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831 Responses to “New Years Yo Mum Jokes for January 2008”

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  1. 1
    yo momma is so hairy said:

      yo momma is so hairy she got afros on her nipples

  2. 2
    cody said:

      you momma so fat when she brings her pants to the dry cleaners they say we dont wash certains

  3. 3
    cody said:

      yo mamma so fat she got babtise in the sea

  4. 4
    cody-collin said:

      yo mamma so short she dose back flips under her bed

  5. 5
    cody-collin said:

      yo mamma skini she dose pushups under the door

  6. 6
    cody-collin said:

      yo mamma under arms so hairy looks like she is giveing kingkong a headlock

  7. 7
    cody-collin said:

      yo mamma so fat she makes free willy look like a gold fish

  8. 8
    justine said:

      u ugly basterd

  9. 9
    justine said:

      it is 2008 losers

  10. 10
    justin said:

      triple H rocks

  11. 11
    fri said:

      your momma is so short that she has to hold up a sign saying,”don’t spit i can’t swim!!!!”

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