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873 Responses to “New Years Yo Mum Jokes for January 2008”

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  1. 100
    yo momma iz ugly said:

      yo momma is so stupid she put a dime in a 25 cent gumball machine

  2. 101
    yo momma iz ugly said:

      yo momma is so old when she breast feed it’s like powder

  3. 102
    yo momma iz ugly said:

      yo momma so stupid she thought 2+2 was 5001

  4. 103
    Anonymous said:

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  5. 104
    this is management said:

      im not playin with all you little kids! this site is for momma jokes and that only! so you little annoyin kids need to cut the crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. 105
    Anonymous said:

      naw

  7. 106
    yo momma iz ugly said:

      yo momma s fat when she fell it looked like she was still standing

  8. 107
    yo momma iz ugly said:

      u’r a fat lard u neef to stop acting like the management

  9. 108
    Izurmoma said:

      Your mommas soo fat that she got on a rollercoaster and the tracks fell

  10. 109
    Izurmoma said:

      Your mommas so stupid that she think she got beer poisoning from root beer.

  11. 110
    izurmomaweird said:

      yo momma so stupid she got drunk from root beer

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