855 Responses to “New Years Yo Mum Jokes for January 2008”

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1. 122
   drew said:
   Posted: January 8th, 2008

   yo mama is so fat the doctor perscribed anerexia

2. 123
   drew said:
   Posted: January 8th, 2008

   yo mama is so stupid she thought MedWatch was a TV show

3. 124
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: January 8th, 2008

   your momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck

4. 125
   dan caterer said:
   Posted: January 8th, 2008

   hav u eva been in a fun house at the carnival Yo momma is a bit like one of dem bit fat ugly and u can ride her all day 4 a dollar

5. 126
   DE-DE said:
   Posted: January 8th, 2008

   YO MAMMA FAT SHE SAT ON THA RAINBOW AND SKITTLES CAME OUT…HAHAHA

6. 127
   The Truth said:
   Posted: January 9th, 2008

   Yo momma so fat that even her tongue got stretch-marks

7. 128
   Chads Fad said:
   Posted: January 9th, 2008

   Your mom is so dumb, she needs a string to get to work and back.

8. 129
   Chads Fad said:
   Posted: January 9th, 2008

   Your mommas so short she needs a ladder to get to the kiddie stool

9. 130
   Chads Fad said:
   Posted: January 9th, 2008

   Your mommas so fat she used the moon as a spitball.

10. 131
    UR MOMMA THATS WHAT said:
    Posted: January 9th, 2008

    Your mommas so stupid she went to elementary school and the teacher said, “Jennifer, If 2=X and X+3 is five, whats 3+X?” You know what she said? “THIS IS THE HARDEST PROBLEM IN MY LIFE!”

11. 132
    ???? said:
    Posted: January 9th, 2008

    Your mommas so dumb that she went to college. Didn’t get an education though.

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