873 Responses to “New Years Yo Mum Jokes for January 2008”

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1. 188
   kris said:
   Posted: January 11th, 2008

   yo mama s so fat when she puts on a yellow rain coat people stop her as a taxi

2. 189
   yo mamma sushi said:
   Posted: January 11th, 2008

   yo mamma so fat she make free willy look like a tic tac

3. 190
   yo mamma sushi said:
   Posted: January 11th, 2008

   Yo mamma so fishy she da owner of yo sushi

4. 191
   The Truth said:
   Posted: January 11th, 2008

   you guys…….tell yo momz dat she shud try and go bra-less, so her boobz can pull da wrinklez down from her face!!!!!

5. 192
   The Truth said:
   Posted: January 11th, 2008

   yo momma so fat she got tatooed with a spear-gun

6. 193
   The Truth said:
   Posted: January 11th, 2008

   yo mommaz feet are so ruf it can grip ice!!!!

7. 194
   The Truth said:
   Posted: January 11th, 2008

   man i gotah give it to yo momma she a real patriotic ho, man she would have srewed more soldiers then President BUSH!!!!!!!

8. 195
   The Truth said:
   Posted: January 11th, 2008

   yo mommaz so blind even her thotz r blurry…..

9. 196
   college kid said:
   Posted: January 12th, 2008

   you momma so fat she had to put her belt on wit a
   boomarang

10. 197
    college kid said:
    Posted: January 12th, 2008

    you momma so fat her belt is a jump rope

11. 198
    Anonymous said:
    Posted: January 12th, 2008

    YO MOMMA IS SOO SMALL SHE NEEDED TO PARASHOOT OFF DA CURB………!!!! 2K8 RULES MANN.,…..!!

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