831 Responses to “New Years Yo Mum Jokes for January 2008”

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1. 144
   The Truth said:
   Posted: January 9th, 2008

   yo momma sooo dum she told me that she took a spoon to the superbowl

2. 145
   Yourmother14 said:
   Posted: January 9th, 2008

   Yo momma is like a freezer,everyone sticks their meat in her.

3. 146
   Yourmother14 said:
   Posted: January 9th, 2008

   Yo momma like a bowling ball,she’s picked up,fingered,and thrown in the gutter.

4. 147
   Yourmother14 said:
   Posted: January 9th, 2008

   Yo momma so old she ran track with the dinosaurs

5. 148
   Yourmother14 said:
   Posted: January 9th, 2008

   Yo momma so old when she went to school there was no history class.

6. 149
   Yourmother14 said:
   Posted: January 9th, 2008

   Yo momma is so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.

7. 150
   Yourmother14 said:
   Posted: January 9th, 2008

   Yo momma is so stupid she studied for a drug test.

8. 151
   Yourmother14 said:
   Posted: January 9th, 2008

   Yo momma is fat when she passed in front of my t.v. i missed the whole season of football.

9. 152
   Yourmother14 said:
   Posted: January 9th, 2008

   Yo momma is so fat when she turned around everyone threw here a welcome back party.

10. 153
    Yourmother14 said:
    Posted: January 9th, 2008

    Yo momma is so stupid she ordered her sushi well done.

11. 154
    Yourmother14 said:
    Posted: January 9th, 2008

    Yo momma is so ugly she didnt get hit with the ugly stick,she got hit with the ugly log.

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