825 Responses to “New Years Yo Mum Jokes for January 2008”

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1. 155
   Yourmother14 said:
   Posted: January 9th, 2008

   Yo momma is so stupid she tried to put the M&M’s in alphabetical order.

2. 156
   Yourmother14 said:
   Posted: January 9th, 2008

   Yo momma is so stupid she got stabbed in a shootout.

3. 157
   Yourmother14 said:
   Posted: January 9th, 2008

   Yo momma is so fat when she was walking down the street in a red dress kids yelled,”Hey kool aid.”

4. 158
   Jeff Hardy said:
   Posted: January 10th, 2008

   yo mamma is sooooo fat it took the speed of light 2 days to go around!

5. 159
   Kelcey said:
   Posted: January 10th, 2008

   Your momma soo stupid she tripped over a CORDLESS phone! lol

6. 160
   A Rock said:
   Posted: January 10th, 2008

   Your momma so fat her cereal bowl got life requirements

7. 161
   M16 said:
   Posted: January 10th, 2008

   Yo mama is so ugly, she turned maduusa to stone

8. 162
   Dana lynn said:
   Posted: January 10th, 2008

   yo mamma so fat she sat in monster truck and it looked like a low rider

9. 163
   Tiffany brooke said:
   Posted: January 10th, 2008

   yo mamma so skinny she inspires crack whores to diet

10. 164
    Dana simmons said:
    Posted: January 10th, 2008

    Yo mamma is so poor i walked in the front door and feel out the back

11. 165
    Donna smith said:
    Posted: January 10th, 2008

    yo mamma so fat she sweats butter and syrup now she has a ful time job at i hop swiping pancakes across her head

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