836 Responses to “New Years Yo Mum Jokes for January 2008”

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1. 133
   ???? said:
   Posted: January 9th, 2008

   Your mommas so dumb that she went to college. Didn’t get an education though.

2. 134
   Zyx Styx said:
   Posted: January 9th, 2008

   Your mommas so dumb that she went to college. Didn’t get an education though.

3. 135
   The Truth said:
   Posted: January 9th, 2008

   Yo mommas soooo nasty she had sex with big bird and gave him the bird flew…..

4. 136
   Zyx Styx said:
   Posted: January 9th, 2008

   Your mommas so dumb shes dumb. Original

5. 137
   Zyx Styx said:
   Posted: January 9th, 2008

   Your mommas so hairy, she makes Donkey Kong look like a hairball

6. 138
   the great said:
   Posted: January 9th, 2008

   yo mama sooooooo fat she jumped in a pool and the water jumped out and said i’ll wait my turn

7. 139
   ?????? said:
   Posted: January 9th, 2008

   yo mamma is so fat she saw a buss full of white kids n she said stop that twinkie

8. 140
   The Truth said:
   Posted: January 9th, 2008

   yo momma so fat, she walked pass my tv and i missed 3 movies….

9. 141
   cartman said:
   Posted: January 9th, 2008

   If you don’t now what sex position is to make ugly babies go ask your mom

10. 142
    khalid gelani said:
    Posted: January 9th, 2008

    yo mamma so blick, when she was at registration at 10:00pm for the parents evening, she was marked absense

11. 143
    The Truth said:
    Posted: January 9th, 2008

    yo momma so dum i told her we should go practice safe sex…..then she went and grabbed some knee-pads

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