's Momma Joke:

    yo momma qot 1 leg and a bike
    yo momma fell off da family tree
    yo momma bald and got a part
    yo momma has a glass eye wit a fish in it



  28. nike freek's Momma Joke:

    i quit!!!
    i only qot 2 of dem jokes from da
    web

    yo momma mouth
    so big she speak in surround sound
    &
    yo momma
    nickname(middle) is Rambo
    idk who rambo is…lol



  29. crazycon's Momma Joke:

    ur mamma iz so dum she heard the door bell and ran 2 the microwave



  30. crazycon's Momma Joke:

    ur mum iz so dum she climbed over a glass wall 2 see wat was on the other side



  31. justin's Momma Joke:

    cody-collin



  32. chicken Leg's Momma Joke:

    All Yall Mommas are so dumb, they got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

    Yo mommas so fat, she baths in barbeque sauce.



  33. i'll rock ur bed while givin u head's Momma Joke:

    these r clas jokes



  34. saverio-parer's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma ass is so hairy it look like Don KIng is gon pop out and say only in America



  35. nike freek's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a bowlin ball
    she getz 3 fingers
    thrown in the gutter
    and da bitch cums back for more!!!!!



  36. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    i hate u justine



  37. Allen's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid,she puts stuff on this website about herself.



  38. justin's Momma Joke:

    its yo mamma



  39. jac's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so fat she stepped on a wieght scale and it showed her phone nuber.



  40. jac's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so ugly she makes michael jackson look like the hottest man on earth.



  41. nani's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so ugly that when she went to a stripper place they threw money at her so she can get off.



  42. nani's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so ugly that when she went to a stripper place they gave her money to put her clothes back on.



  43. jac's Momma Joke:

    That must be your momma.



  44. Jose's Momma Joke:

    yo face



  45. Tre'von Torres's Momma Joke:

    i smell like a fruit cake… and i like to suck some ****. And i go out with lakell



  46. Matt's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so stupid that she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!!!!!!!!!!!



  47. Jose's Momma Joke:

    sorry, my momma is the DUMB ONE hehe i scared of yall peeps im sorry im gay



  48. White Magic's Momma Joke:

    Blairs mom is so fat she is just fat



  49. 50 cent's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so old looks like father time kicked her ass starting from the tens and ended up in the thousends.



  50. 50 cent's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat you wouled have to have a pareishoot just to get off.



  51. Brandon Miller's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so ugly that when she was born her mom named her shit happens.
    Yo Momma so ugly that her birth certificut is an appoligy letter from the condom factory.



  52. ante's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat when she went to outer space they thought she was aplanet



  53. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that she used mexico and the middle east like a blanket



  54. Steerielf's Momma Joke:

    If you are looking for a skiing vacation or an underwater adventure amidst sun and golden sands, or else on steep cliffs of thick forests, we have it all.



  55. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she said hgsdgvdebnv bhvb vbzjn bxjb b jb bvbhfhfhfhfhfh



  56. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ulgy that she looked at the mirror it came off the wall smaked her in the face and then said what the hell is your problem



  57. the gayest dude's Momma Joke:

    the gayest dude ever is BRANDON HENSCH



  58. the gayest dude's Momma Joke:

    his brother is BRIAM HENSCH



  59. HI's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOM SAID THAT TO ME LAST NIGHT



  60. hunter hates on brandon h's Momma Joke:

    hunter talks so much he is so annoyin i nd nobody else can stand him he is the one who was talkin bout brandon h nd he gots no room to talk so he needs to shut his mouth



  61. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma eats so many dicks she chokes on piss



  62. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    HI



  63. br's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so stupid she tried to smoke crack wit her butttttttthole



  64. brian's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so stupid she tried to smoke crack wit her butttttttthole



  65. management's Momma Joke:

    hello who is this posting all these innapropriate comments? if you do not stop i will kick you off my website and get the cops!!!!!!



  66. TO MANAGEMENT's Momma Joke:

    NO JUST NO



  67. TO MANAGEMENT's Momma Joke:

    NOT EVEN ON WEDNESDAYS



  68. nabil's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she can’t even jump to da conclusion



  69. deesol's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so short she had to use a sticky hand to grab the toilit paper



  70. deesol's Momma Joke:

    yo mommma so bald when she got in the shower she became brainwashed



  71. managemant's Momma Joke:

    stop posting these inapropriate coments!!!!!



  72. managemantdee's Momma Joke:

    scared u huh.



  73. Colleen's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat, when she ran away they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton.

    yo momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 it was on a scale.

    There are 3 things you can see from space

    great wall of china

    great barrier reff

    AND YO MOMMA



  74. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    jnhih



  75. MoMo's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly that rice crispies wont even talk to her!



  76. yo momma so dumb she sat on the tv looking at chair's Momma Joke:

    hahahahaha



  77. lele's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she sat on the tv looking at chair



  78. lele's Momma Joke:

    all ya b***hes



  79. DA BAZ's Momma Joke:

    JO MAMMA SO OLD SHE SAT BEHIND JESUS IN 3D CLASS



  80. Kara's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, that when she sat next to somone in class, she sat next to EVERYBODY



  81. Kara-Cole's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is like a brick- flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans

    Yo momma so ugly, when she rubbed a lamp, the genie came out, took one look at yo momma, and said “I quit”

    Yo momma is such a ho, the only reason she wear underwear is to keep her ankles warm.



  82. Sex Kitten's Momma Joke:

    GOD! I am back and I don’t like what I see. I have officially claimed this website stupid and i will NEVER come back again! Bye people. Here’s my last joke. All of yalls mamas r soooooooooooo stupid she thought dat dis website was still a fun place to go to!



  83. idk my bff dink's Momma Joke:

    eat me



  84. jimmy's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly she gave herself a bj



  85. suck my dick!'s Momma Joke:

    your mama is soooooo dumb when i said suck my dick she did ,when we were in the club ”tryin to stop suckin dick club”… hahaha suck my dick



  86. Momma is so stupid's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so stupid she cut off one of her fingures because she could only count to 9.



  87. Momma is so stupid's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store… when the cops found her and she had died of starvation.



  88. big mac's Momma Joke:

    yo momma just like a big mac full of fat and worthn one dollar!!!



  89. Naruto Rocks's Momma Joke:

    Your momma’s so fat even Naruto doesn’t believe it!!!!



  90. 5hlkk's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so hairy that king kong got jealous



  91. dd's Momma Joke:

    yo yo yo

    yo momma is so dirrrty that when she had phone sex with her ex hubby on the phone, he died of aids the next day.

    yo momma is so fattt that when will.i.am ask ur momma where she got her body from, she says she got it from mcspicy, popcorn chicken, cheese fries, mutton stew..



  92. naruto's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so ugly, then naruto had to use his nine taild power to look at her whith out dieing



  93. chogi's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat then when chogi saw her he stop eatig chips



  94. yo momma-iz u-g-l-y's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat and ugly when she went outside everyone ran away yelling “SOLAR ECLIPSE!!!!”



  95. yo momma iz ugly's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so short she has to use a sticky hand to open the car door



  96. yo momma iz ugly's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she put a dime in a 25 cent gumball machine



  97. yo momma iz ugly's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old when she breast feed it’s like powder



  98. yo momma iz ugly's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she thought 2+2 was 5001



  99. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    rape rape rape rape raperape rape rape rape raperape rape rape raprape rape rape rape rapee raperape rape rape rape raperape raperape rape rape rape rape rape rape raperape rape rape rape rape



  100. this is management's Momma Joke:

    im not playin with all you little kids! this site is for momma jokes and that only! so you little annoyin kids need to cut the crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  101. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    naw



  102. yo momma iz ugly's Momma Joke:

    yo momma s fat when she fell it looked like she was still standing



  103. yo momma iz ugly's Momma Joke:

    u’r a fat lard u neef to stop acting like the management



  104. Izurmoma's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas soo fat that she got on a rollercoaster and the tracks fell



  105. Izurmoma's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas so stupid that she think she got beer poisoning from root beer.



  106. izurmomaweird's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she got drunk from root beer



  107. Izurmoma's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas so stupid that she was arrested. Why? She was a blonde caught thinking.



  108. izurmomaweird's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so weird she eats maccoroni and cheese with chocolate syrup



  109. Izurmoma's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas so stupid, she thought that carnival worker stood for clown managers.



  110. Izurmoma's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas so stupid she needs directions to get to MapQuest



  111. izurmomaweird's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she asked a retard for directions to the city



  112. izurmomaweird's Momma Joke:

    no



  113. FAT KID ALERT's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas so stupid that she thought Baghdad was a company for sack fathers.



  114. WHATEVER's Momma Joke:

    WHATEVER



  115. Megha's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas so fat that she was nicknamed “Lard-a-doodle Master” in high school



  116. drew's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat shes the reason the stock market crashed



  117. drew's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor she cant afford to pay attention



  118. drew's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat the doctor perscribed anerexia



  119. drew's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she thought MedWatch was a TV show



  120. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck



  121. dan caterer's Momma Joke:

    hav u eva been in a fun house at the carnival Yo momma is a bit like one of dem bit fat ugly and u can ride her all day 4 a dollar



  122. DE-DE's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA FAT SHE SAT ON THA RAINBOW AND SKITTLES CAME OUT…HAHAHA



  123. The Truth's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat that even her tongue got stretch-marks



  124. Chads Fad's Momma Joke:

    Your mom is so dumb, she needs a string to get to work and back.



  125. Chads Fad's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas so short she needs a ladder to get to the kiddie stool



  126. Chads Fad's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas so fat she used the moon as a spitball.



  127. UR MOMMA THATS WHAT's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas so stupid she went to elementary school and the teacher said, “Jennifer, If 2=X and X+3 is five, whats 3+X?” You know what she said? “THIS IS THE HARDEST PROBLEM IN MY LIFE!”



  128. ????'s Momma Joke:

    Your mommas so dumb that she went to college. Didn’t get an education though.



  129. ????'s Momma Joke:

    Your mommas so dumb that she went to college. Didn’t get an education though.



  130. Zyx Styx's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas so dumb that she went to college. Didn’t get an education though.



  131. The Truth's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas soooo nasty she had sex with big bird and gave him the bird flew…..



  132. Zyx Styx's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas so dumb shes dumb. Original



  133. Zyx Styx's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas so hairy, she makes Donkey Kong look like a hairball



  134. the great's Momma Joke:

    yo mama sooooooo fat she jumped in a pool and the water jumped out and said i’ll wait my turn



  135. The Truth's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, she walked pass my tv and i missed 3 movies….



  136. cartman's Momma Joke:

    If you don’t now what sex position is to make ugly babies go ask your mom



  137. khalid gelani's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so blick, when she was at registration at 10:00pm for the parents evening, she was marked absense



  138. The Truth's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dum i told her we should go practice safe sex…..then she went and grabbed some knee-pads



  139. The Truth's Momma Joke:

    yo momma sooo dum she told me that she took a spoon to the superbowl



  140. Yourmother14's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is like a freezer,everyone sticks their meat in her.



  141. Yourmother14's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma like a bowling ball,she’s picked up,fingered,and thrown in the gutter.



  142. Yourmother14's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old she ran track with the dinosaurs



  143. Yourmother14's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old when she went to school there was no history class.



  144. Yourmother14's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.



  145. Yourmother14's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid she studied for a drug test.



  146. Yourmother14's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is fat when she passed in front of my t.v. i missed the whole season of football.



  147. Yourmother14's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat when she turned around everyone threw here a welcome back party.



  148. Yourmother14's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid she ordered her sushi well done.



  149. Yourmother14's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly she didnt get hit with the ugly stick,she got hit with the ugly log.



  150. Yourmother14's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid she tried to put the M&M’s in alphabetical order.



  151. Yourmother14's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid she got stabbed in a shootout.



  152. Yourmother14's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat when she was walking down the street in a red dress kids yelled,”Hey kool aid.”



  153. Jeff Hardy's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is sooooo fat it took the speed of light 2 days to go around!



  154. Kelcey's Momma Joke:

    Your momma soo stupid she tripped over a CORDLESS phone! lol



  155. A Rock's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so fat her cereal bowl got life requirements



  156. M16's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so ugly, she turned maduusa to stone



  157. Dana lynn's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she sat in monster truck and it looked like a low rider



  158. Tiffany brooke's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so skinny she inspires crack whores to diet



  159. Dana simmons's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so poor i walked in the front door and feel out the back



  160. Donna smith's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she sweats butter and syrup now she has a ful time job at i hop swiping pancakes across her head



  161. Donna smith's Momma Joke:

    I LOVE JEREMY PHILLIPS



  162. Dana simmons's Momma Joke:

    I HATE DAVID MANLY lol j/k hes awsome i love him



  163. David manly's Momma Joke:

    I LOVE DANA SIMMONS



  164. Erika bragg's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she is broke back mountain



  165. Caroline Simmons's Momma Joke:

    I would just like to say that i love girls and that i just want everyone to know this! and i would love to get with this beautiful girl named Sherri Collins she goes to my school!



  166. Stephanie G.'s Momma Joke:

    Why is your momma fat?



  167. Samanthe dardar's Momma Joke:

    omg i just got my phone taken away from me by coach nash

    boohoo lol



  168. Donna smith's Momma Joke:

    your mama so poor i went to her house and asked her waht er were having for diner? She put her foot on the table and said corn chips



  169. Britt'ny Marler's Momma Joke:

    Omg! i really like this guy at my school and i don’t know what to do!



  170. The Truth's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old even her breast milk expired….



  171. The Truth's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she got a love letter from Fredrick Douglas……



  172. The Truth's Momma Joke:

    yo momz is so ugly, that X-Zibit had thought of a new show called ‘Pimp My Face’



  173. The Truth's Momma Joke:

    yo mommaz ass is ssooo hairy, it played that wookey in Star Warz…aaaaarrrrr…..aaaaarrrrr…..aaaaarrrrr…..aaaaarrrr…..



  174. The Truth's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor, the bloody wedding cake was made out of corn-bread



  175. Jake's Momma Joke:

    Yo dushbags suck at this! Now here’s something to laugh about. Yo mama so fat she asked you losers what diet you used!



  176. Your Momma's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas so skinny she fell in a crack and ended up in China



  177. Your Momma's Momma Joke:

    Heres a long joke

    One time there was this man named Jim right? Jim was a hard working man and had 3 children and his wife. One day a bum came up to him and asked “Yoou haazz a biieer?” Jim said no and went home. When he got home he looked on his doorstep and saw the same bum. “Yoou haazz a biieer?” Jim said no and walked into his house. He fixed himself dinner, ate, and wanted to have sex with his wife. He put his condom on, got naked, and got in bed. There, the same bum sat in bed with him. “Yoou haazz a biieer?”



  178. Your Momma's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas so stupid she wrapped herself in silly putty and got stuck



  179. Marci's Momma Joke:

    man marci is so fat when she walks i get a boner from the vibrations



  180. Sumphole Roger's Momma Joke:

    Jeff is a bastard



  181. killer's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing “we are family”.



  182. kris's Momma Joke:

    yo mama s so fat when she puts on a yellow rain coat people stop her as a taxi



  183. yo mamma sushi's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she make free willy look like a tic tac



  184. yo mamma sushi's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fishy she da owner of yo sushi



  185. The Truth's Momma Joke:

    you guys…….tell yo momz dat she shud try and go bra-less, so her boobz can pull da wrinklez down from her face!!!!!



  186. The Truth's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she got tatooed with a spear-gun



  187. The Truth's Momma Joke:

    yo mommaz feet are so ruf it can grip ice!!!!



  188. The Truth's Momma Joke:

    man i gotah give it to yo momma she a real patriotic ho, man she would have srewed more soldiers then President BUSH!!!!!!!



  189. The Truth's Momma Joke:

    yo mommaz so blind even her thotz r blurry…..



  190. college kid's Momma Joke:

    you momma so fat she had to put her belt on wit a
    boomarang



  191. college kid's Momma Joke:

    you momma so fat her belt is a jump rope



  192. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SOO SMALL SHE NEEDED TO PARASHOOT OFF DA CURB………!!!! 2K8 RULES MANN.,…..!!



  193. yo momma whale's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so damn gay, she makes Micheal Jackson look like a normal MAN!!!



  194. mamma king's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupi when you were born she saw the unbilicle cord, turned to daddy and said look it comes with cables



  195. b****'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she thinks 1+1=11



  196. hello's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid that she took a ladder to the giants game!



  197. Devine-Dusty's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid when you came out yo momma looked at yo daddy and then looked at your umbellical cord and said look honey we got cable…

    lol u know its funny so laugh



  198. Devine-Dusty's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she sat down the earth collapsed…

    lol



  199. ja mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama like a race car she burns four rubbers a day



  200. la angelita's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so fat that when it rains and puts her raincoat on and goes outside people start callin taxi



  201. la angelita's Momma Joke:

    ur so ugly when ur mom drops u off at skool they give her a ticket 4 littering!



  202. hayden's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is like a race, she burns 7 rubbers an hour



  203. JENNA's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so dumb she makes agbby franks look smart :-)

    luv u gabby



  204. JeNnA.C's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so desperate she is going out with nathan!!!!!!!!!!!

    Gabby&Chels&Jordan LUV U!



  205. gabby's Momma Joke:

    jenna wants 2 b a mumma 2 jordanskid!!
    lol:)



  206. JeNnA.C's Momma Joke:

    well this is not a yo mama joke but

    these following people i love WAY to mucch

    Gabby,Chels,Jordan,Cammy………

    u guys r the reason i smile
    my life wuld be so retarded without you
    i wanna hug u for internity
    cammy no matter wat i will meet u if it means killing myself XOXO

    i love u all soooooooo mcuhh



  207. Gabby:)'s Momma Joke:

    Jenna is cooler than yo mama!



  208. Gabby:)'s Momma Joke:

    jenna makes my world go round
    we r tighter than yo mammas shirt!



  209. Gabby:)'s Momma Joke:

    I love jenna
    she is an awsum friend
    she is awsum at bball
    and netball
    i luv her for she is ma
    hot
    bitch
    4
    liffeee!!!!
    ilyxxxxx



  210. JeNnA.C's Momma Joke:

    Hey its me again (Jenna)
    ill tell u bout myself i love jordan wilton heaps!!!!!!!
    gabby is the reason i wake up she is sooooooooo awesome
    me nd her aweome homies(Y) cammy if i never meet you my life would be reli crap u hav been so kool and yes one day we will deffiltly sleep in a tree!
    cammy ily
    gabby ily
    jordan ily

    u make me spin
    u keep me alive
    u make my life worth living u make every day the best day of my life
    xoxoxox dont no wat id do with out use xoxoxoxo ily forever and eva



  211. Gabby:)'s Momma Joke:

    jenna is my babycakes
    and no that doesn’t mean yo mama can eat her
    ily jennaxxxooo



  212. JeNnA.C's Momma Joke:

    gabby u my buttercup
    u are awesome ily

    once again GABBY JORDAN AND CAMMY
    i love you more than words can ever say …
    i love u like yo mama love cake!
    i love u like the world
    u will be in my life forever!
    i love u i cant say how much
    so much
    i always will !!!!!
    jordan u r soooooooooooo kool and funny and awesome if we were never friends i mean i wuld die.
    cammy u nd me from the moment u said kyle was my boyfriend. i new we would be friends forverver and ever
    and gabby i cant explain you
    your just to awesome and we homies for life! xoxoxo one wword to describe u perfuct..



  213. Gabby:)'s Momma Joke:

    I
    love
    jenna
    more
    than
    words
    can
    ever
    say
    xxx



  214. Gabby:)'s Momma Joke:

    Dunpoo!!



  215. Gabby:)'s Momma Joke:

    can i be ur besty 4 2008?



  216. JeNnA.C's Momma Joke:

    and i dont care
    if i ever get ripped off by yr6 for likeing you
    cuz i love you sooo much and thats all that matters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    i love u soooooo much



  217. Gabby:)'s Momma Joke:

    Jordan, who cares what ur stupid friend says, if u love jenna you’d follow your heart<3



  218. Gabby:)'s Momma Joke:

    ur frends will get over it
    but..
    ~jenna will never get over u~



  219. JeNnA.C's Momma Joke:

    lol true fact jordan
    XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOOXOXO



  220. Gabby:)'s Momma Joke:

    happy birthday 2 dwibface on the 17th of jan!!



  221. JeNnA.C's Momma Joke:

    JORDAN OMG U RULE MY POOL!!!!!!!!

    U RULE DOUGS AWESOMNESS

    U 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000X BETTER THAN NATHAN IN EVERY POSSIBLE WAY
    I LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOH!



  222. JeNnA.C's Momma Joke:

    luv
    u
    2
    gab
    xx



  223. JeNnA.C's Momma Joke:

    I hate nathan
    :@
    :@
    :@
    :@
    :@
    if u h8 nathan submit a thing saying u h8 nathan!!!!!!
    :@:@:@
    hate him!
    GABBY ROX!
    BRITT RULES!
    NIKKI MACARINA BUDDIE
    JOEL FABULUS
    JORDAN TWINS WIF BEST PERSON EVA!



  224. JeNnA.C's Momma Joke:

    joel+jordan+llwellyen+gabby= best people in this very awesum world :-)



  225. JeNnA.C's Momma Joke:

    i went to state like omg lol
    thats sooooooooooooo random
    but im very proud (Y)
    i like music
    i like doug 2.
    along with tomato sauce and flying dishwashers lol.



  226. JeNnA.C's Momma Joke:

    o and jordan lol but ive already said that alot lol.

    GABBY U R SO KOOL CUZ YEA WOO
    u nd me defo homies lol
    we dominate pages 21 and 22 which makes them rock…..!!!!!!!!……



  227. Toni messer's Momma Joke:

    Your mother is so absolutly repolsive that she grosses me out



  228. Dana Simmons's Momma Joke:

    I LOVE YOU TONI YOU ROCK MY SOCKS



  229. SAMANTHA DARDAR's Momma Joke:

    I AM A SLUT



  230. TON MESSER's Momma Joke:

    COACH NASH IS SO SEXIE



  231. DANA SIMMONS's Momma Joke:

    I SECOND THAT



  232. Anthony Garrea's Momma Joke:

    I am a pig! I try to play every girl that i talk to! So now that i have no one im goin to be gay!!!!!!!!!!!! yes i said it gay! i love boys! i’m crazy about them! i did have this wonderful girl britt’ny but i tried to play her with her bestfriend sherri but it didn’t work cuz im a dog! I just want the world to know this!
    lots of love
    Ant.



  233. Tiffany Grubbs's Momma Joke:

    ~HEY~ Toni! OMG I LOVE YOU!! ?…NoT…JK



  234. Tiffany Grubbs's Momma Joke:

    ~HEY~ Toni! OMG I LOVE YOU!! ?…NoT…JK



  235. Tiffany Grubbs's Momma Joke:

    ~HEY~ Toni! OMG I LOVE YOU!! ?…NoT…JK



  236. Tiffany Grubbs's Momma Joke:

    Hey Toni! OMG I LOVE YOU!! ?…NoT…JK



  237. Tiffany Grubbs's Momma Joke:

    Hey Toni! OMG I LOVE YOU!! ?…NoT…JK



  238. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that in thanksgiving day instead of eating a turkey she ate the country turkey



  239. hahaha's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she makes fat albert look skiny



  240. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your mama is so stupid she stole free bread
    Your mama is so fat when god said let their be light he had to ask her to move



  241. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is sooooooo stupid she thot jar-jar came with pickles-pickles lol i got that from robot chicken



  242. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so blind when she saw michael jackson she said HEY LOOK! ITS BRAD PITT!!!!!



  243. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    hey if nick whemhoffer reads this im duncan read my posts lol
    ;)



  244. d's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so poor I saw her at K Mart buying Hefty bags, I asked What are ya doin’, she said buying luggage



  245. hell demon's Momma Joke:

    your momma is like a screen door, after a couple of bangs she tends to loosen up……



  246. hell demon's Momma Joke:

    your momma is like a bowling ball shes picked up fingered and thrown in the gutter…….



  247. hell demon's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat she sat on a tropical rock and made fruity pebbles.



  248. hell demon's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of george washington’s nose.



  249. hell demon's Momma Joke:

    yo momma got one hand and the clapper.



  250. hell demon's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly her nickname is DAMN!



  251. anomonous's Momma Joke:

    you’r momma so stupid she stared at
    an orange juice container because it
    said concentrate



  252. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    ur momma’s teeth are brighter than the McDonalds sign.



  253. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma so fat that they showed her a picture of her feet and couldn’t identify it



  254. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO momma so old that she knew McDonalds when he was just Mike Donalds.
    Yo’ momma so old that she knew Dairy Queen when she was just a princess.

    white people call us colored but when we were born we were black ,when we sad we black ,when we happy we black ,when we mad we black
    but white people when born they white, when they sad they blue , when they mad they red, when they hurt purple,
    when both of us gay we all da colors of da rainbow

    P.S. I don’t see race, i just see ppl themselves



  255. yaya's Momma Joke:

    Yo’ mama’s so fat, I kept trying to leave her, but I couldn’t escape her gravitational pull!



  256. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA!!!!!!!!



  257. Your-Gay's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so fat she needs to put lipstick on with a paintroller



  258. reed's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she stuck a bottle rocket up her butt and tried to fly.



  259. crabbers's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mommas so fat shes stuck in 2007



  260. Taryn's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma’s so fat she’s on both sides of the family!



  261. Taryn's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so stupid she locked herself in the grocery store and died of starvation.



  262. Nick's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so short when she sits on a curb her legs dont touch the ground



  263. MAXFEEZ's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas so fat her ass looks like 2 pigs fighting over a rotten potatoe



  264. MAXFEEZ's Momma Joke:

    Yo mammas so fat NASA has to iron her clothes



  265. MAXFEEZ's Momma Joke:

    Yo daddys so poor his child support is backed up further that yo bald ass momma hairline



  266. MAXFEEZ's Momma Joke:

    Yo mammas so fat she pisses hotdog water



  267. MAXFEEZ's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so fat she uses a sheep as a tampon



  268. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s face is so big, she can fit $100 worth groceries in the bags under her eye’s



  269. Andrew Poole's Momma Joke:

    Im so dumb.



  270. Jun Jun and Ri RI's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is just like a hardware store 5 cents a screw



  271. Jun Jun and Ri RI's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat dat she steped on scale and it told her to GO RUN



  272. watever's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she wear a yellow rain coat people say “Taxi”



  273. watever's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat, she live in her own zip code!!
    ha ha!
    Well, i thought it was funny!



  274. watever's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so black,when she touch a piece of coal,it turns white



  275. watever's Momma Joke:

    U wanna hear a dirty joke??!! Here it go. A white horse fell in da mud!!
    Das funny aint it?!!



  276. Its ME!'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mama soooo stupid she went to a football game and came out wit a whole sack full of money. She said she got her quarters back.



  277. Its ME!'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she didnt even get dat joke



  278. Suck my dick's Momma Joke:

    Suck my dick you filthy hoes…..



  279. niko's Momma Joke:

    all these jokes are gay



  280. ?DoNnA sMiTh?'s Momma Joke:

    YO momma is so stupid when I told her to send me a voicmail she opened an envelope and started talkin in it

    ThIs OnE iS fOr YoU mOm



  281. ?DoNnA sMiTh?'s Momma Joke:

    ??YO momma is so stupid when I told her to send me a voicmail she opened an envelope and started talkin in it??

    ?ThIs OnE iS fOr YoU mOm?



  282. DoNnA sMiTh's Momma Joke:

    You are so ugly that when ur mom passes ur dad in the hall way she looks at him and says ….DAMN I SHOULD HAVE JUST GAVE YOU HEAD!!!!!



  283. Jeremy Phillips's Momma Joke:

    your mother is so ugly that ur dad says hey skitals



  284. Jeremy Phillips's Momma Joke:

    I like wrestling and im single so ladies give me a holla at 969-3058



  285. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she stuck a battery up her butt and said “i got the power”



  286. loz's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she got locked in sainsburys and starved to death



  287. godzilla's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor i saw her kicking a can and i said what r u doing and she said moving



  288. gio 19's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so hairy her nipples look like freakin coconuts



  289. gio 19's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dumb she hi jack her own car



  290. gio 19's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dumb she lock herself in her bathroom and piss in her pant



  291. gio 19's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old her blow in the wind



  292. gio 19's Momma Joke:

    vincent u r a son of a bitch and a a-hole



  293. maz's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that she has to put her lipstick on with a paint roller



  294. chris's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so dumb she thought a bus filled with white kids was a giant twinkie



  295. chris's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so old she farts out dust



  296. chris's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so old she was an origional on that 70’s show



  297. chris's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma has so much hair under her arms she looks like she has buckweat in a headlock



  298. chris's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat that she used the whole entire country of mexico for her tanning bed



  299. chris's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat that she got stuck in the year 2003



  300. chris's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so old that she breast feeds dust



  301. ooh's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so dirty, I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.



  302. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma teeth so yellow when she smiles it looks ike the pittsburg stellers helmet



  303. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    u momma is so stupid she won the miss gay contest



  304. That Fat Ass's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas so fricking ugly, she needs 2 bags to cover her face MHM



  305. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    everyones jokes are weak bitches



  306. mariah's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is a skank bitch



  307. whiteboi's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat she ate the whole god damn buffet and then us little white people starve to death



  308. mariah's Momma Joke:

    whiteboi is a bitch



  309. whiteboi's Momma Joke:

    mariah what a bitch can you believe her. she can go suck a fat one just like her mom does.



  310. whiteboi's Momma Joke:

    i isnt shuttin up bitch
    so just leave me alone
    because that is a very mean
    thing to say



  311. The_Assassin's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so hairy they filmed gorillas in the mist in her shower



  312. davo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is soooo nasty she dont wear panties to the picnic cause it keeps the flies off her food! Ha



  313. eeeweee's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat, she cant even fit in the joke!



  314. nablito's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she went in a haunted house came out wyt a job application



  315. nablito's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like a hockey team….changes her pads every 3 periods!



  316. Trigger's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck



  317. Latino Heat's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old she was the waitress at the last supper.



  318. DANA SIMMONS's Momma Joke:

    oh ya i went there
    and i bought property

    what then !!!!!!

    CHEYA BRA CANT DO IT LIIKE ME



  319. CAMREON SOPER's Momma Joke:

    OMG I SO STARTED MY PERIOD TODAY MUAHhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah



  320. ALEX BENIT's Momma Joke:

    LIKE OMG I AM A STALKER AND I LIKE TO STARE AND PEOPLE AND SNIFF THEIR HAIR EVEN WHEN THEY DIDNT WASH IT I GO BOTH WAYS SO FEEL FREE TO FEEL ME AND ILL HELP YOU OUT WITH A FAVOR OH YA I FLOOW PEOPLE AT LUNCH TO AND I AM IN LOVE WITH A GIRL NAMED KITTY SHE IS 50 YEARS OLD AND HAS 6 CATS SHE ISS THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE WELL UNTIL I FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO STALK



  321. Dana simmons's Momma Joke:

    I am in love with this guy he is everything i ever wanted he has such a great personality and he is so giving he has such a spark to him i cant explain it i love him with all my heart he has tyhe best of me and he always will when i am around him i feel my heart beat cause it skips two beats when i know he is near me and i cant think and i cant breath my palms get sweatie and he is just everything i want and need i cant see my life without him he has an amazing heart and he is funny and cute and great to be around

    I LOVE YOU SANTA CLAUSE

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah



  322. DAVID MANLY's Momma Joke:

    YO DAWG IM LIKE SUCH A GANGSTER AND I LIKE TO BE A THUG AND WAT NOT AND ME AND MY CREW IS LOOKING FOR SUM 1 TO JUMP ON SO IF U THINK U MAN ENOUGH I GO TO WOODRUFF HIGH AND I AM IN THE 10th GRADE!! THE NAME OF OUR CREW IS CHOCOLATE WONDER BREAD!!!!!!BUT IF U HURT ME I MAY GO TO THE HOSPITAL AND MY MOM HAS TO RIDE WITH ME!! AND I AM ALSO ALLERGIC TO METAL AND GUNS!!! AND U CANT GO NEAR MY FACE CAUSE I BLEED EASY! MAN I AM SUCH A HARD CORE GANGSTER!!!!
    ?WORD?



  323. Chris Crocker's Momma Joke:

    I just LOVE food. Getting it makes me so happy i just love it when i get food it makes me feel that something really cares about me and it feels like i’m on cloud NINE!! It ain’t nohing but a hair fly girls i love ya’ll



  324. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    bbobobobopppppp po-po pooop



  325. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    LOL ADD MY MULE ON GAIAONLINE.COM USERNAME:CHOCO-BLUNT PM ME AND ILL TELL U MY MAIN IM HELLA RICH



  326. anon's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat

    russia tried claiming her as a continent

    yo momma so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag

    yo momma so hairy the only language she speaks is wukkie



  327. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    hello ppl this is for yo momma jokes not for bull shit tlkers ok

    Yo momma so ugly the only time she heard a whistle was wen she got ran over by a train choooo-choooo



  328. I.D card's Momma Joke:

    anontake this Yo mamma fat when she went in in n out she when in but never came out



  329. I.D card's Momma Joke:

    anonymous take this sticks and stones I brake bones especialy when your mom gets on board.



  330. I.D card's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is like a t.v a 2 year old can turn her on



  331. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat shes taller wen she lays down



  332. McLovin's Momma Joke:

    Chika ya chika ya fake id fake id chika ya

    I AM MCLOVEIN FEAR MY RATH AND MY BALLS



  333. groundhog gal's Momma Joke:

    i love hamsters and your momma smells like its po-po



  334. loolypop's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly the surgeon said” No animals in the emergency room”



  335. beast's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when shes walking it looks like shes doing peanut butter jelly time.



  336. da kid's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly everyone thinks shes the mother of flavor flav



  337. L. [dot] .H's Momma Joke:

    hello



  338. L. [dot] .H's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat dhe turned round and got a welcome back party



  339. h's Momma Joke:

    h



  340. h's Momma Joke:

    momma can’t eat happy meal



  341. DBCB123456's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA is so stupid that she tried to forge her own signature



  342. DBCB123456's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out



  343. DBCB123456's Momma Joke:

    justin kordic sucks!!



  344. DBCB123456's Momma Joke:

    yo momma soooo dumb she wore a rubber band as a necklace and died
    \



  345. DBCB123456's Momma Joke:

    unlike rosa parks yo momma loves the back of the bus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  346. yo momma so poor...'s Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s so poor, she can’t even afford to pay attention



  347. dion's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so grease texico bought oil off her



  348. dion's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor that she used a 99 cent coupon in a 99 cent store



  349. dion's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she got a man and started to have sex and the man was like where’s the hole! bitch!!!!!!!!



  350. DBCB123456's Momma Joke:

    justin kordic ashtubula ohio on dodge ville road at the end of the road or near look him up



  351. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black she went down a mountain and people thought it waz a mud slide



  352. smerk's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stucked!!



  353. smerk's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly yo grandma use to take her trickortreating buy the phone



  354. vexx's Momma Joke:

    smerk is more stupid then yo mamma



  355. Orlin's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat that she cant jump or else we will have a hurricane Momma,



  356. ChristopherOUTIE's Momma Joke:

    MY mom said to suck her tits but i tasted fat!



  357. ERiCK's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma cant have sex cuz shell die when she comes.



  358. dd t's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so stuiped that she cant even open a door



  359. ricky's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she has more chins than the Chinese Phonebook



  360. CHRIS SWOLLENBALLS's Momma Joke:

    i like big hairy nuts with whip cream



  361. Cliff Clitoris's Momma Joke:

    have sex with me while telling me the weather



  362. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma like a bowling ball: She’s picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.



  363. $(!chaz!)$'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead!!!!!!!!!



  364. $(!chaz!)$'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell



  365. $(!chaz!)$'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said “Disney World - Left” so she went home



  366. bitch's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so hairy they mistake her for a chobaca



  367. your mama is sooooooooo ugly's Momma Joke:

    your mama is sooooooooooo ugly she makes freedy cooger look like beyonce



  368. BITCH's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO HAIRY IT LOOOKS LIKE SHE HOLDING KING KONG IN THE HEADLOCK



  369. Somebody's Momma Joke:

    Yo’ mama’s so skinny she can hula hoop with a fruit loop.



  370. Somebody's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she got locked in the bathroom and wet herself.



  371. Somebody's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she yelled into an envolope and i asked her what she was doing and she said she was sending a voicemail.



  372. Somebody's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid she bought a spoon to the superbowl.



  373. Somebody Else's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat when she bends down she gets arrested for crack.



  374. Me!'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so skinny when she had no toilet paper she had to use floss.



  375. Me!'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so poor she has to use and re-use toilet paper.



  376. Me!'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat she can play pool with the planets.



  377. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    u r a cooch ball



  378. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mom likes 2 ass rape people



  379. kbruson's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she runs around in a yellow raincoat and kids think they missed the school bus



  380. kbruson's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she sat on a dollar and made change



  381. kbruson's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat her dog bit her and died of high cholesterol



  382. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly, she went to a haunted house and came out with an application



  383. Jeff Hardy's Momma Joke:

    Anonymous that one is really old the application its old



  384. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is an asshole



  385. fat bastard.'s Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is a whore



  386. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma a fuchtard SHE IS A ASSWHORE



  387. deez nuts in yo mouth's Momma Joke:

    suck my dick bitch and dats to all of yall bitches



  388. Bri's Momma Joke:

    yall r stupid i guess u got that from yo momma



  389. nipple juice's Momma Joke:

    brady and kevin so gay…they make ellen degenres straight



  390. nipple juice's Momma Joke:

    yo momma hair so nappy…shes got food from last weeks “all you can eat” buffett in it



  391. nipple juice's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black…your younger sibling asked “why is mommy purple?”



  392. nipple juice's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly…shes UGLY!



  393. nipple juice's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT SHE LIKES FOOD



  394. nipple juice's Momma Joke:

    UR MOTHER IS SO OLD SHE BREAST FEEDS AND ITS POWDER



  395. nipple juice's Momma Joke:

    UR MOM IS SO LESBIAN SHE LIKES GIRLS



  396. nipple juice's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO GAY SHE HAS BALLS ..BIG BALLS



  397. just-sterr's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID WHEN SHE READ HER JOB APPLICATION TO NOT WRITE BELOW THE LINE AND SHE PUT OK



  398. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she sees ppl waving



  399. hey's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ppor when i told her about the last supper she said “so.. did food stamps run out of food?



  400. Stop Joking and Go To School's Momma Joke:

    http://www.CAREERINRADIOGRAPHY.COM http://www.CAREERINRADIOLOGY.COM http://www.CAREERINULTRASOUND.COM



  401. sexy slim's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so nasty she gave me virus over the internet!!!!!



  402. white boi's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she saw a school bus full of white people she says come back twinkie im hungry



  403. white boi's Momma Joke:

    all my jokes r betta than yours



  404. Serve yo momma's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so fat she got her own Ozone layer



  405. Serve yo momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma smell so nasty that even the dogs hide when she knock on the door



  406. Serve yo momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma breath so bad her toothbrush quit



  407. justin's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so hairy her tittyz have afros



  408. white negro's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing we are family even though you’re fatter than me



  409. white negro's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,”DING!”



  410. white negro's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.



  411. kid chameleon's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she makes whoopi goldberg look like model



  412. kid chameleon's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she said kiss my ass and pointed to her elbow



  413. kid chameleon's Momma Joke:

    yo momma was walkin down the street along side a bulldog, i said “is that yo dog”, she said “no that’s my twin sister”.



  414. kid chameleon's Momma Joke:

    yo momma teeth so yellow, it’s like she brushes them with cheese and gargles popcorn butter.



  415. kid chameleon's Momma Joke:

    yo momma should be named katrina, cuz she so fat when she fart she causes hurricanes.



  416. kid chameleon's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so she makes fat bastard look like minnie me.



  417. kid chameleon's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, she walked pass my tv and i missed 3 movies on HBO



  418. kid chameleon's Momma Joke:

    you momma so fat i saw her making a cheeseburger, i said ain’t u on a diet, and she said “i got a pickel on it”.



  419. kid chameleon's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor she sit at the neighbors windows to watch tv



  420. kid chameleon's Momma Joke:

    you momma so fat and stupid she fell in love and broke then tried to tape it back together



  421. Hi Hi Hallie's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old her birth certificate is written in roman numerals
    ohhh burn



  422. Jakey Hurd's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so stupid when she seen a yellow bus with white kids she said stop dat twinkie



  423. Jakey Hurd's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so fat Dora Cant Even Explore Here
    ohhhhhhh burn



  424. Jakey Hurd's Momma Joke:

    Newtons 3rd law is wrong it states that ever action there is a reaction there is no reaction from a CHUCK NORRIS ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!

    OHHHHHHHHHH BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  425. Jakey Hurd's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO GAY SHE MAKES MS.KEYT LOOK STRAIGHT
    TAKE THAT HEZZZZZA KEYT



  426. STEVEN KEEGAL's Momma Joke:

    STEVEN KEEGAL THAT IS ME I WOULD LIKE TO ADMITT I AM GAY



  427. 12345gurl's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she uses a king size mattress as a pillow



  428. Serve Yo moma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly that when you were born the doctor slapped her instead



  429. Serve Yo moma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes



  430. Serve Yo moma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat and her hair so short she poses as da mitchelin man



  431. Serve Yo moma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid, she skipped her period and went to see Dr Dre



  432. i_hate _cody's Momma Joke:

    do u have balls cause u dont act like it?



  433. i_hate _cody's Momma Joke:

    jena sux azz



  434. i_hate _cody's Momma Joke:

    jk jk



  435. racheal_nichole's Momma Joke:

    man yo momma so damn ugly dat she asked jesus to let her in and he said didnt u get the memo NO UGLY FAT PPL ALLOWED PLEASE DONT COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  436. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so so ugly she make a blind child cry



  437. wazupbitch's Momma Joke:

    bitches



  438. john cena's Momma Joke:

    you cant see me my time is now



  439. kane's Momma Joke:

    hi



  440. big mummaa's Momma Joke:

    yo mumma has more chins than a chinese phonebook



  441. Roger tav's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so wrinkled she has to screw on a hat



  442. matt's Momma Joke:

    your mamma face is so ugly it looks like yours



  443. matt's Momma Joke:

    matt was ear friday, 15 february 2008



  444. matt's Momma Joke:

    m



  445. matt's Momma Joke:

    a



  446. matt's Momma Joke:

    t



  447. matt's Momma Joke:

    t
    .



  448. matt's Momma Joke:

    0



  449. matt's Momma Joke:

    8



  450. WARRIOR OF HALO3's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she has only 2 buttons on tv remote ON AND OFF



  451. coltsluvr445's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old she knew Burger King when he was still the heir to the throne!



  452. poop's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat her nickname is lardo



  453. beaner's Momma Joke:

    kara-cole you racist WHORE don’t talk about mexicans like that

    go suck on your mommas gorrila titis wit you stupid micheal jackson lovin self

    you momma so fat u can see da stretchmarks on her jellyrolls from pluto

    yo momma iz so ugly and hairy that she made the part for CHEWBACCA at the star wars auditions

    yo momma so stupid that she tot the twin towers were dildos



  454. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mo,,a so fat that whenshe sat on walmart she lowered the prices



  455. Serve Yo Momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, nasty and stupid she was the original pick for king kong untill she dyed her hair.



  456. momma-sita's Momma Joke:

    this aint a yo mama joke…
    but your so ugly that when u were born yo momma looked at yo da and said “Dayum i shulda just given you head”



  457. .........'s Momma Joke:

    hahaha funi guys!!!



  458. Serve Yo Momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so think that when she farts in the bath she looks around and goes, Who making those buuuubbbles…….



  459. Serve Yo Momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly that if my DOG had a face like hers, id Shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards.



  460. swimgirl's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so stupid she thought that cheerios were donut seeds.



  461. branbran's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor she eats the grass outside



  462. Nick's Momma Joke:

    Your Mums So Old She Passed Her Driving Test On A Dinosaur



  463. Nick's Momma Joke:

    Your mums so ugly

    the last time she got some ass was when her fingers fell through the toilet roll



  464. zacefronlover's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat that she took up pages 41,42,43 in her school’s yearbook



  465. chivas's Momma Joke:

    america the soccer team sucks so much that when i looked up sucks in the dictionary it had americas soccer team



  466. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mooma is so fat that when she fell in love she brike it



  467. clayton's Momma Joke:

    can i lick your dick dad



  468. Serve Yo Momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so bloody stupid she drown in the shower



  469. Serve Yo Momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so nasty looking the first time she walked up to your daddy he called the pound thought he was about to be attacked by a stray MUTT.
    ( instead she raped him that where you came from)



  470. nina's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s teeth are so yellow i cant belive it’s not butter!



  471. Serve Yo Momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly when she was born her daddy thought he had a new puppy.



  472. SoraKilla215's Momma Joke:

    YO momma so Ugly she made an onion cry

    YO momma so ugly she makes maduza look hot

    YO momma so ugly she be lookin like Jt walter



  473. Serve Yo Momma's Momma Joke:

    Im o gay I make Michael Jackson Look UNbeleivably straight



  474. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    i got nothing bad to say about your mamma ,heck.her face say it all



  475. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so hairy the aonely langurge she speaks is workiey



  476. lalalala's Momma Joke:

    ur momma s sooo stupide she was like im stipod

    ur momma is sooo stupid dat when she wanted a pop she grabbed popcorn



  477. poo's Momma Joke:

    poo



  478. sha's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she made a onion cry justin timberlake a river



  479. vice's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she thought that a library was a taco shack



  480. monique's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so big and dumb she thought that antartica was her auntie



  481. monique's Momma Joke:

    08 run it so undercalssman bow down



  482. monique's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she put make-up on her head to make up her mind



  483. myspace.com/tagger213's Momma Joke:

    YO TEETH R SO CROKED THAT WHEN U SMIILE IT LOOKS U THROWN GANG SIGNS BURN



  484. pelon's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly micheal jackson said ”you need plastic surgery more than i do”!



  485. pelon's Momma Joke:

    you momma so dumb she never used a paddle ball correctly so she thought it was broken



  486. bobby's Momma Joke:

    your mommy is so stupid she put a batter up her but and said i got the power.



  487. bobby's Momma Joke:

    you stupid



  488. bobby's Momma Joke:

    bich



  489. bitch's Momma Joke:

    yo mooma so fat she looks like u



  490. bitch's Momma Joke:

    your mooma is so dumb she made a blonde look smart



  491. jksm's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she traded her car for gas money



  492. Baby"T"'s Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma So Fat When She Fell I Aint Laugh But The GROUND CRACKED UP!!!!!!!!!!!



  493. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s soooo ugly she looks beeter when she’s stoned



  494. cassi5222's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s soooo ugly she looks beeter when she’s stoned



  495. dj's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she made shamo look like a tade pole



  496. Hollaaaay's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she puts on a yellow coat people shout “taxi” !!!



  497. jesse's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she looked into the mirror and
    her reflection gave her the finger



  498. JIM's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO UGLY SHE THREW A BOOMERANG AND IT NEVER CAME BACK.



  499. cody von jokey's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she made and onion cry!



  500. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    im Gunna Shuve myy finngerss up your arsee



  501. Fatdiickk's Momma Joke:

    Sibioann iis so diirtyyy she makes an old indiian smell niice



  502. crystal and taylor's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she says your mom



  503. conejo's Momma Joke:

    you are so stuped you got hit by a parked car



  504. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma scrubs feet at the daycare



  505. Brittany's Momma Joke:

    Your Mom Is So Ugly Freddy Krugar Has Nightmares!



  506. atil's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat her pant size is uh uh Bitch lose some weight!



  507. k-hizzle's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly they renamed halloween yomommaween



  508. i forgot my name's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she has her own orbit



  509. i forgot my name's Momma Joke:

    suck my balls fat ass



  510. i forgot my name's Momma Joke:

    suck my ball fat ass
    with hot cream fudge



  511. dave's Momma Joke:

    i will suk dem balls hard
    withhot creamfudge



  512. Daniel Dodson's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid that she sold her car for gas money!



  513. shrek's Momma Joke:

    your mom so stuped she tryed to stell a free sample



  514. jackss's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a human vacume she sucks she blows and she is throun into the closet



  515. pimpsta's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma sooo ugly when she looks out the window she gets arresced for moning a copper



  516. killer's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she has to trick or treat over the phone



  517. Shanay-nay's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so nasty she be havin more crabs than Red Lobster



  518. Shanay-nay's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid she stuck a battery up her butt and started singin I GOT DA POWER!!!



  519. Shanay-nay's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat, last time she saw 90210 wuz on da scale



  520. Shanay-nay's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so poor i walked in her hous and asked where the bathoom wuz and she said ur in it



  521. Shanay-nay's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so dirty she be havin to pour salt water in her pants to keep her crabs fresh



  522. gabby's Momma Joke:

    umm
    i
    love
    jenna
    and
    yeah
    i hate jordan
    lol
    lol
    lol
    lol
    but she doesn’t
    oooooooh baby!
    lol



  523. gabby's Momma Joke:

    YOUR
    MOTHER:S



  524. JeNnA.C =]'s Momma Joke:

    lol
    i
    love
    you
    2
    gabby
    the thing about hating jordan lol. NOOOOOOO!.
    lol
    i cant belive he read this webstie lol.
    embarrasing lol



  525. gabby=]'s Momma Joke:

    yeah
    lol
    joel told me he kept looking at it
    for like a week
    bahahahaha
    ily babe.xxx



  526. JeNnA.C =]'s Momma Joke:

    hey.
    gabby and joel use r little buggers :P
    lol.
    but yer i sppose i love him but still.
    you are probaly annoying the crap outta him lol.
    i love you gabby :P
    omfg
    doug is retiring everyone its so unfair



  527. JeNnA.C =]'s Momma Joke:

    G orgeus!
    A ble to annoy people lol.
    B eutifuuuuuul.
    B um hole lol
    Y er she is awesome i love herrrrrrr. and some one else to =]



  528. jenna loves jordan's Momma Joke:

    i no a couple.
    they are 2 madd people



  529. gabby=]'s Momma Joke:

    JENNA!
    is a babe:)
    and i love her:)
    lol
    bffl.

    JOEL!
    hi i didn’t know you were gonna post them:)
    lol
    friday(Y)



  530. jenna loves jordan's Momma Joke:

    yep gabby frieday is gonna be rad times especially with too love birds.
    lol



  531. JeNnA.C =]'s Momma Joke:

    how did u find out about this website joel!!!!



  532. gabby:)'s Momma Joke:

    lol
    sureeee is=]



  533. jenna loves jordan's Momma Joke:

    lol i have my ways



  534. JeNnA.C =]'s Momma Joke:

    pfft.
    jordan is awesomeeee. :P
    thats all im gonna say cause he nos about this website now thnx to some person name JOEL! lol



  535. gabby:)'s Momma Joke:

    it was me who told him!!
    bahaha
    joel
    go
    on
    msn!



  536. jenna loves jordan's Momma Joke:

    cant sorry

    do u smell a couple in the air gabby??



  537. gabby:)'s Momma Joke:

    lol
    yeah
    suree do=]]



  538. jenna loves jordan's Momma Joke:

    lol jen and jordan by anychance?



  539. gabby:)'s Momma Joke:

    well i can smell jordan from832784783472758278574867 mles away
    lol
    but yeah
    good couple:)
    (L)



  540. gabby:)'s Momma Joke:

    miles*
    lol



  541. Willskeeper's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so fat, when she jumped up in the air, she got stuck



  542. baby girl's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat people think u look like twins.



  543. gabby:)'s Momma Joke:

    omg
    omg
    i hate _____________ becoz now i can’t see jordan!
    lol



  544. jenna loves jordan's Momma Joke:

    i love jordannnnnnnn. =]
    JOel loves douggggg.
    and gabby ,loves nathan bahahahahahaha!!



  545. JeNnA.C =]'s Momma Joke:

    i love jordannnn.
    joel loves douggg. BAHAHA!
    and gabby well sorry gabby but you love nathannn! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



  546. jenna loves jordan's Momma Joke:

    guess who i was being lol



  547. JeNnA.C =]'s Momma Joke:

    shut up joel
    bahahahaha
    you admitted you love doug
    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA always new it =]



  548. jenna loves jordan's Momma Joke:

    and you admitted you love jordan



  549. JeNnA.C =]'s Momma Joke:

    pfft.
    this hole website is about me liking jordan lol



  550. jenna loves jordan's Momma Joke:

    lol true true so very true.
    wat u wrote about on your myspace about jordan is toips lol.(Y)



  551. JeNnA.C =]'s Momma Joke:

    bahahaha
    yes it is



  552. jenna loves jordan's Momma Joke:

    dont you wish he liked you back (although he probaly does)



  553. JeNnA.C =]'s Momma Joke:

    another stupid quesion asked from joel…….. lol.
    wats with you nd stupid questionsss.



  554. jenna loves jordan's Momma Joke:

    i love them like you love jordan.
    we ewre ment to be lol once again like you and jordan lol



  555. JeNnA.C =]'s Momma Joke:

    lol/



  556. jenna loves jordan's Momma Joke:

    so you lovee jordan?



  557. jenna loves jordan's Momma Joke:

    der of course please dont tell him about this website joel lol.
    i think he forgets wat its called =]



  558. jenna loves jordan's Momma Joke:

    is that wat ur going to say???



  559. JeNnA.C =]'s Momma Joke:

    lol exaactly wat i was going to say



  560. jenna loves jordan's Momma Joke:

    only if you write a hole comment about jordan saying you love him



  561. jenna loves jordan's Momma Joke:

    happy yes im happy cant wait to show jordan lol



  562. JeNnA.C =]'s Momma Joke:

    joel you hole :@ lol



  563. gabby:)'s Momma Joke:

    ohhhk
    use two
    i didn’t get that use were writing on this page
    lol
    bahahaha 54(Y)
    friday(Y)(Y)(Y)



  564. jenna loves jordan's Momma Joke:

    lol yes and friday is going to be awesome lets play questions :D lol
    jen u r a bloody fast swimmer. and you love jordan. if you didnmt already no and about playing questiosn. lol whos in?



  565. jenna loves jordan's Momma Joke:

    jen say somthing random first random thing you think of wen i say gemini



  566. JeNnA.C =]'s Momma Joke:

    jordan =]
    bffl xx.



  567. jenna loves jordan's Momma Joke:

    when i say jordan wat one do you think of first lol.



  568. JeNnA.C =]'s Momma Joke:

    w.

    my bestie =]



  569. jenna loves jordan's Momma Joke:

    more thasn a bestie? lol



  570. JeNnA.C =]'s Momma Joke:

    lol i wish
    please dont show him this lol;



  571. jenna loves jordan's Momma Joke:

    to bad jenna its for your own good mayb he feels the same way =]



  572. JeNnA.C =]'s Momma Joke:

    once again i wish lol.
    PLZ JOEL DONT!!!!!!

    xx.



  573. jenna loves jordan's Momma Joke:

    do u miss him lol?



  574. JeNnA.C =]'s Momma Joke:

    of course i do!!!!.
    we are bsties for lifeeee.
    im gonna miss him forever (well until next year lol =])
    me and jordan curran (in my class) yer well he nos like everything about him.
    cause i talk aboutnhow they much the same.
    but jordan.w will always be better cause he is my bessstieeeee :D ay jordan?
    lol hopefully you wont answer that cause you wont find out about the site again lol.



  575. gabby:)'s Momma Joke:

    jenna i think you actually want jordan to see this
    you are going on about it enuff!
    lol
    ilyxxxxxxxx



  576. gabby:)'s Momma Joke:

    lol
    i am ur bestie you bitch!
    omg
    i amsoo pissed off right now!
    how could you say that?
    :0 i feel soo unloved..
    lol
    ily.xxxxx



  577. JeNnA.C =]'s Momma Joke:

    lol
    .



  578. JeNnA.C =]'s Momma Joke:

    and noooooooooo!!
    im trying to make sure he dosent see it thats why im bringing it up!! lol
    idiot



  579. gabby:)'s Momma Joke:

    sure sure jenna
    you WANT him to see!
    i know you do
    lol
    i can tell:)
    ilyxxxxx



  580. JeNnA.C =]'s Momma Joke:

    yes i am that sort of person joel.lol



  581. JeNnA.C =]'s Momma Joke:

    and jordan to but more importantly me LOL>



  582. gabby:)'s Momma Joke:

    agreed.



  583. gabby:)'s Momma Joke:

    with joel



  584. JeNnA.C =]'s Momma Joke:

    yes jordan 2.
    but more importantly me :D:D:D:D:D:D:D



  585. JeNnA.C =]'s Momma Joke:

    oops did i send that twice =]



  586. jenna loves jordan's Momma Joke:

    lol to gabby
    and bahahah yes to jen



  587. jenna loves jordan's Momma Joke:

    jordans an awesome man you no jenna



  588. JeNnA.C =]'s Momma Joke:

    lol hes not a man hes a dudeeeeeeeeeee:P
    yer hes pretty kool.



  589. jenna loves jordan's Momma Joke:

    yep
    thats why you to make a perfect couple but ill drop that cause hess gonaa read this lol.,



  590. JeNnA.C =]'s Momma Joke:

    noooooooooooo pleaseeeeeeeeee. hesssss notttt gonnna seeeeeeee lol. PLZZZZZZZZ>.>.>.>.>>>>>>lol



  591. CAROLINA's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE GOS TO THE TOILET SHE NEEDS TO HAVE A QUICK BATH BEFORE IT VAPORAUTES



  592. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    im fat



  593. BRANDON's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO SHORT, SHE DID A SUICIDE JUMP OFF A CURB.



  594. Nice guy's Momma Joke:

    Your mother is so nice, she helped a homeless man when he was in the street at night. Yo doggies.



  595. Nice guy's Momma Joke:

    Your mother is so caring, when I fell fom the old maple tree she kissed my boo-boo. Oh.



  596. turkadur's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so stupid she could only be your mama!



  597. chaz's Momma Joke:

    suck ya mom and suck ya moms moms moms if shes still alive



  598. bigbaby's Momma Joke:

    yo mama fat she fills the bath up then turns on the water



  599. killer's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat shes in 2020



  600. killer's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat shes hairyer then a monkey



  601. killer's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so fat shes a man



  602. killer 2's Momma Joke:

    everyone that is a girl is a bitch



  603. killer 2's Momma Joke:

    jordin is a bitch



  604. Suckadonkeyweiner13's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is like a vacum cleaner, She sucks and blows and gets layed in the closet:)



  605. Suckadonkeyweiner13's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat that……..what else do you need to know?
    Justin….YOUR GAY!



  606. Suckadonkeyweiner13's Momma Joke:

    SHUT UP YOU GUYS!



  607. suckadonkeyweiner13's Momma Joke:

    AT LEAST IM SAFE INSIDE MY MIND…………….????



  608. suckadonkeyweiner13's Momma Joke:

    IM A GANGSTER, I DRIVE A COOL CAR……BIOTCH SUCK ON MY WEINER!
    J/K
    Bye….Yur dad said i have to go jshsjcddhusiacdhsuacdduisacdi, cdhusihdusa…..hcduisahcidusnjdsacnjdlckdscduiehwhdfusa!hahahahha…
    do u understand me?sgygdsyudosa?



  609. yo moma ugly fool's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb i saw her kicking a can asked ha wut she was doin n she said moving lol

    yo momma so dumb i asked her to dial 9-1-1 and she died cuz she couldnt find the 11 in 911

    yo moma so stupid she sold her car 2 pay 4 gas money

    wut now i know dey old but when i use dem ppl shut up



  610. tomsta's Momma Joke:

    fdfdgfgfjhgfjg



  611. Big Dave's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she was the only one who got a tan at the beach



  612. Big Dave's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that her neck rolls look like a hot dog package



  613. Big Dave's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat they had to ask are you wearing pants



  614. Big Dave's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she makes blind kids cry



  615. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shootout!!!



  616. lauren's Momma Joke:

    yo mama and a toliet is just alike fat round and full of shit!



  617. Emily01's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so fat ur gay!

    IF YOU READ THIS UR GAY!

    ur momma so fat that she filled the bathtub up and turned the water on

    ur momma so fat that ur retarded

    ur momma like a doorknob…..everybody gets a turn



  618. Emily01's Momma Joke:

    Hey, why dont you go suck a fat one……suck someone elses other than yo momma’s!
    ih yeah, yo momma called and said she’s havin’ ur baby!
    ur momma so fat that when she walks in highheels,she strikes oil !
    yo momma’s feet soooo big that when she walks ppl think that bigfoot was there



  619. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    UR MOM IS SO GAY SHE MADE MICHAEL JAKSON STRAIT



  620. VICTOR DE LEON's Momma Joke:

    UR MOM IS SO GAY IT MADE MICHAEL JACKSON STRAIT



  621. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she thought i 75 was a slip n slide



  622. super shorty's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly the boomerang never came back!



  623. super shorty's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she made a mime scream for help



  624. super shorty's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly they renamed halloween “yomommaween”



  625. Emily01's Momma Joke:

    ZACH HUGHES AND CHRIS JOHNSON ARE MY BEST GUY FRIENDS!
    UNFORTUNATELY, THEY ONLY LIKE GUYS!
    SORRY TO ALL YOU GURLS THAT KNOW THEM OR LIKE THEM CAUSE’ THEY ARE FREAKIN’ GAY!



  626. Emily01's Momma Joke:

    ZACH IF U EVR READ THIS U R A FRIKIN’ IDIOT…….
    YOU DONT HAV TO READ THIS TO KNOW THAT U ARE A FRIKIN’
    IDIOT!
    J/K UR MY BEST GUY FRIEND……I DONT NO Y..BUT U R!



  627. Emily01's Momma Joke:

    CHRIS,
    WUT CAN I SAY ABOUT U OTHR THAN U BEING A
    FRIKIN’ PAIN IN THE BUTT! I REALLY CANT COMPLAIN
    ABOUT IT……UR MY FRIEND AND WE ARGUE AND
    WE ALWAYS SAY STUFF TO EACHOTHR THAT R MEAN!



  628. Ashley.'s Momma Joke:

    There was a man that went toda bar and he ask for a sandwhich and a joint and the man said we dont sale shit like that around here try the one down the street about 15 mins later he came back and ask for a joint and a sandwhich and the bartender said i told you we dont sale that shit around here if you come back asking for that ill hit you with a stick so about a hour later the man came back and ask the bartender if he had a stick he said no so the man looked around and looked back at the bartender amd asked if he had a sandwich and a joint



  629. yomomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she tripped over a chordlessphone



  630. tony hawk's Momma Joke:

    suck my dick



  631. da gurl's Momma Joke:

    all of yall mommas are U-G-L-Y



  632. 50 CENT's Momma Joke:

    YEA SHE’S RIGHT



  633. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat wen she stepped on a skell it said to be continued



  634. jdizzle's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her butt and said i got the power



  635. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so black that when she jumps in the swimming pool the life guard shouted out oil spill.



  636. jesus "im back"'s Momma Joke:

    your mamas so fat that when she gave me a blowjob she thought it was a sausage covered in salad cream



  637. McPlayer's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that she got 8 layers of skin



  638. playboy7's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she used the school as a bed.



  639. THE KAT's Momma Joke:

    YO MUMMA SO STUPID SHE HAS TEN FINGER’S ON ONE HAND



  640. Momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so fat that when she was jogging down the street she had to wear an “Over-size” sign on the back of her.

    Why go to China when you’ve got the great wall right here?

    Did you know yo momma is adopted? The whales put her up because she didn’t fit in the ocean.

    Yo momma is so fat she went to go get a water bed so they just put a blanket over the pacific ocean.



  641. cheese puffs's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so hairy that when u cam out u got a carpet rash



  642. Stillyotex's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so ugly when her parents had her her mum said what a treasure and ur dad said yeah lets bury it



  643. nobody's Momma Joke:

    hey gay peoples i rok u suk hairy monkey balls



  644. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so old she farted and dust came out



  645. lonelyworld781's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so ugly she got 30 teeth, 2 in her mouth and 28 in her pocket



  646. lonelyworld781's Momma Joke:

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  647. lonelyworld781's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat i told her NOT TO POST SPAM MAIL AND THE BITCH WENT AND GOT SOME BREAD AND SAID “CAN I SPREAD IT “



  648. lonelyworld781's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMAS SO BLACK , SHE JUMPED IN THE JACUZZI AND IT TURNED INTO TEA ….



  649. luke young's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so sexy when i wank up your mum she piss her self with dales white cum



  650. your mum's Momma Joke:

    your mum is so stupid for giving birth to u!!!!



  651. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mums head is so small when she got a her eyes pierced she died



  652. richz's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so black i shot at her in the dark and the bullet came back and said i cant find the bitch



  653. zo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupis your stupid



  654. DXBoy2216's Momma Joke:

    Ya momma so ugly,when i told her 2 go screw herself,I caught her in a alley with Michel Jackson.



  655. Pat Peters's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is a plumber best dreem she loose as a lekey piap and has own two



  656. bob's Momma Joke:

    nok nok,hos ther,your mom,your mom ho,your mom’s big fat ass



  657. bob's Momma Joke:

    I hate you becuas I can



  658. not your momma joke's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she set on a rainbow and skittles started poppin out



  659. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when she lays down she looks like a new mountain



  660. jjjn;'s Momma Joke:

    ljhgvyiuk;l’.l,mkjngvfduioliyjkmnncxggfgiytiytde8hggiuytyttyigfiytfyytf79ff



  661. Bin Laden's Momma Joke:

    yo mumma so poor. people in Africa raise money for food and water for her

    4/5/2008



  662. timmy's Momma Joke:

    im gay nd i like ****



  663. timmy's Momma Joke:

    my number is 3813414



  664. timmy's Momma Joke:

    nd yo momma is so nasty that she like a door knob evry 1 gets a turn



  665. badman mc's Momma Joke:

    YO MUMMA SO FAT…

    she ate all of your friends and was still hungry ( get it shes fat and shes hungry so she ate people cos she couldnt find food cos yo mummas stupid LOL.)

    ehehehehhehe



  666. taytay's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOMMA SO STUPID SHE TRIED PUTTING M&Ms IN ALPHEBETICAL ORDER!!!



  667. DA_GURL's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SO DUMB WHEN SHE WENT 2 DA MOVIES 2 GO SEE A NC-17 MOVIE SHE WENT HOME AND GOT 16 FREINDS



  668. dat-kid-lewiz's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama so stupid
    I told her drinks were on the house…so she went and got a ladder…



  669. GAY!'s Momma Joke:

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  670. mommas r us's Momma Joke:

    wot the fake are you goin on about none of these are true i cant believe you would think these are true my mother is perfect how can you offend her you absolut mergemail go flag yourself.
    !



  671. my momma's Momma Joke:

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  673. mommas r us's Momma Joke:

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  674. my momma's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat i cant even think of a joke



  675. balls licker127's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat, her pants size is bitch lose some weight!



  676. stright gangsta's Momma Joke:

    u moma is soo poor i saw her kickin a can down a street i walked over and i told her wat she was doin she said moving



  677. stright gangsta's Momma Joke:

    ur momaz soo fat when she steped on a scale it said i want ur wight not ur phone number



  678. stright gangsta's Momma Joke:

    ur momz soo short she played hand ball on a cerve



  679. stright gangsta's Momma Joke:

    ur momz soo ulgy when she walked in a hunted house she camr out wit a job appication



  680. junior123's Momma Joke:

    your dog so old he farts out dust



  681. yo momma so skinny's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so skinny she booked a flight on a paper airplane from Baltimore
    to mars.



  682. yo momma so fat's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat her cereal bowl comes with 6 life guards.



  683. yo momma so dumb's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dum she though she spelled hannah backwards.



  684. yo momma so fat's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat and dumb she couldn’t choose between a chicken wing or a chicken wing. and after the 6th hour she chose the chicken wing. Lol



  685. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she thought she spelled racecar backwards.



  686. How old is your mom (^_^)'s Momma Joke:

    your mom and girlfriend are like calculators me + your girl +your mom=3sum



  687. board's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she made a onion cry



  688. board's Momma Joke:

    yo momz so fat/dumd she was watching the news one day & he said it was gonna be chilly outside,YO momma grabbed a bowl & spoon & said
    ‘ I WANT CHILLY !!!!!! “



  689. board's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SOOOOOOOOOO STUPID she was sitting on the T. V.
    watching the couch!!



  690. Im your mom.'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat that her underwear size is triple digits.



  691. YoMommaSoPoor's Momma Joke:

    YoMommaSoPoor?SheTookAforkToASuperBowl



  692. Yo momma so dumb's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb she thought condoleezza rice was a mexican side dish.



  693. Yo momma so ugly's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly cover girl made a product for her called “RUN FOR COVER GIRL”.



  694. Yo momma so dumb's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb she put a curtain on her computer talkin bout’ her computer has windows.



  695. Yo momma so dirty's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dirty when I went into her house, two roaches tried to trip me and a mouse tried to steal my wallet.



  696. Yo momma so old's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the last supper .



  697. Yo momma so old's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old she used to gang bang with the hebrews.



  698. Yo momma so fat's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat I have to take a bus a cab and a train just to get on her good side.



  699. Yo momma so fat's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she walked into the gap and filled it.



  700. Yo momma so fat's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she works hard she sweats crisco.



  701. Yo momma so fat's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so fat, she ain’t on a diet, she’s on a Triet - She’s all like - “Whatever yo eating … I’ll try it!”



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  703. gaydom's Momma Joke:

    ^^
    gay



  704. mommas r us's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma just fat and ugly… no joke!



  705. cheesemaster's Momma Joke:

    I like cheesy feet



  706. gaydom's Momma Joke:

    ^^
    gay.



  707. Yo momma so stupid's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s so stupid she asked me what comes
    after x in the alphabet , I said y and she said becauseI want to know



  708. Yo momma so stupid's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you’d get back change.



  709. Yo momma so stupid's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid I told her the drinks were on the house, she went and got a ladder.



  710. Yo momma so stupid's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on, I said “Guess”, and she said “uh, Levi’s?”.



  711. bob's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so black she drinks water and spits coffee.



  712. bob's Momma Joke:

    sorry thats suppose to be “pees” coffee. (oops, my bad. /:0P)



  713. bob's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she fell off the ugly tree in Heaven and hit EVERY SINGLE branch on the way back down to Earth.



  714. Can't Top this's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, when she wore a red dress people mistook her for the kool-aid guy. OH YEAH



  715. Yo momma so stupid's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so stupid, she asked me what yield meant. I said “Slow down” and she said “What… does…. yield… mean?”



  716. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so dumb, she tried to M&M’s in alphabetical order



  717. Your mamas so ugly they press her face into the dough when making monster cookies!'s Momma Joke:

    Elmo



  718. Your mamas so ugly they press her face into the dough when making monster cookies!'s Momma Joke:

    Munkeybutt



  719. xo_JENna_xo's Momma Joke:

    omg im so pissed
    me and gabby used to own pages 21&22 now they just HAD to fit more on the page now we only rule 21 :(



  720. gabbbbby's Momma Joke:

    cammy is gay



  721. xo_JENna_xo's Momma Joke:

    no hes not.
    he is madddd shizzzz.
    thats it your on the track for me loving him more then u
    if thats the way u wanna be about it bitch!! :@



  722. gabbbbby's Momma Joke:

    :(
    ok you go love him then



  723. xo_JENna_xo's Momma Joke:

    u luv nathan



  724. gabbbbby's Momma Joke:

    hahahaha no.
    beth loves nic
    hahahahahhahahahaha
    love you baby.xxxx



  725. xo_JENna_xo's Momma Joke:

    bahahahahahahaha
    lol
    agreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed.
    some people are really gay ill tell you that



  726. gabbbbby's Momma Joke:

    some people like whooooooo?



  727. xo_JENna_xo's Momma Joke:

    the list could go on forever
    JENNA
    LOVE YOU!!



  728. xo_JENna_xo's Momma Joke:

    lol
    you will tell her :P



  729. lauren's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat



  730. lauren's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so old she goes into an antueqiee shop and they bi her/!!
    hahahahahaha im gay



  731. lauren's Momma Joke:

    i lovee your mum babe



  732. D-SKILLZ's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so fat when the captain so her he said Land Ahoy



  733. SAM's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SO STUPID WHEN SHE WENT ON THE STUPID CONTEST THEY SAID SORRY NO PROFESSIONALS



  734. SAM's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WENT TO A EATING CONTEST THEY SAID SORRY ITS ALL GONE



  735. SAM's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WENT TO CHINA THEY SAID GOZILA



  736. SAMALAMA's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED IN THE POOL THERE WAS NO WATER LEFT



  737. SAMALAMA's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SO FAT WHEN THEY SHOT A BUZUCA AT HER IT BOUNCED OFF



  738. sam's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she studid for a drug test



  739. sam's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she put a sign on her shop saying sorry were open



  740. yomammais13's Momma Joke:

    yomomma is so fat the last time she went bungee jumpin she went straight to HELL!