Yo Momma so ugly that when she was born her mom named her shit happens.
Yo Momma so ugly that her birth certificut is an appoligy letter from the condom factory.
If you are looking for a skiing vacation or an underwater adventure amidst sun and golden sands, or else on steep cliffs of thick forests, we have it all.
hunter talks so much he is so annoyin i nd nobody else can stand him he is the one who was talkin bout brandon h nd he gots no room to talk so he needs to shut his mouth
GOD! I am back and I don’t like what I see. I have officially claimed this website stupid and i will NEVER come back again! Bye people. Here’s my last joke. All of yalls mamas r soooooooooooo stupid she thought dat dis website was still a fun place to go to!
yo momma is so dirrrty that when she had phone sex with her ex hubby on the phone, he died of aids the next day.
yo momma is so fattt that when will.i.am ask ur momma where she got her body from, she says she got it from mcspicy, popcorn chicken, cheese fries, mutton stew..
im not playin with all you little kids! this site is for momma jokes and that only! so you little annoyin kids need to cut the crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your mommas so stupid she went to elementary school and the teacher said, “Jennifer, If 2=X and X+3 is five, whats 3+X?” You know what she said? “THIS IS THE HARDEST PROBLEM IN MY LIFE!”
I would just like to say that i love girls and that i just want everyone to know this! and i would love to get with this beautiful girl named Sherri Collins she goes to my school!
One time there was this man named Jim right? Jim was a hard working man and had 3 children and his wife. One day a bum came up to him and asked “Yoou haazz a biieer?” Jim said no and went home. When he got home he looked on his doorstep and saw the same bum. “Yoou haazz a biieer?” Jim said no and walked into his house. He fixed himself dinner, ate, and wanted to have sex with his wife. He put his condom on, got naked, and got in bed. There, the same bum sat in bed with him. “Yoou haazz a biieer?”
u guys r the reason i smile
my life wuld be so retarded without you
i wanna hug u for internity
cammy no matter wat i will meet u if it means killing myself XOXO
ok seeing that none of my friends no about this website apart from gabby i can say
I LOVE JORDAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol
cammy&gabby u guys are the reason i wake up in the morning and the reason i am still alive without use i wuld be a nobody u dont no how much i love you…..
Hey its me again (Jenna)
ill tell u bout myself i love jordan wilton heaps!!!!!!!
gabby is the reason i wake up she is sooooooooo awesome
me nd her aweome homies(Y) cammy if i never meet you my life would be reli crap u hav been so kool and yes one day we will deffiltly sleep in a tree!
cammy ily
gabby ily
jordan ily
u make me spin
u keep me alive
u make my life worth living u make every day the best day of my life
xoxoxox dont no wat id do with out use xoxoxoxo ily forever and eva
once again GABBY JORDAN AND CAMMY
i love you more than words can ever say …
i love u like yo mama love cake!
i love u like the world
u will be in my life forever!
i love u i cant say how much
so much
i always will !!!!!
jordan u r soooooooooooo kool and funny and awesome if we were never friends i mean i wuld die.
cammy u nd me from the moment u said kyle was my boyfriend. i new we would be friends forverver and ever
and gabby i cant explain you
your just to awesome and we homies for life! xoxoxo one wword to describe u perfuct..
JORDAN
ONE DAY I REALLY HOPE YOU READ THIS
CUZ I WANT YOU TO NO I LOVE YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH
AND U HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH
I LOVE U I LOVE U I LOVE U I LOVE U I LOVE U I LOVE U
I CANT EXPLAIN IN WORDS HOW MUCH I LOVE U
I LOVE U LIKE THE WORLD
U MAKE ME SMILE
U MAKE ME LAUGH
U MAKE ME, ME
UR MY ROCK
UR MY BESTIE FOR 2007 I LOVE U SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH AND ONE DAY I HOPE U READ THIS AND FIND OUT HOW MUCH I REALLY LOVE YOU. XOXOXO
and i dont care
if i ever get ripped off by yr6 for likeing you
cuz i love you sooo much and thats all that matters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i love u soooooo much
U 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000X BETTER THAN NATHAN IN EVERY POSSIBLE WAY
I LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOH!
Posted: January 1st, 2008
yo momma is so hairy she got afros on her nipples
Posted: January 1st, 2008
you momma so fat when she brings her pants to the dry cleaners they say we dont wash certains
Posted: January 1st, 2008
yo mamma so fat she got babtise in the sea
Posted: January 1st, 2008
yo mamma so short she dose back flips under her bed
Posted: January 1st, 2008
yo mamma skini she dose pushups under the door
Posted: January 1st, 2008
yo mamma under arms so hairy looks like she is giveing kingkong a headlock
Posted: January 1st, 2008
yo mamma so fat she makes free willy look like a gold fish
Posted: January 1st, 2008
u ugly basterd
Posted: January 1st, 2008
it is 2008 losers
Posted: January 1st, 2008
triple H rocks
Posted: January 1st, 2008
your momma is so short that she has to hold up a sign saying,”don’t spit i can’t swim!!!!”
Posted: January 2nd, 2008
yo momma is so poor she found a penny and said I’m Rich!
Posted: January 2nd, 2008
yo momma is so old I told her to play her own age and she died.
Posted: January 2nd, 2008
yo mommma is so dumb she tried to throw a rock at the ground and missed.
Posted: January 2nd, 2008
Ya Mamma soooooo ugly, she put a phone in her butt cuz she wanted a booty call
Posted: January 2nd, 2008
yo mommas so dumb she gave birth to you
Posted: January 2nd, 2008
yo mommas so cheap she went to the dollar store and said, “It’s too expensive”
Posted: January 2nd, 2008
guitar hero 3 is so fun
Posted: January 2nd, 2008
yo momma’s having a pary in ha mouth
and evrybdy ‘cummin’
Posted: January 2nd, 2008
tell me why yo momma so old dat
she went to da antique shop
and ppl thought she was on sell
Posted: January 2nd, 2008
tell me why yo momma so nasty
dat when to dad die
she gon get him cremated
put da ashes on ha pussy
so he cud tear dat ass up
1 MO TYME NIGGA
Posted: January 2nd, 2008
tell me why yo momma
so tall dat
she did a backflip
and kicked Jesus in da mouth
Posted: January 2nd, 2008
yo momma missin a finger
and cant cout pass nine
yo momma qot tangled in da codless phone
yo momma
nickname is Rambo
yo momma twice
da man u r
Posted: January 2nd, 2008
yo momma always in
a bad mood da
mickie dees she
work for dont even sell
happymeals
Posted: January 2nd, 2008
Yo mama arms are so short she qotta
to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
tell me why yo momma was born wit no ass
but da bitch always sayin “i aint gon take
no shit”
Posted: January 2nd, 2008
yo momma mouth
so big she speak in surround sound
tell me why yo momma so fat
dat when she breathe it sound
like she takin a shit
why yo momma so old dat wen
she was a kid
rainbows was black and white
Posted: January 2nd, 2008
yo momma head so
small dat she qot
ha ear pierced and
died
Posted: January 2nd, 2008
yo momma qot 1 leg and a bike
yo momma fell off da family tree
yo momma bald and got a part
yo momma has a glass eye wit a fish in it
Posted: January 2nd, 2008
i quit!!!
i only qot 2 of dem jokes from da
web
yo momma mouth
so big she speak in surround sound
&
yo momma
nickname(middle) is Rambo
idk who rambo is…lol
Posted: January 2nd, 2008
ur mamma iz so dum she heard the door bell and ran 2 the microwave
Posted: January 2nd, 2008
ur mum iz so dum she climbed over a glass wall 2 see wat was on the other side
Posted: January 2nd, 2008
cody-collin
Posted: January 2nd, 2008
All Yall Mommas are so dumb, they got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
Yo mommas so fat, she baths in barbeque sauce.
Posted: January 2nd, 2008
these r clas jokes
Posted: January 3rd, 2008
Yo Momma ass is so hairy it look like Don KIng is gon pop out and say only in America
Posted: January 3rd, 2008
yo momma is like a bowlin ball
she getz 3 fingers
thrown in the gutter
and da bitch cums back for more!!!!!
Posted: January 3rd, 2008
i hate u justine
Posted: January 3rd, 2008
yo momma is so stupid,she puts stuff on this website about herself.
Posted: January 3rd, 2008
its yo mamma
Posted: January 3rd, 2008
Your momma is so fat she stepped on a wieght scale and it showed her phone nuber.
Posted: January 3rd, 2008
Your momma is so ugly she makes michael jackson look like the hottest man on earth.
Posted: January 3rd, 2008
your momma is so ugly that when she went to a stripper place they threw money at her so she can get off.
Posted: January 3rd, 2008
your momma is so ugly that when she went to a stripper place they gave her money to put her clothes back on.
Posted: January 3rd, 2008
That must be your momma.
Posted: January 3rd, 2008
yo face
Posted: January 3rd, 2008
i smell like a fruit cake… and i like to suck some ****. And i go out with lakell
Posted: January 3rd, 2008
Yo mama is so stupid that she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: January 3rd, 2008
sorry, my momma is the DUMB ONE hehe i scared of yall peeps im sorry im gay
Posted: January 3rd, 2008
Blairs mom is so fat she is just fat
Posted: January 4th, 2008
yo mamma is so old looks like father time kicked her ass starting from the tens and ended up in the thousends.
Posted: January 4th, 2008
yo mamma is so fat you wouled have to have a pareishoot just to get off.
Posted: January 4th, 2008
Yo Momma so ugly that when she was born her mom named her shit happens.
Yo Momma so ugly that her birth certificut is an appoligy letter from the condom factory.
Posted: January 4th, 2008
yo mamma is so fat when she went to outer space they thought she was aplanet
Posted: January 4th, 2008
yo momma is so fat that she used mexico and the middle east like a blanket
Posted: January 4th, 2008
If you are looking for a skiing vacation or an underwater adventure amidst sun and golden sands, or else on steep cliffs of thick forests, we have it all.
Posted: January 4th, 2008
yo mamma so stupid she said hgsdgvdebnv bhvb vbzjn bxjb b jb bvbhfhfhfhfhfh
Posted: January 4th, 2008
yo momma so gay she bang your mom up the qqqqqquuuuuuueeeeeeeeeffffffffffff hole
Posted: January 4th, 2008
yo mamma so ulgy that she looked at the mirror it came off the wall smaked her in the face and then said what the hell is your problem
Posted: January 4th, 2008
the gayest dude ever is BRANDON HENSCH
Posted: January 4th, 2008
his brother is BRIAM HENSCH
Posted: January 4th, 2008
YOUR MOM SAID THAT TO ME LAST NIGHT
Posted: January 4th, 2008
QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFFF
Posted: January 4th, 2008
hunter talks so much he is so annoyin i nd nobody else can stand him he is the one who was talkin bout brandon h nd he gots no room to talk so he needs to shut his mouth
Posted: January 4th, 2008
yo momma eats so many dicks she chokes on piss
Posted: January 4th, 2008
HI
Posted: January 4th, 2008
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Posted: January 4th, 2008
ur mom is so stupid she tried to smoke crack wit her butttttttthole
Posted: January 4th, 2008
ur mom is so stupid she tried to smoke crack wit her butttttttthole
Posted: January 4th, 2008
hello who is this posting all these innapropriate comments? if you do not stop i will kick you off my website and get the cops!!!!!!
Posted: January 4th, 2008
NO JUST NO
Posted: January 4th, 2008
NOT EVEN ON WEDNESDAYS
Posted: January 5th, 2008
Yo mama so fat she can’t even jump to da conclusion
Posted: January 5th, 2008
yo momma so short she had to use a sticky hand to grab the toilit paper
Posted: January 5th, 2008
yo mommma so bald when she got in the shower she became brainwashed
Posted: January 5th, 2008
stop posting these inapropriate coments!!!!!
Posted: January 5th, 2008
scared u huh.
Posted: January 5th, 2008
Yo momma is so fat, when she ran away they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton.
yo momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 it was on a scale.
There are 3 things you can see from space
great wall of china
great barrier reff
AND YO MOMMA
Posted: January 5th, 2008
jnhih
Posted: January 5th, 2008
Yo momma is so ugly that rice crispies wont even talk to her!
Posted: January 5th, 2008
hahahahaha
Posted: January 5th, 2008
yo momma so dumb she sat on the tv looking at chair
Posted: January 5th, 2008
all ya b***hes
Posted: January 5th, 2008
JO MAMMA SO OLD SHE SAT BEHIND JESUS IN 3D CLASS
Posted: January 5th, 2008
Yo momma so fat, that when she sat next to somone in class, she sat next to EVERYBODY
Posted: January 5th, 2008
Yo momma is like a brick- flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans
Yo momma so ugly, when she rubbed a lamp, the genie came out, took one look at yo momma, and said “I quit”
Yo momma is such a ho, the only reason she wear underwear is to keep her ankles warm.
Posted: January 5th, 2008
GOD! I am back and I don’t like what I see. I have officially claimed this website stupid and i will NEVER come back again! Bye people. Here’s my last joke. All of yalls mamas r soooooooooooo stupid she thought dat dis website was still a fun place to go to!
Posted: January 6th, 2008
eat me
Posted: January 6th, 2008
yo mamma so ugly she gave herself a bj
Posted: January 6th, 2008
your mama is soooooo dumb when i said suck my dick she did ,when we were in the club ”tryin to stop suckin dick club”… hahaha suck my dick
Posted: January 6th, 2008
Your momma is so stupid she cut off one of her fingures because she could only count to 9.
Posted: January 6th, 2008
Your momma is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store… when the cops found her and she had died of starvation.
Posted: January 6th, 2008
yo momma just like a big mac full of fat and worthn one dollar!!!
Posted: January 6th, 2008
Your momma’s so fat even Naruto doesn’t believe it!!!!
Posted: January 7th, 2008
yo mama is so hairy that king kong got jealous
Posted: January 7th, 2008
yo yo yo
yo momma is so dirrrty that when she had phone sex with her ex hubby on the phone, he died of aids the next day.
yo momma is so fattt that when will.i.am ask ur momma where she got her body from, she says she got it from mcspicy, popcorn chicken, cheese fries, mutton stew..
Posted: January 7th, 2008
yo moma so ugly, then naruto had to use his nine taild power to look at her whith out dieing
Posted: January 7th, 2008
yo momma so fat then when chogi saw her he stop eatig chips
Posted: January 7th, 2008
yo momma is so fat and ugly when she went outside everyone ran away yelling “SOLAR ECLIPSE!!!!”
Posted: January 7th, 2008
yo momma so short she has to use a sticky hand to open the car door
Posted: January 7th, 2008
yo momma is so stupid she put a dime in a 25 cent gumball machine
Posted: January 7th, 2008
yo momma is so old when she breast feed it’s like powder
Posted: January 7th, 2008
yo momma so stupid she thought 2+2 was 5001
Posted: January 7th, 2008
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Posted: January 7th, 2008
im not playin with all you little kids! this site is for momma jokes and that only! so you little annoyin kids need to cut the crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: January 7th, 2008
naw
Posted: January 8th, 2008
yo momma s fat when she fell it looked like she was still standing
Posted: January 8th, 2008
u’r a fat lard u neef to stop acting like the management
Posted: January 8th, 2008
Your mommas soo fat that she got on a rollercoaster and the tracks fell
Posted: January 8th, 2008
Your mommas so stupid that she think she got beer poisoning from root beer.
Posted: January 8th, 2008
yo momma so stupid she got drunk from root beer
Posted: January 8th, 2008
Your mommas so stupid that she was arrested. Why? She was a blonde caught thinking.
Posted: January 8th, 2008
yo momma so weird she eats maccoroni and cheese with chocolate syrup
Posted: January 8th, 2008
Your mommas so stupid, she thought that carnival worker stood for clown managers.
Posted: January 8th, 2008
Your mommas so stupid she needs directions to get to MapQuest
Posted: January 8th, 2008
yo momma so dumb she asked a retard for directions to the city
Posted: January 8th, 2008
no
Posted: January 8th, 2008
Your mommas so stupid that she thought Baghdad was a company for sack fathers.
Posted: January 8th, 2008
WHATEVER
Posted: January 8th, 2008
Your mommas so fat that she was nicknamed “Lard-a-doodle Master” in high school
Posted: January 8th, 2008
yo mama is so fat shes the reason the stock market crashed
Posted: January 8th, 2008
yo mama so poor she cant afford to pay attention
Posted: January 8th, 2008
yo mama is so fat the doctor perscribed anerexia
Posted: January 8th, 2008
yo mama is so stupid she thought MedWatch was a TV show
Posted: January 8th, 2008
your momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck
Posted: January 8th, 2008
hav u eva been in a fun house at the carnival Yo momma is a bit like one of dem bit fat ugly and u can ride her all day 4 a dollar
Posted: January 8th, 2008
YO MAMMA FAT SHE SAT ON THA RAINBOW AND SKITTLES CAME OUT…HAHAHA
Posted: January 9th, 2008
Yo momma so fat that even her tongue got stretch-marks
Posted: January 9th, 2008
Your mom is so dumb, she needs a string to get to work and back.
Posted: January 9th, 2008
Your mommas so short she needs a ladder to get to the kiddie stool
Posted: January 9th, 2008
Your mommas so fat she used the moon as a spitball.
Posted: January 9th, 2008
Your mommas so stupid she went to elementary school and the teacher said, “Jennifer, If 2=X and X+3 is five, whats 3+X?” You know what she said? “THIS IS THE HARDEST PROBLEM IN MY LIFE!”
Posted: January 9th, 2008
Your mommas so dumb that she went to college. Didn’t get an education though.
Posted: January 9th, 2008
Your mommas so dumb that she went to college. Didn’t get an education though.
Posted: January 9th, 2008
Your mommas so dumb that she went to college. Didn’t get an education though.
Posted: January 9th, 2008
Yo mommas soooo nasty she had sex with big bird and gave him the bird flew…..
Posted: January 9th, 2008
Your mommas so dumb shes dumb. Original
Posted: January 9th, 2008
Your mommas so hairy, she makes Donkey Kong look like a hairball
Posted: January 9th, 2008
yo mama sooooooo fat she jumped in a pool and the water jumped out and said i’ll wait my turn
Posted: January 9th, 2008
yo mamma is so fat she saw a buss full of white kids n she said stop that twinkie
Posted: January 9th, 2008
yo momma so fat, she walked pass my tv and i missed 3 movies….
Posted: January 9th, 2008
If you don’t now what sex position is to make ugly babies go ask your mom
Posted: January 9th, 2008
yo mamma so blick, when she was at registration at 10:00pm for the parents evening, she was marked absense
Posted: January 9th, 2008
yo momma so dum i told her we should go practice safe sex…..then she went and grabbed some knee-pads
Posted: January 9th, 2008
yo momma sooo dum she told me that she took a spoon to the superbowl
Posted: January 9th, 2008
Yo momma is like a freezer,everyone sticks their meat in her.
Posted: January 9th, 2008
Yo momma like a bowling ball,she’s picked up,fingered,and thrown in the gutter.
Posted: January 9th, 2008
Yo momma so old she ran track with the dinosaurs
Posted: January 9th, 2008
Yo momma so old when she went to school there was no history class.
Posted: January 9th, 2008
Yo momma is so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.
Posted: January 9th, 2008
Yo momma is so stupid she studied for a drug test.
Posted: January 9th, 2008
Yo momma is fat when she passed in front of my t.v. i missed the whole season of football.
Posted: January 9th, 2008
Yo momma is so fat when she turned around everyone threw here a welcome back party.
Posted: January 9th, 2008
Yo momma is so stupid she ordered her sushi well done.
Posted: January 9th, 2008
Yo momma is so ugly she didnt get hit with the ugly stick,she got hit with the ugly log.
Posted: January 9th, 2008
Yo momma is so stupid she tried to put the M&M’s in alphabetical order.
Posted: January 9th, 2008
Yo momma is so stupid she got stabbed in a shootout.
Posted: January 9th, 2008
Yo momma is so fat when she was walking down the street in a red dress kids yelled,”Hey kool aid.”
Posted: January 10th, 2008
yo mamma is sooooo fat it took the speed of light 2 days to go around!
Posted: January 10th, 2008
Your momma soo stupid she tripped over a CORDLESS phone! lol
Posted: January 10th, 2008
Your momma so fat her cereal bowl got life requirements
Posted: January 10th, 2008
Yo mama is so ugly, she turned maduusa to stone
Posted: January 10th, 2008
yo mamma so fat she sat in monster truck and it looked like a low rider
Posted: January 10th, 2008
yo mamma so skinny she inspires crack whores to diet
Posted: January 10th, 2008
Yo mamma is so poor i walked in the front door and feel out the back
Posted: January 10th, 2008
yo mamma so fat she sweats butter and syrup now she has a ful time job at i hop swiping pancakes across her head
Posted: January 10th, 2008
I LOVE JEREMY PHILLIPS
Posted: January 10th, 2008
I HATE DAVID MANLY lol j/k hes awsome i love him
Posted: January 10th, 2008
I LOVE DANA SIMMONS
Posted: January 10th, 2008
yo mamma so fat she is broke back mountain
Posted: January 10th, 2008
yo mamma so ugly she looks like brittany sloan
Posted: January 10th, 2008
I would just like to say that i love girls and that i just want everyone to know this! and i would love to get with this beautiful girl named Sherri Collins she goes to my school!
Posted: January 10th, 2008
Why is your momma fat?
Posted: January 10th, 2008
omg i just got my phone taken away from me by coach nash
boohoo lol
Posted: January 10th, 2008
your mama so poor i went to her house and asked her waht er were having for diner? She put her foot on the table and said corn chips
Posted: January 10th, 2008
Omg! i really like this guy at my school and i don’t know what to do!
Posted: January 10th, 2008
yo momma so old even her breast milk expired….
Posted: January 10th, 2008
yo momma so old she got a love letter from Fredrick Douglas……
Posted: January 10th, 2008
yo momz is so ugly, that X-Zibit had thought of a new show called ‘Pimp My Face’
Posted: January 10th, 2008
yo mommaz ass is ssooo hairy, it played that wookey in Star Warz…aaaaarrrrr…..aaaaarrrrr…..aaaaarrrrr…..aaaaarrrr…..
Posted: January 10th, 2008
yo momma is so poor, the bloody wedding cake was made out of corn-bread
Posted: January 11th, 2008
Yo dushbags suck at this! Now here’s something to laugh about. Yo mama so fat she asked you losers what diet you used!
Posted: January 11th, 2008
Your mommas so skinny she fell in a crack and ended up in China
Posted: January 11th, 2008
Heres a long joke
One time there was this man named Jim right? Jim was a hard working man and had 3 children and his wife. One day a bum came up to him and asked “Yoou haazz a biieer?” Jim said no and went home. When he got home he looked on his doorstep and saw the same bum. “Yoou haazz a biieer?” Jim said no and walked into his house. He fixed himself dinner, ate, and wanted to have sex with his wife. He put his condom on, got naked, and got in bed. There, the same bum sat in bed with him. “Yoou haazz a biieer?”
Posted: January 11th, 2008
Your mommas so stupid she wrapped herself in silly putty and got stuck
Posted: January 11th, 2008
man marci is so fat when she walks i get a boner from the vibrations
Posted: January 11th, 2008
Jeff is a bastard
Posted: January 11th, 2008
yo mamma is so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing “we are family”.
Posted: January 11th, 2008
yo mama s so fat when she puts on a yellow rain coat people stop her as a taxi
Posted: January 11th, 2008
yo mamma so fat she make free willy look like a tic tac
Posted: January 11th, 2008
Yo mamma so fishy she da owner of yo sushi
Posted: January 11th, 2008
you guys…….tell yo momz dat she shud try and go bra-less, so her boobz can pull da wrinklez down from her face!!!!!
Posted: January 11th, 2008
yo momma so fat she got tatooed with a spear-gun
Posted: January 11th, 2008
yo mommaz feet are so ruf it can grip ice!!!!
Posted: January 11th, 2008
man i gotah give it to yo momma she a real patriotic ho, man she would have srewed more soldiers then President BUSH!!!!!!!
Posted: January 11th, 2008
yo mommaz so blind even her thotz r blurry…..
Posted: January 12th, 2008
you momma so fat she had to put her belt on wit a
boomarang
Posted: January 12th, 2008
you momma so fat her belt is a jump rope
Posted: January 12th, 2008
YO MOMMA IS SOO SMALL SHE NEEDED TO PARASHOOT OFF DA CURB………!!!! 2K8 RULES MANN.,…..!!
Posted: January 12th, 2008
Yo momma so damn gay, she makes Micheal Jackson look like a normal MAN!!!
Posted: January 12th, 2008
yo mamma so stupi when you were born she saw the unbilicle cord, turned to daddy and said look it comes with cables
Posted: January 12th, 2008
yo momma so stupid she thinks 1+1=11
Posted: January 13th, 2008
yo momma is so stupid that she took a ladder to the giants game!
Posted: January 13th, 2008
yo momma so stupid when you came out yo momma looked at yo daddy and then looked at your umbellical cord and said look honey we got cable…
lol u know its funny so laugh
Posted: January 13th, 2008
yo momma so fat when she sat down the earth collapsed…
lol
Posted: January 14th, 2008
yo mama like a race car she burns four rubbers a day
Posted: January 14th, 2008
ur momma is so fat that when it rains and puts her raincoat on and goes outside people start callin taxi
Posted: January 14th, 2008
ur so ugly when ur mom drops u off at skool they give her a ticket 4 littering!
Posted: January 14th, 2008
yo mom is like a race, she burns 7 rubbers an hour
Posted: January 15th, 2008
yo mamas so dumb she makes agbby franks look smart
luv u gabby
Posted: January 15th, 2008
yo mammas so desperate she is going out with nathan!!!!!!!!!!!
Gabby&Chels&Jordan LUV U!
Posted: January 15th, 2008
jenna wants 2 b a mumma 2 jordanskid!!
lol:)
Posted: January 15th, 2008
well this is not a yo mama joke but
these following people i love WAY to mucch
Gabby,Chels,Jordan,Cammy………
u guys r the reason i smile
my life wuld be so retarded without you
i wanna hug u for internity
cammy no matter wat i will meet u if it means killing myself XOXO
i love u all soooooooo mcuhh
Posted: January 15th, 2008
Jenna is cooler than yo mama!
Posted: January 15th, 2008
jenna makes my world go round
we r tighter than yo mammas shirt!
Posted: January 15th, 2008
ok seeing that none of my friends no about this website apart from gabby i can say
I LOVE JORDAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol
cammy&gabby u guys are the reason i wake up in the morning and the reason i am still alive without use i wuld be a nobody u dont no how much i love you…..
xoxooxoox
Posted: January 15th, 2008
I love jenna
she is an awsum friend
she is awsum at bball
and netball
i luv her for she is ma
hot
bitch
4
liffeee!!!!
ilyxxxxx
Posted: January 15th, 2008
Hey its me again (Jenna)
ill tell u bout myself i love jordan wilton heaps!!!!!!!
gabby is the reason i wake up she is sooooooooo awesome
me nd her aweome homies(Y) cammy if i never meet you my life would be reli crap u hav been so kool and yes one day we will deffiltly sleep in a tree!
cammy ily
gabby ily
jordan ily
u make me spin
u keep me alive
u make my life worth living u make every day the best day of my life
xoxoxox dont no wat id do with out use xoxoxoxo ily forever and eva
Posted: January 15th, 2008
jenna is my babycakes
and no that doesn’t mean yo mama can eat her
ily jennaxxxooo
Posted: January 15th, 2008
gabby u my buttercup
u are awesome ily
once again GABBY JORDAN AND CAMMY
i love you more than words can ever say …
i love u like yo mama love cake!
i love u like the world
u will be in my life forever!
i love u i cant say how much
so much
i always will !!!!!
jordan u r soooooooooooo kool and funny and awesome if we were never friends i mean i wuld die.
cammy u nd me from the moment u said kyle was my boyfriend. i new we would be friends forverver and ever
and gabby i cant explain you
your just to awesome and we homies for life! xoxoxo one wword to describe u perfuct..
Posted: January 15th, 2008
I
love
jenna
more
than
words
can
ever
say
xxx
Posted: January 15th, 2008
Dunpoo!!
Posted: January 15th, 2008
JORDAN
ONE DAY I REALLY HOPE YOU READ THIS
CUZ I WANT YOU TO NO I LOVE YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH
AND U HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH
I LOVE U I LOVE U I LOVE U I LOVE U I LOVE U I LOVE U
I CANT EXPLAIN IN WORDS HOW MUCH I LOVE U
I LOVE U LIKE THE WORLD
U MAKE ME SMILE
U MAKE ME LAUGH
U MAKE ME, ME
UR MY ROCK
UR MY BESTIE FOR 2007 I LOVE U SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH AND ONE DAY I HOPE U READ THIS AND FIND OUT HOW MUCH I REALLY LOVE YOU. XOXOXO
Posted: January 15th, 2008
can i be ur besty 4 2008?
Posted: January 15th, 2008
and i dont care
if i ever get ripped off by yr6 for likeing you
cuz i love you sooo much and thats all that matters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i love u soooooo much
Posted: January 15th, 2008
Jordan, who cares what ur stupid friend says, if u love jenna you’d follow your heart<3
Posted: January 15th, 2008
ur frends will get over it
but..
~jenna will never get over u~
Posted: January 15th, 2008
lol true fact jordan
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOOXOXO
Posted: January 15th, 2008
happy birthday 2 dwibface on the 17th of jan!!
Posted: January 15th, 2008
To Gabby
i love this website
but not as muchh as i love u and JORDAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol dont get me started on jordan again lol bahahahha
i love u jordan XOXO
luv u 2 gabxoxox
JORDAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
u guys rule my hart!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: January 15th, 2008
JORDAN OMG U RULE MY POOL!!!!!!!!
U RULE DOUGS AWESOMNESS
U 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000X BETTER THAN NATHAN IN EVERY POSSIBLE WAY
I LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOH!
Posted: January 15th, 2008
soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
changing the subject!!!!!
basket ball is soooooooooooooooooooooooo funnnnnnnnn
yea go west diamonds and city opals WOOOOOOOOOOO
i love basketball!
Posted: January 15th, 2008
luv
u
2
gab
xx
Posted: January 15th, 2008