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856 Responses to “New Years Yo Mum Jokes for January 2008”

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  1. 111
    Izurmoma said:

      Your mommas so stupid that she was arrested. Why? She was a blonde caught thinking.

  2. 112
    izurmomaweird said:

      yo momma so weird she eats maccoroni and cheese with chocolate syrup

  3. 113
    Izurmoma said:

      Your mommas so stupid, she thought that carnival worker stood for clown managers.

  4. 114
    Izurmoma said:

      Your mommas so stupid she needs directions to get to MapQuest

  5. 115
    izurmomaweird said:

      yo momma so dumb she asked a retard for directions to the city

  6. 116
    izurmomaweird said:

      no

  7. 117
    FAT KID ALERT said:

      Your mommas so stupid that she thought Baghdad was a company for sack fathers.

  8. 118
    WHATEVER said:

      WHATEVER

  9. 119
    Megha said:

      Your mommas so fat that she was nicknamed “Lard-a-doodle Master” in high school

  10. 120
    drew said:

      yo mama is so fat shes the reason the stock market crashed

  11. 121
    drew said:

      yo mama so poor she cant afford to pay attention

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