One time there was this man named Jim right? Jim was a hard working man and had 3 children and his wife. One day a bum came up to him and asked “Yoou haazz a biieer?” Jim said no and went home. When he got home he looked on his doorstep and saw the same bum. “Yoou haazz a biieer?” Jim said no and walked into his house. He fixed himself dinner, ate, and wanted to have sex with his wife. He put his condom on, got naked, and got in bed. There, the same bum sat in bed with him. “Yoou haazz a biieer?”
Posted: January 10th, 2008
yo momma so old she got a love letter from Fredrick Douglas……
Posted: January 10th, 2008
yo momz is so ugly, that X-Zibit had thought of a new show called ‘Pimp My Face’
Posted: January 10th, 2008
yo mommaz ass is ssooo hairy, it played that wookey in Star Warz…aaaaarrrrr…..aaaaarrrrr…..aaaaarrrrr…..aaaaarrrr…..
Posted: January 10th, 2008
yo momma is so poor, the bloody wedding cake was made out of corn-bread
Posted: January 11th, 2008
Yo dushbags suck at this! Now here’s something to laugh about. Yo mama so fat she asked you losers what diet you used!
Posted: January 11th, 2008
Your mommas so skinny she fell in a crack and ended up in China
Posted: January 11th, 2008
Heres a long joke
One time there was this man named Jim right? Jim was a hard working man and had 3 children and his wife. One day a bum came up to him and asked “Yoou haazz a biieer?” Jim said no and went home. When he got home he looked on his doorstep and saw the same bum. “Yoou haazz a biieer?” Jim said no and walked into his house. He fixed himself dinner, ate, and wanted to have sex with his wife. He put his condom on, got naked, and got in bed. There, the same bum sat in bed with him. “Yoou haazz a biieer?”
Posted: January 11th, 2008
Your mommas so stupid she wrapped herself in silly putty and got stuck
Posted: January 11th, 2008
man marci is so fat when she walks i get a boner from the vibrations
Posted: January 11th, 2008
Jeff is a bastard
Posted: January 11th, 2008
yo mamma is so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing “we are family”.