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yo momma is so hairy she got afros on her nipples
you momma so fat when she brings her pants to the dry cleaners they say we dont wash certains
yo mamma so fat she got babtise in the sea
yo mamma so short she dose back flips under her bed
yo mamma skini she dose pushups under the door
yo mamma under arms so hairy looks like she is giveing kingkong a headlock
yo mamma so fat she makes free willy look like a gold fish
u ugly basterd
it is 2008 losers
triple H rocks
your momma is so short that she has to hold up a sign saying,”don’t spit i can’t swim!!!!”
yo momma is so poor she found a penny and said I’m Rich!
yo momma is so old I told her to play her own age and she died.
yo mommma is so dumb she tried to throw a rock at the ground and missed.
Ya Mamma soooooo ugly, she put a phone in her butt cuz she wanted a booty call
yo mommas so dumb she gave birth to you
yo mommas so cheap she went to the dollar store and said, “It’s too expensive”
guitar hero 3 is so fun
yo momma’s having a pary in ha mouth
and evrybdy ‘cummin’
tell me why yo momma so old dat
she went to da antique shop
and ppl thought she was on sell
tell me why yo momma
so tall dat
she did a backflip
and kicked Jesus in da mouth
yo momma missin a finger
and cant cout pass nine
yo momma qot tangled in da codless phone
yo momma
nickname is Rambo
yo momma twice
da man u r
yo momma always in
a bad mood da
mickie dees she
work for dont even sell
happymeals
Yo mama arms are so short she qotta
to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
tell me why yo momma was born wit no ass
but da bitch always sayin “i aint gon take
no shit”
yo momma mouth
so big she speak in surround sound
tell me why yo momma so fat
dat when she breathe it sound
like she takin a shit
why yo momma so old dat wen
she was a kid
rainbows was black and white
yo momma head so
small dat she qot
ha ear pierced and
died
yo momma qot 1 leg and a bike
yo momma fell off da family tree
yo momma bald and got a part
yo momma has a glass eye wit a fish in it
i quit!!!
i only qot 2 of dem jokes from da
web
yo momma mouth
so big she speak in surround sound
&
yo momma
nickname(middle) is Rambo
idk who rambo is…lol
ur mamma iz so dum she heard the door bell and ran 2 the microwave
ur mum iz so dum she climbed over a glass wall 2 see wat was on the other side
cody-collin
All Yall Mommas are so dumb, they got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
Yo mommas so fat, she baths in barbeque sauce.
these r clas jokes
Yo Momma ass is so hairy it look like Don KIng is gon pop out and say only in America
yo momma is like a bowlin ball
she getz 3 fingers
thrown in the gutter
and da bitch cums back for more!!!!!
i hate u justine
yo momma is so stupid,she puts stuff on this website about herself.
its yo mamma
Your momma is so fat she stepped on a wieght scale and it showed her phone nuber.
Your momma is so ugly she makes michael jackson look like the hottest man on earth.
your momma is so ugly that when she went to a stripper place they threw money at her so she can get off.
your momma is so ugly that when she went to a stripper place they gave her money to put her clothes back on.
That must be your momma.
yo face
i smell like a fruit cake… and i like to suck some ****. And i go out with lakell
Yo mama is so stupid that she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!!!!!!!!!!!
sorry, my momma is the DUMB ONE hehe i scared of yall peeps im sorry im gay
Blairs mom is so fat she is just fat
yo mamma is so old looks like father time kicked her ass starting from the tens and ended up in the thousends.
yo mamma is so fat you wouled have to have a pareishoot just to get off.
Yo Momma so ugly that when she was born her mom named her shit happens.
Yo Momma so ugly that her birth certificut is an appoligy letter from the condom factory.
yo mamma is so fat when she went to outer space they thought she was aplanet
yo momma is so fat that she used mexico and the middle east like a blanket
If you are looking for a skiing vacation or an underwater adventure amidst sun and golden sands, or else on steep cliffs of thick forests, we have it all.
yo mamma so stupid she said hgsdgvdebnv bhvb vbzjn bxjb b jb bvbhfhfhfhfhfh
yo momma so gay she bang your mom up the qqqqqquuuuuuueeeeeeeeeffffffffffff hole
yo mamma so ulgy that she looked at the mirror it came off the wall smaked her in the face and then said what the hell is your problem
the gayest dude ever is BRANDON HENSCH
his brother is BRIAM HENSCH
YOUR MOM SAID THAT TO ME LAST NIGHT
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hunter talks so much he is so annoyin i nd nobody else can stand him he is the one who was talkin bout brandon h nd he gots no room to talk so he needs to shut his mouth
yo momma eats so many dicks she chokes on piss
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ur mom is so stupid she tried to smoke crack wit her butttttttthole
ur mom is so stupid she tried to smoke crack wit her butttttttthole
hello who is this posting all these innapropriate comments? if you do not stop i will kick you off my website and get the cops!!!!!!
NO JUST NO
NOT EVEN ON WEDNESDAYS
Yo mama so fat she can’t even jump to da conclusion
yo momma so short she had to use a sticky hand to grab the toilit paper
yo mommma so bald when she got in the shower she became brainwashed
stop posting these inapropriate coments!!!!!
scared u huh.
Yo momma is so fat, when she ran away they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton.
yo momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 it was on a scale.
There are 3 things you can see from space
great wall of china
great barrier reff
AND YO MOMMA
jnhih
Yo momma is so ugly that rice crispies wont even talk to her!
hahahahaha
yo momma so dumb she sat on the tv looking at chair
all ya b***hes
JO MAMMA SO OLD SHE SAT BEHIND JESUS IN 3D CLASS
Yo momma so fat, that when she sat next to somone in class, she sat next to EVERYBODY
Yo momma is like a brick- flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans
Yo momma so ugly, when she rubbed a lamp, the genie came out, took one look at yo momma, and said “I quit”
Yo momma is such a ho, the only reason she wear underwear is to keep her ankles warm.
GOD! I am back and I don’t like what I see. I have officially claimed this website stupid and i will NEVER come back again! Bye people. Here’s my last joke. All of yalls mamas r soooooooooooo stupid she thought dat dis website was still a fun place to go to!
eat me
yo mamma so ugly she gave herself a bj
your mama is soooooo dumb when i said suck my dick she did ,when we were in the club ”tryin to stop suckin dick club”… hahaha suck my dick
Your momma is so stupid she cut off one of her fingures because she could only count to 9.
Your momma is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store… when the cops found her and she had died of starvation.
yo momma just like a big mac full of fat and worthn one dollar!!!
Your momma’s so fat even Naruto doesn’t believe it!!!!
yo mama is so hairy that king kong got jealous
yo yo yo
yo momma is so dirrrty that when she had phone sex with her ex hubby on the phone, he died of aids the next day.
yo momma is so fattt that when will.i.am ask ur momma where she got her body from, she says she got it from mcspicy, popcorn chicken, cheese fries, mutton stew..
yo moma so ugly, then naruto had to use his nine taild power to look at her whith out dieing
yo momma so fat then when chogi saw her he stop eatig chips
yo momma is so fat and ugly when she went outside everyone ran away yelling “SOLAR ECLIPSE!!!!”
yo momma so short she has to use a sticky hand to open the car door
yo momma is so stupid she put a dime in a 25 cent gumball machine
yo momma is so old when she breast feed it’s like powder
yo momma so stupid she thought 2+2 was 5001
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im not playin with all you little kids! this site is for momma jokes and that only! so you little annoyin kids need to cut the crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
naw
yo momma s fat when she fell it looked like she was still standing
u’r a fat lard u neef to stop acting like the management
Your mommas soo fat that she got on a rollercoaster and the tracks fell
Your mommas so stupid that she think she got beer poisoning from root beer.
yo momma so stupid she got drunk from root beer
Your mommas so stupid that she was arrested. Why? She was a blonde caught thinking.
yo momma so weird she eats maccoroni and cheese with chocolate syrup
Your mommas so stupid, she thought that carnival worker stood for clown managers.
Your mommas so stupid she needs directions to get to MapQuest
yo momma so dumb she asked a retard for directions to the city
no
Your mommas so stupid that she thought Baghdad was a company for sack fathers.
WHATEVER
Your mommas so fat that she was nicknamed “Lard-a-doodle Master” in high school
yo mama is so fat shes the reason the stock market crashed
yo mama so poor she cant afford to pay attention
yo mama is so fat the doctor perscribed anerexia
yo mama is so stupid she thought MedWatch was a TV show
your momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck
hav u eva been in a fun house at the carnival Yo momma is a bit like one of dem bit fat ugly and u can ride her all day 4 a dollar
YO MAMMA FAT SHE SAT ON THA RAINBOW AND SKITTLES CAME OUT…HAHAHA
Yo momma so fat that even her tongue got stretch-marks
Your mom is so dumb, she needs a string to get to work and back.
Your mommas so short she needs a ladder to get to the kiddie stool
Your mommas so fat she used the moon as a spitball.
Your mommas so stupid she went to elementary school and the teacher said, “Jennifer, If 2=X and X+3 is five, whats 3+X?” You know what she said? “THIS IS THE HARDEST PROBLEM IN MY LIFE!”
Your mommas so dumb that she went to college. Didn’t get an education though.
Your mommas so dumb that she went to college. Didn’t get an education though.
Your mommas so dumb that she went to college. Didn’t get an education though.
Yo mommas soooo nasty she had sex with big bird and gave him the bird flew…..
Your mommas so dumb shes dumb. Original
Your mommas so hairy, she makes Donkey Kong look like a hairball
yo mama sooooooo fat she jumped in a pool and the water jumped out and said i’ll wait my turn
yo momma so fat, she walked pass my tv and i missed 3 movies….
If you don’t now what sex position is to make ugly babies go ask your mom
yo mamma so blick, when she was at registration at 10:00pm for the parents evening, she was marked absense
yo momma so dum i told her we should go practice safe sex…..then she went and grabbed some knee-pads
yo momma sooo dum she told me that she took a spoon to the superbowl
Yo momma is like a freezer,everyone sticks their meat in her.
Yo momma like a bowling ball,she’s picked up,fingered,and thrown in the gutter.
Yo momma so old she ran track with the dinosaurs
Yo momma so old when she went to school there was no history class.
Yo momma is so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.
Yo momma is so stupid she studied for a drug test.
Yo momma is fat when she passed in front of my t.v. i missed the whole season of football.
Yo momma is so fat when she turned around everyone threw here a welcome back party.
Yo momma is so stupid she ordered her sushi well done.
Yo momma is so ugly she didnt get hit with the ugly stick,she got hit with the ugly log.
Yo momma is so stupid she tried to put the M&M’s in alphabetical order.
Yo momma is so stupid she got stabbed in a shootout.
Yo momma is so fat when she was walking down the street in a red dress kids yelled,”Hey kool aid.”
yo mamma is sooooo fat it took the speed of light 2 days to go around!
Your momma soo stupid she tripped over a CORDLESS phone! lol
Your momma so fat her cereal bowl got life requirements
Yo mama is so ugly, she turned maduusa to stone
yo mamma so fat she sat in monster truck and it looked like a low rider
yo mamma so skinny she inspires crack whores to diet
Yo mamma is so poor i walked in the front door and feel out the back
yo mamma so fat she sweats butter and syrup now she has a ful time job at i hop swiping pancakes across her head
I LOVE JEREMY PHILLIPS
I HATE DAVID MANLY lol j/k hes awsome i love him
I LOVE DANA SIMMONS
yo mamma so fat she is broke back mountain
I would just like to say that i love girls and that i just want everyone to know this! and i would love to get with this beautiful girl named Sherri Collins she goes to my school!
Why is your momma fat?
omg i just got my phone taken away from me by coach nash
boohoo lol
your mama so poor i went to her house and asked her waht er were having for diner? She put her foot on the table and said corn chips
Omg! i really like this guy at my school and i don’t know what to do!
yo momma so old even her breast milk expired….
yo momma so old she got a love letter from Fredrick Douglas……
yo momz is so ugly, that X-Zibit had thought of a new show called ‘Pimp My Face’
yo mommaz ass is ssooo hairy, it played that wookey in Star Warz…aaaaarrrrr…..aaaaarrrrr…..aaaaarrrrr…..aaaaarrrr…..
yo momma is so poor, the bloody wedding cake was made out of corn-bread
Yo dushbags suck at this! Now here’s something to laugh about. Yo mama so fat she asked you losers what diet you used!
Your mommas so skinny she fell in a crack and ended up in China
Heres a long joke
One time there was this man named Jim right? Jim was a hard working man and had 3 children and his wife. One day a bum came up to him and asked “Yoou haazz a biieer?” Jim said no and went home. When he got home he looked on his doorstep and saw the same bum. “Yoou haazz a biieer?” Jim said no and walked into his house. He fixed himself dinner, ate, and wanted to have sex with his wife. He put his condom on, got naked, and got in bed. There, the same bum sat in bed with him. “Yoou haazz a biieer?”
Your mommas so stupid she wrapped herself in silly putty and got stuck
man marci is so fat when she walks i get a boner from the vibrations
Jeff is a bastard
yo mamma is so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing “we are family”.
yo mama s so fat when she puts on a yellow rain coat people stop her as a taxi
yo mamma so fat she make free willy look like a tic tac
Yo mamma so fishy she da owner of yo sushi
you guys…….tell yo momz dat she shud try and go bra-less, so her boobz can pull da wrinklez down from her face!!!!!
yo momma so fat she got tatooed with a spear-gun
yo mommaz feet are so ruf it can grip ice!!!!
man i gotah give it to yo momma she a real patriotic ho, man she would have srewed more soldiers then President BUSH!!!!!!!
yo mommaz so blind even her thotz r blurry…..
you momma so fat she had to put her belt on wit a
boomarang
you momma so fat her belt is a jump rope
YO MOMMA IS SOO SMALL SHE NEEDED TO PARASHOOT OFF DA CURB………!!!! 2K8 RULES MANN.,…..!!
Yo momma so damn gay, she makes Micheal Jackson look like a normal MAN!!!
yo mamma so stupi when you were born she saw the unbilicle cord, turned to daddy and said look it comes with cables
yo momma so stupid she thinks 1+1=11
yo momma is so stupid that she took a ladder to the giants game!
yo momma so stupid when you came out yo momma looked at yo daddy and then looked at your umbellical cord and said look honey we got cable…
lol u know its funny so laugh
yo momma so fat when she sat down the earth collapsed…
lol
yo mama like a race car she burns four rubbers a day
ur momma is so fat that when it rains and puts her raincoat on and goes outside people start callin taxi
ur so ugly when ur mom drops u off at skool they give her a ticket 4 littering!
yo mom is like a race, she burns 7 rubbers an hour
yo mamas so dumb she makes agbby franks look smart
luv u gabby
yo mammas so desperate she is going out with nathan!!!!!!!!!!!
Gabby&Chels&Jordan LUV U!
jenna wants 2 b a mumma 2 jordanskid!!
lol:)
well this is not a yo mama joke but
these following people i love WAY to mucch
Gabby,Chels,Jordan,Cammy………
u guys r the reason i smile
my life wuld be so retarded without you
i wanna hug u for internity
cammy no matter wat i will meet u if it means killing myself XOXO
i love u all soooooooo mcuhh
Jenna is cooler than yo mama!
jenna makes my world go round
we r tighter than yo mammas shirt!
I love jenna
she is an awsum friend
she is awsum at bball
and netball
i luv her for she is ma
hot
bitch
4
liffeee!!!!
ilyxxxxx
Hey its me again (Jenna)
ill tell u bout myself i love jordan wilton heaps!!!!!!!
gabby is the reason i wake up she is sooooooooo awesome
me nd her aweome homies(Y) cammy if i never meet you my life would be reli crap u hav been so kool and yes one day we will deffiltly sleep in a tree!
cammy ily
gabby ily
jordan ily
u make me spin
u keep me alive
u make my life worth living u make every day the best day of my life
xoxoxox dont no wat id do with out use xoxoxoxo ily forever and eva
jenna is my babycakes
and no that doesn’t mean yo mama can eat her
ily jennaxxxooo
gabby u my buttercup
u are awesome ily
once again GABBY JORDAN AND CAMMY
i love you more than words can ever say …
i love u like yo mama love cake!
i love u like the world
u will be in my life forever!
i love u i cant say how much
so much
i always will !!!!!
jordan u r soooooooooooo kool and funny and awesome if we were never friends i mean i wuld die.
cammy u nd me from the moment u said kyle was my boyfriend. i new we would be friends forverver and ever
and gabby i cant explain you
your just to awesome and we homies for life! xoxoxo one wword to describe u perfuct..
I
love
jenna
more
than
words
can
ever
say
xxx
Dunpoo!!
JORDAN
ONE DAY I REALLY HOPE YOU READ THIS
CUZ I WANT YOU TO NO I LOVE YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH
AND U HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH
I LOVE U I LOVE U I LOVE U I LOVE U I LOVE U I LOVE U
I CANT EXPLAIN IN WORDS HOW MUCH I LOVE U
I LOVE U LIKE THE WORLD
U MAKE ME SMILE
U MAKE ME LAUGH
U MAKE ME, ME
UR MY ROCK
UR MY BESTIE FOR 2007 I LOVE U SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH AND ONE DAY I HOPE U READ THIS AND FIND OUT HOW MUCH I REALLY LOVE YOU. XOXOXO
can i be ur besty 4 2008?
and i dont care
if i ever get ripped off by yr6 for likeing you
cuz i love you sooo much and thats all that matters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i love u soooooo much
Jordan, who cares what ur stupid friend says, if u love jenna you’d follow your heart<3
ur frends will get over it
but..
~jenna will never get over u~
lol true fact jordan
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOOXOXO
happy birthday 2 dwibface on the 17th of jan!!
JORDAN OMG U RULE MY POOL!!!!!!!!
U RULE DOUGS AWESOMNESS
U 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000X BETTER THAN NATHAN IN EVERY POSSIBLE WAY
I LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOH!
soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
changing the subject!!!!!
basket ball is soooooooooooooooooooooooo funnnnnnnnn
yea go west diamonds and city opals WOOOOOOOOOOO
i love basketball!
luv
u
2
gab
xx
I hate nathan
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:@
:@
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if u h8 nathan submit a thing saying u h8 nathan!!!!!!
:@:@:@
hate him!
GABBY ROX!
BRITT RULES!
NIKKI MACARINA BUDDIE
JOEL FABULUS
JORDAN TWINS WIF BEST PERSON EVA!
joel+jordan+llwellyen+gabby= best people in this very awesum world
i went to state like omg lol
thats sooooooooooooo random
but im very proud (Y)
i like music
i like doug 2.
along with tomato sauce and flying dishwashers lol.
o and jordan lol but ive already said that alot lol.
GABBY U R SO KOOL CUZ YEA WOO
u nd me defo homies lol
we dominate pages 21 and 22 which makes them rock…..!!!!!!!!……
Your mother is so absolutly repolsive that she grosses me out
I LOVE YOU TONI YOU ROCK MY SOCKS
I AM A SLUT
COACH NASH IS SO SEXIE
I SECOND THAT
I am a pig! I try to play every girl that i talk to! So now that i have no one im goin to be gay!!!!!!!!!!!! yes i said it gay! i love boys! i’m crazy about them! i did have this wonderful girl britt’ny but i tried to play her with her bestfriend sherri but it didn’t work cuz im a dog! I just want the world to know this!
lots of love
Ant.
~HEY~ Toni! OMG I LOVE YOU!! ?…NoT…JK
~HEY~ Toni! OMG I LOVE YOU!! ?…NoT…JK
~HEY~ Toni! OMG I LOVE YOU!! ?…NoT…JK
Hey Toni! OMG I LOVE YOU!! ?…NoT…JK
Hey Toni! OMG I LOVE YOU!! ?…NoT…JK
yo momma is so fat that in thanksgiving day instead of eating a turkey she ate the country turkey
yo momma is so fat she makes fat albert look skiny
Your mama is so stupid she stole free bread
Your mama is so fat when god said let their be light he had to ask her to move
yo momma is sooooooo stupid she thot jar-jar came with pickles-pickles lol i got that from robot chicken
yo momma so blind when she saw michael jackson she said HEY LOOK! ITS BRAD PITT!!!!!
yo momma so old she owes jesus 5 bucks
yo momma so old wen god said let there be lite she hit the switch
yo momma so old she sat behind jesus in 3rd grade
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DIIIISSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey if nick whemhoffer reads this im duncan read my posts lol
Yo momma is so poor I saw her at K Mart buying Hefty bags, I asked What are ya doin’, she said buying luggage
your momma is like a screen door, after a couple of bangs she tends to loosen up……
your momma is like a bowling ball shes picked up fingered and thrown in the gutter…….
your momma is so fat she sat on a tropical rock and made fruity pebbles.
yo momma is so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of george washington’s nose.
yo momma got one hand and the clapper.
yo momma is so ugly her nickname is DAMN!
you’r momma so stupid she stared at
an orange juice container because it
said concentrate
ur momma’s teeth are brighter than the McDonalds sign.
Ur momma so fat that they showed her a picture of her feet and couldn’t identify it
YO momma so old that she knew McDonalds when he was just Mike Donalds.
Yo’ momma so old that she knew Dairy Queen when she was just a princess.
white people call us colored but when we were born we were black ,when we sad we black ,when we happy we black ,when we mad we black
but white people when born they white, when they sad they blue , when they mad they red, when they hurt purple,
when both of us gay we all da colors of da rainbow
P.S. I don’t see race, i just see ppl themselves
Yo’ mama’s so fat, I kept trying to leave her, but I couldn’t escape her gravitational pull!
YO MOMMA!!!!!!!!
Yo Momma is so fat she needs to put lipstick on with a paintroller
yo momma so stupid she stuck a bottle rocket up her butt and tried to fly.
Yo Mommas so fat shes stuck in 2007
Yo Momma’s so fat she’s on both sides of the family!
Yo momma’s so stupid she locked herself in the grocery store and died of starvation.
yo momma is so short when she sits on a curb her legs dont touch the ground
Your mommas so fat her ass looks like 2 pigs fighting over a rotten potatoe
Yo mammas so fat NASA has to iron her clothes
Yo daddys so poor his child support is backed up further that yo bald ass momma hairline
Yo mammas so fat she pisses hotdog water
Yo mamas so fat she uses a sheep as a tampon
Yo momma’s face is so big, she can fit $100 worth groceries in the bags under her eye’s
Im so dumb.
yo momma is just like a hardware store 5 cents a screw
yo momma so fat dat she steped on scale and it told her to GO RUN
Yo mama so fat when she wear a yellow rain coat people say “Taxi”
Yo mama so fat, she live in her own zip code!!
ha ha!
Well, i thought it was funny!
Yo mama so black,when she touch a piece of coal,it turns white
U wanna hear a dirty joke??!! Here it go. A white horse fell in da mud!!
Das funny aint it?!!
Yo mama soooo stupid she went to a football game and came out wit a whole sack full of money. She said she got her quarters back.
Yo mama so stupid she didnt even get dat joke
Suck my dick you filthy hoes…..
all these jokes are gay
YO momma is so stupid when I told her to send me a voicmail she opened an envelope and started talkin in it
ThIs OnE iS fOr YoU mOm
??YO momma is so stupid when I told her to send me a voicmail she opened an envelope and started talkin in it??
?ThIs OnE iS fOr YoU mOm?
You are so ugly that when ur mom passes ur dad in the hall way she looks at him and says ….DAMN I SHOULD HAVE JUST GAVE YOU HEAD!!!!!
your mother is so ugly that ur dad says hey skitals
I like wrestling and im single so ladies give me a holla at 969-3058
yo momma is so stupid she stuck a battery up her butt and said “i got the power”
yo mamma so stupid she got locked in sainsburys and starved to death
yo momma is so poor i saw her kicking a can and i said what r u doing and she said moving
yo momma is so hairy her nipples look like freakin coconuts
yo momma is so dumb she hi jack her own car
yo momma is so dumb she lock herself in her bathroom and piss in her pant
yo momma is so old her blow in the wind
vincent u r a son of a bitch and a a-hole
yo momma so fat that she has to put her lipstick on with a paint roller
yo mamma so dumb she thought a bus filled with white kids was a giant twinkie
yo mamma so old she farts out dust
yo mamma so old she was an origional on that 70’s show
yo mamma has so much hair under her arms she looks like she has buckweat in a headlock
yo mamma so fat that she used the whole entire country of mexico for her tanning bed
yo mamma so fat that she got stuck in the year 2003
yo mamma is so old that she breast feeds dust
Yo mama so dirty, I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
yo momma teeth so yellow when she smiles it looks ike the pittsburg stellers helmet
u momma is so stupid she won the miss gay contest
Your mommas so fricking ugly, she needs 2 bags to cover her face MHM
everyones jokes are weak bitches
yo momma is a skank bitch
yo mamma is so fat she ate the whole god damn buffet and then us little white people starve to death
whiteboi is a bitch
mariah what a bitch can you believe her. she can go suck a fat one just like her mom does.
i isnt shuttin up bitch
so just leave me alone
because that is a very mean
thing to say
yo mamma so hairy they filmed gorillas in the mist in her shower
yo momma is soooo nasty she dont wear panties to the picnic cause it keeps the flies off her food! Ha
yo mama’s so fat, she cant even fit in the joke!
yo momma so ugly she went in a haunted house came out wyt a job application
yo momma like a hockey team….changes her pads every 3 periods!
yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
Yo momma so old she was the waitress at the last supper.
oh ya i went there
and i bought property
what then !!!!!!
CHEYA BRA CANT DO IT LIIKE ME
OMG I SO STARTED MY PERIOD TODAY MUAHhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
LIKE OMG I AM A STALKER AND I LIKE TO STARE AND PEOPLE AND SNIFF THEIR HAIR EVEN WHEN THEY DIDNT WASH IT I GO BOTH WAYS SO FEEL FREE TO FEEL ME AND ILL HELP YOU OUT WITH A FAVOR OH YA I FLOOW PEOPLE AT LUNCH TO AND I AM IN LOVE WITH A GIRL NAMED KITTY SHE IS 50 YEARS OLD AND HAS 6 CATS SHE ISS THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE WELL UNTIL I FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO STALK
I am in love with this guy he is everything i ever wanted he has such a great personality and he is so giving he has such a spark to him i cant explain it i love him with all my heart he has tyhe best of me and he always will when i am around him i feel my heart beat cause it skips two beats when i know he is near me and i cant think and i cant breath my palms get sweatie and he is just everything i want and need i cant see my life without him he has an amazing heart and he is funny and cute and great to be around
I LOVE YOU SANTA CLAUSE
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
YO DAWG IM LIKE SUCH A GANGSTER AND I LIKE TO BE A THUG AND WAT NOT AND ME AND MY CREW IS LOOKING FOR SUM 1 TO JUMP ON SO IF U THINK U MAN ENOUGH I GO TO WOODRUFF HIGH AND I AM IN THE 10th GRADE!! THE NAME OF OUR CREW IS CHOCOLATE WONDER BREAD!!!!!!BUT IF U HURT ME I MAY GO TO THE HOSPITAL AND MY MOM HAS TO RIDE WITH ME!! AND I AM ALSO ALLERGIC TO METAL AND GUNS!!! AND U CANT GO NEAR MY FACE CAUSE I BLEED EASY! MAN I AM SUCH A HARD CORE GANGSTER!!!!
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I just LOVE food. Getting it makes me so happy i just love it when i get food it makes me feel that something really cares about me and it feels like i’m on cloud NINE!! It ain’t nohing but a hair fly girls i love ya’ll
bbobobobopppppp po-po pooop
LOL ADD MY MULE ON GAIAONLINE.COM USERNAME:CHOCO-BLUNT PM ME AND ILL TELL U MY MAIN IM HELLA RICH
Yo momma is so dumb that she drowned in a 1 inch pool
yo momma so fat
russia tried claiming her as a continent
yo momma so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag
yo momma so hairy the only language she speaks is wukkie
hello ppl this is for yo momma jokes not for bull shit tlkers ok
Yo momma so ugly the only time she heard a whistle was wen she got ran over by a train choooo-choooo
anontake this Yo mamma fat when she went in in n out she when in but never came out
anonymous take this sticks and stones I brake bones especialy when your mom gets on board.
yo mamma is like a t.v a 2 year old can turn her on
Yo momma so fat shes taller wen she lays down
Chika ya chika ya fake id fake id chika ya
I AM MCLOVEIN FEAR MY RATH AND MY BALLS
i love hamsters and your momma smells like its po-po
naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
yo momma is so ugly the surgeon said” No animals in the emergency room”
yo momma so fat when shes walking it looks like shes doing peanut butter jelly time.
yo momma so ugly everyone thinks shes the mother of flavor flav
hello
yo momma so fat dhe turned round and got a welcome back party
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momma can’t eat happy meal
YO MOMMA is so stupid that she tried to forge her own signature
yo momma is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out
justin kordic sucks!!
yo momma soooo dumb she wore a rubber band as a necklace and died
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unlike rosa parks yo momma loves the back of the bus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo mamma’s so poor, she can’t even afford to pay attention
yo momma so grease texico bought oil off her
yo momma so poor that she used a 99 cent coupon in a 99 cent store
yo momma so fat she got a man and started to have sex and the man was like where’s the hole! bitch!!!!!!!!
justin kordic ashtubula ohio on dodge ville road at the end of the road or near look him up
yo momma so black she went down a mountain and people thought it waz a mud slide
yo momma is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stucked!!
yo momma is so ugly yo grandma use to take her trickortreating buy the phone
smerk is more stupid then yo mamma
your momma is so fat that she cant jump or else we will have a hurricane Momma,
MY mom said to suck her tits but i tasted fat!
Yo momma cant have sex cuz shell die when she comes.
your momma is so stuiped that she cant even open a door
yo momma so fat she has more chins than the Chinese Phonebook
i like big hairy nuts with whip cream
have sex with me while telling me the weather
Yo momma like a bowling ball: She’s picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.
Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead!!!!!!!!!
Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell
Yo momma so stupid she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said “Disney World - Left” so she went home
yo momma is so hairy they mistake her for a chobaca
your mama is sooooooooooo ugly she makes freedy cooger look like beyonce
YO MOMMA SO HAIRY IT LOOOKS LIKE SHE HOLDING KING KONG IN THE HEADLOCK
Yo’ mama’s so skinny she can hula hoop with a fruit loop.
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in the bathroom and wet herself.
Yo momma so stupid she yelled into an envolope and i asked her what she was doing and she said she was sending a voicemail.
Yo momma is so stupid she bought a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo momma’s so fat when she bends down she gets arrested for crack.
Yo momma’s so skinny when she had no toilet paper she had to use floss.
Yo momma’s so poor she has to use and re-use toilet paper.
Yo momma’s so fat she can play pool with the planets.
ddddaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
u r a cooch ball
ur mom likes 2 ass rape people
yo momma is so fat she runs around in a yellow raincoat and kids think they missed the school bus
yo mommas so fat she sat on a dollar and made change
yo mommas so fat her dog bit her and died of high cholesterol
yo momma is so ugly, she went to a haunted house and came out with an application
Anonymous that one is really old the application its old
yo mama is an asshole
yo mamma is a whore
yo momma a fuchtard SHE IS A ASSWHORE
suck my dick bitch and dats to all of yall bitches
yall r stupid i guess u got that from yo momma
brady and kevin so gay…they make ellen degenres straight
yo momma hair so nappy…shes got food from last weeks “all you can eat” buffett in it
yo momma so black…your younger sibling asked “why is mommy purple?”
yo mama so ugly…shes UGLY!
YO MAMA SO FAT SHE LIKES FOOD
UR MOTHER IS SO OLD SHE BREAST FEEDS AND ITS POWDER
UR MOM IS SO LESBIAN SHE LIKES GIRLS
YO MAMA SO GAY SHE HAS BALLS ..BIG BALLS
fuk off
YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID WHEN SHE READ HER JOB APPLICATION TO NOT WRITE BELOW THE LINE AND SHE PUT OK
Yo mommas glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she sees ppl waving
yo momma so ppor when i told her about the last supper she said “so.. did food stamps run out of food?
http://www.CAREERINRADIOGRAPHY.COM http://www.CAREERINRADIOLOGY.COM http://www.CAREERINULTRASOUND.COM
yo momma so nasty she gave me virus over the internet!!!!!
yo momma is so fat when she saw a school bus full of white people she says come back twinkie im hungry
all my jokes r betta than yours
Your momma so fat she got her own Ozone layer
Yo momma smell so nasty that even the dogs hide when she knock on the door
Yo momma breath so bad her toothbrush quit
yo mama so hairy her tittyz have afros
Yo mama is so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing we are family even though you’re fatter than me
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,”DING!”
Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
yo momma so ugly she makes whoopi goldberg look like model
yo momma so stupid she said kiss my ass and pointed to her elbow
yo momma was walkin down the street along side a bulldog, i said “is that yo dog”, she said “no that’s my twin sister”.
yo momma teeth so yellow, it’s like she brushes them with cheese and gargles popcorn butter.
yo momma should be named katrina, cuz she so fat when she fart she causes hurricanes.
yo momma so she makes fat bastard look like minnie me.
yo momma so fat, she walked pass my tv and i missed 3 movies on HBO
you momma so fat i saw her making a cheeseburger, i said ain’t u on a diet, and she said “i got a pickel on it”.
yo momma so poor she sit at the neighbors windows to watch tv
you momma so fat and stupid she fell in love and broke then tried to tape it back together
Yo momma so old her birth certificate is written in roman numerals
ohhh burn
Yo Momma is so stupid when she seen a yellow bus with white kids she said stop dat twinkie
Yo Momma is so fat Dora Cant Even Explore Here
ohhhhhhh burn
Newtons 3rd law is wrong it states that ever action there is a reaction there is no reaction from a CHUCK NORRIS ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!
OHHHHHHHHHH BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YO MOMMA IS SO GAY SHE MAKES MS.KEYT LOOK STRAIGHT
TAKE THAT HEZZZZZA KEYT
STEVEN KEEGAL THAT IS ME I WOULD LIKE TO ADMITT I AM GAY
yo mama so fat she uses a king size mattress as a pillow
Yo momma is so ugly that when you were born the doctor slapped her instead
Yo momma is so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo momma so fat and her hair so short she poses as da mitchelin man
Yo momma so stupid, she skipped her period and went to see Dr Dre
do u have balls cause u dont act like it?
jena sux azz
jk jk
man yo momma so damn ugly dat she asked jesus to let her in and he said didnt u get the memo NO UGLY FAT PPL ALLOWED PLEASE DONT COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo momma so so ugly she make a blind child cry
bitches
you cant see me my time is now
hi
britt’ny love me so much se let me sleep in her big ass pussy!(i am so lucky anit i)
love
yall momma
yo mumma has more chins than a chinese phonebook
Yo mamma so wrinkled she has to screw on a hat
your mamma face is so ugly it looks like yours
matt was ear friday, 15 february 2008
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yo mama so stupid she has only 2 buttons on tv remote ON AND OFF
Yo momma so old she knew Burger King when he was still the heir to the throne!
yo mama so fat her nickname is lardo
kara-cole you racist WHORE don’t talk about mexicans like that
go suck on your mommas gorrila titis wit you stupid micheal jackson lovin self
you momma so fat u can see da stretchmarks on her jellyrolls from pluto
yo momma iz so ugly and hairy that she made the part for CHEWBACCA at the star wars auditions
yo momma so stupid that she tot the twin towers were dildos
yo mo,,a so fat that whenshe sat on walmart she lowered the prices
Yo momma so fat, nasty and stupid she was the original pick for king kong untill she dyed her hair.
this aint a yo mama joke…
but your so ugly that when u were born yo momma looked at yo da and said “Dayum i shulda just given you head”
hahaha funi guys!!!
Yo momma so think that when she farts in the bath she looks around and goes, Who making those buuuubbbles…….
Yo momma so ugly that if my DOG had a face like hers, id Shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards.
yo momma’s so stupid she thought that cheerios were donut seeds.
yo momma so poor she eats the grass outside
Your Mums So Old She Passed Her Driving Test On A Dinosaur
Your mums so ugly
the last time she got some ass was when her fingers fell through the toilet roll
yo momma’s so fat that she took up pages 41,42,43 in her school’s yearbook
america the soccer team sucks so much that when i looked up sucks in the dictionary it had americas soccer team
yo mooma is so fat that when she fell in love she brike it
can i lick your dick dad
Yo momma is so bloody stupid she drown in the shower
Yo momma is so nasty looking the first time she walked up to your daddy he called the pound thought he was about to be attacked by a stray MUTT.
( instead she raped him that where you came from)
yo momma’s teeth are so yellow i cant belive it’s not butter!
Yo momma is so ugly when she was born her daddy thought he had a new puppy.
YO momma so Ugly she made an onion cry
YO momma so ugly she makes maduza look hot
YO momma so ugly she be lookin like Jt walter
Im o gay I make Michael Jackson Look UNbeleivably straight
i got nothing bad to say about your mamma ,heck.her face say it all
yo momma is so hairy the aonely langurge she speaks is workiey
ur momma s sooo stupide she was like im stipod
ur momma is sooo stupid dat when she wanted a pop she grabbed popcorn
yo momma so fat that nasa has a satelite orbiting her ooooohhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
poo
yo momma so ugly she made a onion cry justin timberlake a river
yo momma is so stupid she thought that a library was a taco shack
yo momma is so big and dumb she thought that antartica was her auntie
08 run it so undercalssman bow down
yo momma so dumb she put make-up on her head to make up her mind
YO TEETH R SO CROKED THAT WHEN U SMIILE IT LOOKS U THROWN GANG SIGNS BURN
yo momma so ugly micheal jackson said ”you need plastic surgery more than i do”!
you momma so dumb she never used a paddle ball correctly so she thought it was broken
your mommy is so stupid she put a batter up her but and said i got the power.
you stupid
bich
yo mooma so fat she looks like u
your mooma is so dumb she made a blonde look smart
yo mama so dumb she traded her car for gas money
Yo Momma So Fat When She Fell I Aint Laugh But The GROUND CRACKED UP!!!!!!!!!!!
yo momma’s soooo ugly she looks beeter when she’s stoned
yo momma’s soooo ugly she looks beeter when she’s stoned
yo momma is so fat she made shamo look like a tade pole
Yo momma so fat when she puts on a yellow coat people shout “taxi” !!!
yo mama so ugly she looked into the mirror and
her reflection gave her the finger
YO MOMMA IS SO UGLY SHE THREW A BOOMERANG AND IT NEVER CAME BACK.
yo momma so ugly she made and onion cry!
im Gunna Shuve myy finngerss up your arsee
Sibioann iis so diirtyyy she makes an old indiian smell niice
yo momma so stupid she says your mom
you are so stuped you got hit by a parked car
Yo momma scrubs feet at the daycare
Your Mom Is So Ugly Freddy Krugar Has Nightmares!
your mommas so fat her pant size is uh uh Bitch lose some weight!
yo momma is so ugly they renamed halloween yomommaween
yo mama so fat she has her own orbit
suck my balls fat ass
suck my ball fat ass
with hot cream fudge
i will suk dem balls hard
withhot creamfudge
Yo momma is so stupid that she sold her car for gas money!
your mom so stuped she tryed to stell a free sample
yo momma is like a human vacume she sucks she blows and she is throun into the closet
yo mamma sooo ugly when she looks out the window she gets arresced for moning a copper
yo momma so ugly she has to trick or treat over the phone
Yo momma is so nasty she be havin more crabs than Red Lobster
Yo momma is so stupid she stuck a battery up her butt and started singin I GOT DA POWER!!!
Yo momma is so fat, last time she saw 90210 wuz on da scale
Yo momma is so poor i walked in her hous and asked where the bathoom wuz and she said ur in it
Yo momma is so dirty she be havin to pour salt water in her pants to keep her crabs fresh
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Shanay-nay out! PEACE!
umm
i
love
jenna
and
yeah
i hate jordan
lol
lol
lol
lol
but she doesn’t
oooooooh baby!
lol
YOUR
MOTHER:S
lol
i
love
you
2
gabby
the thing about hating jordan lol. NOOOOOOO!.
lol
i cant belive he read this webstie lol.
embarrasing lol
yeah
lol
joel told me he kept looking at it
for like a week
bahahahaha
ily babe.xxx
hey.
gabby and joel use r little buggers
lol.
but yer i sppose i love him but still.
you are probaly annoying the crap outta him lol.
i love you gabby
omfg
doug is retiring everyone its so unfair
G orgeus!
A ble to annoy people lol.
B eutifuuuuuul.
B um hole lol
Y er she is awesome i love herrrrrrr. and some one else to =]
i no a couple.
they are 2 madd people
JENNA!
is a babe:)
and i love her:)
lol
bffl.
JOEL!
hi i didn’t know you were gonna post them:)
lol
friday(Y)
yep gabby frieday is gonna be rad times especially with too love birds.
lol
how did u find out about this website joel!!!!
lol
sureeee is=]
lol i have my ways
pfft.
jordan is awesomeeee.
thats all im gonna say cause he nos about this website now thnx to some person name JOEL! lol
it was me who told him!!
bahaha
joel
go
on
msn!
cant sorry
do u smell a couple in the air gabby??
lol
yeah
suree do=]]
lol jen and jordan by anychance?
well i can smell jordan from832784783472758278574867 mles away
lol
but yeah
good couple:)
(L)
miles*
lol
Your momma is so fat, when she jumped up in the air, she got stuck
yo momma so fat people think u look like twins.
omg
omg
i hate _____________ becoz now i can’t see jordan!
lol
i love jordannnnnnnn. =]
JOel loves douggggg.
and gabby ,loves nathan bahahahahahaha!!
i love jordannnn.
joel loves douggg. BAHAHA!
and gabby well sorry gabby but you love nathannn! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
guess who i was being lol
shut up joel
bahahahaha
you admitted you love doug
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA always new it =]
and you admitted you love jordan
pfft.
this hole website is about me liking jordan lol
lol true true so very true.
wat u wrote about on your myspace about jordan is toips lol.(Y)
bahahaha
yes it is
dont you wish he liked you back (although he probaly does)
another stupid quesion asked from joel…….. lol.
wats with you nd stupid questionsss.
i love them like you love jordan.
we ewre ment to be lol once again like you and jordan lol
lol/
so you lovee jordan?
der of course please dont tell him about this website joel lol.
i think he forgets wat its called =]
is that wat ur going to say???
lol exaactly wat i was going to say
only if you write a hole comment about jordan saying you love him
happy yes im happy cant wait to show jordan lol
joel you hole :@ lol
ohhhk
use two
i didn’t get that use were writing on this page
lol
bahahaha 54(Y)
friday(Y)(Y)(Y)
lol yes and friday is going to be awesome lets play questions
lol
jen u r a bloody fast swimmer. and you love jordan. if you didnmt already no and about playing questiosn. lol whos in?
jen say somthing random first random thing you think of wen i say gemini
jordan =]
bffl xx.
when i say jordan wat one do you think of first lol.
w.
my bestie =]
more thasn a bestie? lol
lol i wish
please dont show him this lol;
to bad jenna its for your own good mayb he feels the same way =]
once again i wish lol.
PLZ JOEL DONT!!!!!!
xx.
do u miss him lol?
of course i do!!!!.
ay jordan?
we are bsties for lifeeee.
im gonna miss him forever (well until next year lol =])
me and jordan curran (in my class) yer well he nos like everything about him.
cause i talk aboutnhow they much the same.
but jordan.w will always be better cause he is my bessstieeeee
lol hopefully you wont answer that cause you wont find out about the site again lol.
jenna i think you actually want jordan to see this
you are going on about it enuff!
lol
ilyxxxxxxxx
lol
i am ur bestie you bitch!
omg
i amsoo pissed off right now!
how could you say that?
:0 i feel soo unloved..
lol
ily.xxxxx
lol
.
and noooooooooo!!
im trying to make sure he dosent see it thats why im bringing it up!! lol
idiot
sure sure jenna
you WANT him to see!
i know you do
lol
i can tell:)
ilyxxxxx
look to end this argument hes gonna see ok? lol
jeeeeenaaaaaaaaaa anddddd jordddddannnnnnnnn are such a good couple
to a3wesome/madd/radd/awesime/super kool! people i no!!!! togthere =]
yes i am that sort of person joel.lol
and jordan to but more importantly me LOL>
agreed.
with joel
yes jordan 2.
but more importantly me :D:D:D:D:D:D:D
oops did i send that twice =]
lol to gabby
and bahahah yes to jen
jordans an awesome man you no jenna
lol hes not a man hes a dudeeeeeeeeeee:P
yer hes pretty kool.
yep
thats why you to make a perfect couple but ill drop that cause hess gonaa read this lol.,
noooooooooooo pleaseeeeeeeeee. hesssss notttt gonnna seeeeeeee lol. PLZZZZZZZZ>.>.>.>.>>>>>>lol
YO MAMMA IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE GOS TO THE TOILET SHE NEEDS TO HAVE A QUICK BATH BEFORE IT VAPORAUTES
im fat
YO MOMMA SO SHORT, SHE DID A SUICIDE JUMP OFF A CURB.
Your mother is so nice, she helped a homeless man when he was in the street at night. Yo doggies.
Your mother is so caring, when I fell fom the old maple tree she kissed my boo-boo. Oh.
Yo mama is so stupid she could only be your mama!
suck ya mom and suck ya moms moms moms if shes still alive
yo mama fat she fills the bath up then turns on the water
yo momma so fat shes in 2020
yo momma so fat shes hairyer then a monkey
yo moma so fat shes a man
everyone that is a girl is a bitch
jordin is a bitch
Yo momma is like a vacum cleaner, She sucks and blows and gets layed in the closet:)
Yo Momma so fat that……..what else do you need to know?
Justin….YOUR GAY!
SHUT UP YOU GUYS!
AT LEAST IM SAFE INSIDE MY MIND…………….????
IM A GANGSTER, I DRIVE A COOL CAR……BIOTCH SUCK ON MY WEINER!
J/K
Bye….Yur dad said i have to go jshsjcddhusiacdhsuacdduisacdi, cdhusihdusa…..hcduisahcidusnjdsacnjdlckdscduiehwhdfusa!hahahahha…
do u understand me?sgygdsyudosa?
yo momma so dumb i saw her kicking a can asked ha wut she was doin n she said moving lol
yo momma so dumb i asked her to dial 9-1-1 and she died cuz she couldnt find the 11 in 911
yo moma so stupid she sold her car 2 pay 4 gas money
wut now i know dey old but when i use dem ppl shut up
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yo momma so fat she was the only one who got a tan at the beach
yo momma so fat that her neck rolls look like a hot dog package
yo momma so fat they had to ask are you wearing pants
yo momma so ugly she makes blind kids cry
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shootout!!!
yo mama and a toliet is just alike fat round and full of shit!
ur momma so fat ur gay!
IF YOU READ THIS UR GAY!
ur momma so fat that she filled the bathtub up and turned the water on
ur momma so fat that ur retarded
ur momma like a doorknob…..everybody gets a turn
Hey, why dont you go suck a fat one……suck someone elses other than yo momma’s!
ih yeah, yo momma called and said she’s havin’ ur baby!
ur momma so fat that when she walks in highheels,she strikes oil !
yo momma’s feet soooo big that when she walks ppl think that bigfoot was there
UR MOM IS SO GAY SHE MADE MICHAEL JAKSON STRAIT
UR MOM IS SO GAY IT MADE MICHAEL JACKSON STRAIT
yo momma is so fat she thought i 75 was a slip n slide
yo momma so ugly the boomerang never came back!
yo momma so ugly she made a mime scream for help
yo momma so ugly they renamed halloween “yomommaween”
ZACH HUGHES AND CHRIS JOHNSON ARE MY BEST GUY FRIENDS!
UNFORTUNATELY, THEY ONLY LIKE GUYS!
SORRY TO ALL YOU GURLS THAT KNOW THEM OR LIKE THEM CAUSE’ THEY ARE FREAKIN’ GAY!
ZACH IF U EVR READ THIS U R A FRIKIN’ IDIOT…….
YOU DONT HAV TO READ THIS TO KNOW THAT U ARE A FRIKIN’
IDIOT!
J/K UR MY BEST GUY FRIEND……I DONT NO Y..BUT U R!
CHRIS,
WUT CAN I SAY ABOUT U OTHR THAN U BEING A
FRIKIN’ PAIN IN THE BUTT! I REALLY CANT COMPLAIN
ABOUT IT……UR MY FRIEND AND WE ARGUE AND
WE ALWAYS SAY STUFF TO EACHOTHR THAT R MEAN!
There was a man that went toda bar and he ask for a sandwhich and a joint and the man said we dont sale shit like that around here try the one down the street about 15 mins later he came back and ask for a joint and a sandwhich and the bartender said i told you we dont sale that shit around here if you come back asking for that ill hit you with a stick so about a hour later the man came back and ask the bartender if he had a stick he said no so the man looked around and looked back at the bartender amd asked if he had a sandwich and a joint
yo momma so stupid she tripped over a chordlessphone
suck my dick
all of yall mommas are U-G-L-Y
YEA SHE’S RIGHT
yo momma so fat wen she stepped on a skell it said to be continued
yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her butt and said i got the power
Yo momma so black that when she jumps in the swimming pool the life guard shouted out oil spill.
your mamas so fat that when she gave me a blowjob she thought it was a sausage covered in salad cream
yo momma so fat that she got 8 layers of skin
yo momma so fat she used the school as a bed.
YO MUMMA SO STUPID SHE HAS TEN FINGER’S ON ONE HAND
Yo Momma is so fat that when she was jogging down the street she had to wear an “Over-size” sign on the back of her.
Why go to China when you’ve got the great wall right here?
Did you know yo momma is adopted? The whales put her up because she didn’t fit in the ocean.
Yo momma is so fat she went to go get a water bed so they just put a blanket over the pacific ocean.
yo mamas so hairy that when u cam out u got a carpet rash
Yo mamma so ugly when her parents had her her mum said what a treasure and ur dad said yeah lets bury it
hey gay peoples i rok u suk hairy monkey balls
your mommas so old she farted and dust came out
yo mommas so ugly she got 30 teeth, 2 in her mouth and 28 in her pocket
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your mommas so fat i told her NOT TO POST SPAM MAIL AND THE BITCH WENT AND GOT SOME BREAD AND SAID “CAN I SPREAD IT “
YO MOMMAS SO BLACK , SHE JUMPED IN THE JACUZZI AND IT TURNED INTO TEA ….
your momma is so sexy when i wank up your mum she piss her self with dales white cum
your mum is so stupid for giving birth to u!!!!
your mums head is so small when she got a her eyes pierced she died
yo momma’s so black i shot at her in the dark and the bullet came back and said i cant find the bitch
yo momma so stupis your stupid
Ya momma so ugly,when i told her 2 go screw herself,I caught her in a alley with Michel Jackson.
You momma sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ugly,her birth certificate was an apologie letter!!!!!!
Your momma is a plumber best dreem she loose as a lekey piap and has own two
nok nok,hos ther,your mom,your mom ho,your mom’s big fat ass
I hate you becuas I can
yo momma so fat she set on a rainbow and skittles started poppin out
yo mamma so fat when she lays down she looks like a new mountain
ljhgvyiuk;l’.l,mkjngvfduioliyjkmnncxggfgiytiytde8hggiuytyttyigfiytfyytf79ff
yo mumma so poor. people in Africa raise money for food and water for her
4/5/2008
im gay nd i like ****
my number is 3813414
nd yo momma is so nasty that she like a door knob evry 1 gets a turn
YO MUMMA SO FAT…
she ate all of your friends and was still hungry ( get it shes fat and shes hungry so she ate people cos she couldnt find food cos yo mummas stupid LOL.)
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YOUR MOMMA SO STUPID SHE TRIED PUTTING M&Ms IN ALPHEBETICAL ORDER!!!
YO MAMMA SO DUMB WHEN SHE WENT 2 DA MOVIES 2 GO SEE A NC-17 MOVIE SHE WENT HOME AND GOT 16 FREINDS
Yo Mama so stupid
I told her drinks were on the house…so she went and got a ladder…
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wot the fake are you goin on about none of these are true i cant believe you would think these are true my mother is perfect how can you offend her you absolut mergemail go flag yourself.
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yo mommas so fat i cant even think of a joke
your momma so fat, her pants size is bitch lose some weight!
u moma is soo poor i saw her kickin a can down a street i walked over and i told her wat she was doin she said moving
ur momaz soo fat when she steped on a scale it said i want ur wight not ur phone number
ur momz soo short she played hand ball on a cerve
ur momz soo ulgy when she walked in a hunted house she camr out wit a job appication
your dog so old he farts out dust
yo momma so skinny she booked a flight on a paper airplane from Baltimore
to mars.
yo momma so fat her cereal bowl comes with 6 life guards.
yo momma so dum she though she spelled hannah backwards.
yo momma so fat and dumb she couldn’t choose between a chicken wing or a chicken wing. and after the 6th hour she chose the chicken wing. Lol
yo momma so dumb she thought she spelled racecar backwards.
your mom and girlfriend are like calculators me + your girl +your mom=3sum
yo momma so ugly she made a onion cry
yo momz so fat/dumd she was watching the news one day & he said it was gonna be chilly outside,YO momma grabbed a bowl & spoon & said
‘ I WANT CHILLY !!!!!! “
YO MOMMA SOOOOOOOOOO STUPID she was sitting on the T. V.
watching the couch!!
Yo momma so fat that her underwear size is triple digits.
YoMommaSoPoor?SheTookAforkToASuperBowl
Yo momma so dumb she thought condoleezza rice was a mexican side dish.
Yo momma so ugly cover girl made a product for her called “RUN FOR COVER GIRL”.
Yo momma so dumb she put a curtain on her computer talkin bout’ her computer has windows.
Yo momma so dirty when I went into her house, two roaches tried to trip me and a mouse tried to steal my wallet.
Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the last supper .
Yo momma so old she used to gang bang with the hebrews.
Yo momma so fat I have to take a bus a cab and a train just to get on her good side.
Yo momma so fat she walked into the gap and filled it.
Yo momma so fat when she works hard she sweats crisco.
Yo mama’s so fat, she ain’t on a diet, she’s on a Triet - She’s all like - “Whatever yo eating … I’ll try it!”
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gay
Yo momma just fat and ugly… no joke!
I like cheesy feet
^^
gay.
your momma’s so stupid she asked me what comes
after x in the alphabet , I said y and she said becauseI want to know
Yo momma so stupid if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you’d get back change.
Yo momma so stupid I told her the drinks were on the house, she went and got a ladder.
Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on, I said “Guess”, and she said “uh, Levi’s?”.
yo mamma so black she drinks water and spits coffee.
sorry thats suppose to be “pees” coffee. (oops, my bad. /:0P)
yo mama so ugly she fell off the ugly tree in Heaven and hit EVERY SINGLE branch on the way back down to Earth.
Yo momma so fat, when she wore a red dress people mistook her for the kool-aid guy. OH YEAH
Yo mama’s so stupid, she asked me what yield meant. I said “Slow down” and she said “What… does…. yield… mean?”
Yo momma is so dumb, she tried to M&M’s in alphabetical order
Elmo
Munkeybutt
omg im so pissed
me and gabby used to own pages 21&22 now they just HAD to fit more on the page now we only rule 21
cammy is gay
no hes not.
he is madddd shizzzz.
thats it your on the track for me loving him more then u
if thats the way u wanna be about it bitch!! :@
ok you go love him then
u luv nathan
hahahaha no.
beth loves nic
hahahahahhahahahaha
love you baby.xxxx
bahahahahahahaha
lol
agreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed.
some people are really gay ill tell you that
some people like whooooooo?
the list could go on forever
JENNA
LOVE YOU!!
haaaaaaaaa
olivia?
just dont tell her about this website
lol
you will tell her
yo mommas so fat
yo mommas so old she goes into an antueqiee shop and they bi her/!!
hahahahahaha im gay
i lovee your mum babe
Your momma so fat when the captain so her he said Land Ahoy
YO MAMMA SO STUPID WHEN SHE WENT ON THE STUPID CONTEST THEY SAID SORRY NO PROFESSIONALS
YO MAMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WENT TO A EATING CONTEST THEY SAID SORRY ITS ALL GONE
YO MAMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WENT TO CHINA THEY SAID GOZILA
YO MAMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED IN THE POOL THERE WAS NO WATER LEFT
YO MAMMA SO FAT WHEN THEY SHOT A BUZUCA AT HER IT BOUNCED OFF
yo mamma so stupid she studid for a drug test
yo mamma so stupid she put a sign on her shop saying sorry were open
yomomma is so fat the last time she went bungee jumpin she went straight to HELL!
yomomma is so fat she uses I-95 as a slip-n-slide.
yomomma is so fat she had to get baptised at sea world!
Yo momma so dumb she don’t even get this joke.
Yo momma has no elbows that’s why they call her shoulder lean.
yo dada so ugly even michael jackson dont wanna have sex with him
your mum is so fat when she sat on the back of the bus it did
a welly
yo momms is so fat all of her relationships are long distance
yo mamma is fat when she whers a rain coat people yell taxe
yo mamma is so poor she was on homeinprvement the card board addtion
ur so ugly that when u were born blerd ur face and not u r mammas vugina
this is my sex pome roses are red lemons are sour open u r legs and give an hour
my last pome u guys hope u like all of my pomes
sex is like math subtract the cloths add the bed divde the legs and pry to god u dont multiply
yo momma so ugly she went to da doctors,and the doctor said, OH MY GOD I QUIT!!
yo mumma is so fat i ran out of petrol trying to get around her
Ya Mama is so Fat,
wen she gets in the sea the whales start sing
`we r family`
hahe
yo momma is so fat
yo momma so ugly when she was playin softball the ball turned around when she was about to hit!
yo momma is so white they couldn’t find her in the snow
yo momma is so dark you couldn’t even find her with a telescope
Yo muma sucks so much dick that her mouth is like a cotten mouth cobra on a friday night
ur mom is so fat that she come in and walk past me when watching tv i miss 4 commercial
ur mo m surrport chelsea
gobind and bibek support chealsea
ur mum is so dum she put lipstick with a paint roller
wat do u get when u cross a bibek?
monkey
wat do u get when u cross a hassan?
ongg!!!!!!!
wat do hassan give birth to?
womglets!”!!!
borin borin borin!!
“ur mum is so fat is is on both side of the rainbow!”
when shiv run 100m he is going to stop for a buger
ur mum soo fat that when she jumped for joy she got stuck
ur mum so fat that ur house is inside her lol!!
you r gay
yo momma so fat that when she sat on a dollar it turned into 4 quarters…
bibek monkey boy
shiv is fat
hassan loves shiv
sunny the bunny man
yo mamma so poor she put a 30 cent ice cream cone on layby
yo mamma is so old she farted out dust!!!!!!!
your mamma so ugly she has to sneak up on the mirror
the onley reason your mamma is so fat is because i give her a cookie after everytime we have sex
ur mum is so fat that wen she wore a yellow dress people shouted out taxi
your mamma is so ugly wen she went to da sycaratrist she got told to lay face down
ur mum is so ugly she wears a make up brand called y bother
and connor lodge is fat
oliver crumbie is gay
ur mum is so fat they named her belt size the equator
ur mum is so old shes old
omg you people need to learn how to spell
ur momma’s so old that i told her to act her age and he died
yo momma is so stupid when they said on the news that it was gonna be chilly outside she ran outside with a spoon
yo mama so stupid she called sum1 to get thier phone #
yo mommas so stupid when she put a quarter in the parking meter she said
“wheres my gumball”?
yo mama is so ugly she went to the ugly contents and there said no professionals allowed
the priest is so old that he a got a autograph from adam & eve
yo momma is soo small she has to slam dong her bus fair
yo mumma so fat that when she wore a yellow rain coat people yell out taxi
your momma so fat whe she sat on a rainbow skittels fell out
your momma so stupid she makes maddona look like the smartes woman in the world
NIKE FREAK ALL OF UR JOKES ARE WACK!!!!!!!!!
Yo mamaz ass is so fat dat when she sitz down shez 3 feet taller
justin is stupid
yo moma so gay shes gay
Yo moma so poor i steped on a ciggerate and she said who turned off the heater
Yo moma so poor i stepped on her skate board and get off the family car
yo moma so stupid she thought the pittsburgh pirates were wanted gold theives
yo mama so fat she looked at mars and sed gumball!
yo mommas so stupid dey got locked in the toilet n pissed her self ha
Yo mama so dumb she ate a banana and turned into a walrus!! Wat now?! U guys and your moms got pwnd! Go cry to ur walrus mother u fat walrus baby!
ya bitches wanna know what forever feels like…?
well try walkin round yo mamma
knock knock
whoses dere???
omlete
omlete who?
omlete gayer dan yo bitches
YRUE MOMS SO INFINITELY FAT THAT NASA SENT SPACE PROBES TO BROBE YUOR MOMMAS ASS…
WE NEVER SAW THESE POORASSETRONAUTS AGAINS
your moma is old she was siting behind jesus in the 3 graed
your mommas so fat she was walking down street and everyone said at she indagered
ur momma is so hairy dat she got a jungle in her butthole
ur momma is so hairy dat she got a jungle in her butthole
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEPT ON A SCALE IT SAD 2 BE CONTINUED…..
You momma is so fat when she got hit by a car she yelled “who threw That ROCK!!”
ur mum is so fat wen she went swimmin they harpooned the bitch
she can hola hoop in a cherrio
who ever reads this is bitch
e3 all day every day b-street stroudley walk brap brap e3 shank shank
Yo mama so fat, they fired her from playing Forest Gump because she kept eating all the chocolates.
LEAVE YO MAMMA OUT OF THIS AND DO ORIGANAL JOKES FOR A WHILE.
JESUS AND MOSES WERE PLAYING GOLF ON DAY AND THEY WERE OUT ON THE EIGHTEENTH HOLE AND THERE WAS A POND IN THE MIDDLE SO JESUS PUT THE PEG DOWN AND MOSES SAID YOU BETTER HIT IT HARD SO JESUS SAYS IF TIGER WOODS CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT SO HE HIT’S THE BALL AS HARD AS HE COULD AND IN THE POND IT GOES SO MOSES GOES DOWN TO THE POND AND SPREADS THE WATER AND GET’S THE BALL AND PUT’S IT BACK ON THE PEG AND MOSES SAYS YOU BETTER HIT IT HARDER THAN YOU DID LAST TIME. SO JESUS SAYS IF TIGER WOODS CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT. SO HE HITS IT HARDER THAN BEFORE AND THERE IT GOES IN THE WATER. SO MOSES GOES DOWN THERE AND GET’S THE BALL AGAIN AND PUT’S IT ON THE PEG AND MOSES SAY’S IF IT GOES IN THE WATER THIS TIME YOUR GOING TO GO GET IT. SO JESUS SAYS IF TIGER WOODS CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT AND HE HITS THAT BALL HARDER THAN EVER AND IF THAT THING DID NOT GO IN THE WATER AGAIN SO JESUS WALKS DOWN THERE AND IS WALKING ON WATER AND SEARCHING FOR THE BALL SO ANOTHER PERSON COMES TO THE EIGHTEENTH HOLE AND LOOKS DOWN TO JESUS AND SAYS WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS JESUS? AND MOSES GOES NO, TIGER WOODS.
omg….. yo mumma so fat wen she stands on a scale it say 2 be continued
yo mama so fat wen she steps on a scale it asked for her weight not her numba..
oh oh oh oh oh oh. oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh….
beet that…..
nert
oh
Dom is so big he played the hulk
Your mama is so greasy she needed a band-aid but used a strip of bacon.
your momma so hairy that the only language she speaks is wookie !!!!
screw you idiot bastard
yo mamma so hairy when you go by the ape exibite the zoo keepers say OH NO AN APE ESCAPED!!
yo mamas so fat thet when god said let there be light he asked her to move out of the way
your mummas so fat she uses a mattres as a tampon
yo momma’s no nasty she makes speed stick slow down!
yo momma’s so nasty she brings her own crabs to the beach
yo momma’s so nasty she made rite guard slow down
yo momma’s so nasty the needed to eat her pussie on fear factor!
yo mummas so gay she makes gabby look straight!
yo momma is so desperate she make jen look good
your both so gay you talk to eachother through a yo momma’s website.
oh yeah:)
yo momma so short she trips over dust
Yo mama got so many teeth missing it looks like her tounges in jail…
hannah
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Yo momma so stupid i told her to do the robot and now R2D2 has aids
urmum
Your mama is so ugly that when she entered a ugly contest and they said no pros allowed! BURN
yo mama is fat that when she saw a bus go by full of white people she said stop that twinky!!!!
yo momma’s so fat when she has a shower her feet dont get wet
yo moma is so poor they rpossed her cardboard box
yur moma is so big she uses a interstate as a slip n slide
You mama’s so fat that she calls the bath tub the orignal size toliet =D
your moma is so stupid she tried to drown a fish
quit talking about my FAT
your moma is so stupid when she wanted to watch the news she put a newspaper on the tv
your momma’s so ugly that when she went to the ugly contest they told her NO PROFETIONALS
YOUR MOMMA IS SO UGLE WHEN HE WENT IN THE HUNTED HOUSE HE CAME OUT WITH A WORKING APPLICATION
i love the gang and i want sayed
hahahahaha im funny
sorry everyone that comment above was from me pretending to be jenna C
Yo mom’s so stupid, she tried to put m&m’s in abc order
yo mamma so fat she uses north america as her blanket at night
yo mamma so fat when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house
yo mamma’s legs R so long when she goes for a walk around the block and she only has to take 1 step
Tour mom is so fat she went to the acwerum and the people are freaking out. OMg the whale fell out of the tank
What’s up my peps
Yo party pepl $$$$$$$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo mumus so fat she sat on a shop and made the prises go low
yo mamma is so dumb, that she spent 2 hours watching 60 minutes
yo mum is like a firecracker i bang she scream
yo mama is so fat that when she sat on a coin a bugger came out of george washingtons nose
Your momma’s pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn
yo muma is soo fat that when god said let thier be light she hat too move out the way
i am the worst person at tell ing jokes and i crap my pant and i wear napies
and this is how big my dick is[ ]in real life
yo momma so fat they gave her the hole mcdonalds to her
yo mamma is so fat when she sat on the toilet the toilet sang a b c d e f g get your fat ***off of me
yo mama so fat she tripped on 4 th .ave and landed on 12th .ave
yo mama so fat you yelled in he belly botton and it ecoed
yo mama so ugly she took a walk and a man looked at her and said its halloween alreaty
yo mama so fat she covered the moon and made an elipes
hi………………
yo momma is so ugly she fall in loveanddroke
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yo mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and it started raining skittles
your moma’s so fat when she went sky diving she went straight to hell
your momma’s soo stupid when she heard the super bowl was coming she cam out with a spoon and a fork saying i want some
your momma’s so fat that she tried to do a push up instead she couldnt even lift up her neck but when someone showed her a donut she did 20 sit ups but didnt get the donut so she put all her weight on the guy and took the donut
your momma’s so fat that when i punched her my hand went inside of her and she said “haha,now u cant find it”
ur mommaz so fat dat wen she past by da tv i missed 3 commercials
your momma house is so dirty that i have to wipe my feet going out
Yo mamma so fat when she went to the movies she sat right next to everybody!!!
your mums so fat that wen she went swimming in the sea, even the whales started singin “we are family”
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