856 Responses to “New Years Yo Mum Jokes for January 2008”

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1. 199
   yo momma whale said:
   Posted: January 12th, 2008

   Yo momma so damn gay, she makes Micheal Jackson look like a normal MAN!!!

2. 200
   mamma king said:
   Posted: January 12th, 2008

   yo mamma so stupi when you were born she saw the unbilicle cord, turned to daddy and said look it comes with cables

3. 201
   b**** said:
   Posted: January 12th, 2008

   yo momma so stupid she thinks 1+1=11

4. 202
   hello said:
   Posted: January 13th, 2008

   yo momma is so stupid that she took a ladder to the giants game!

5. 203
   Devine-Dusty said:
   Posted: January 13th, 2008

   yo momma so stupid when you came out yo momma looked at yo daddy and then looked at your umbellical cord and said look honey we got cable…

   lol u know its funny so laugh

6. 204
   Devine-Dusty said:
   Posted: January 13th, 2008

   yo momma so fat when she sat down the earth collapsed…

   lol

7. 205
   ja mama said:
   Posted: January 14th, 2008

   yo mama like a race car she burns four rubbers a day

8. 206
   la angelita said:
   Posted: January 14th, 2008

   ur momma is so fat that when it rains and puts her raincoat on and goes outside people start callin taxi

9. 207
   la angelita said:
   Posted: January 14th, 2008

   ur so ugly when ur mom drops u off at skool they give her a ticket 4 littering!

10. 208
    hayden said:
    Posted: January 14th, 2008

    yo mom is like a race, she burns 7 rubbers an hour

11. 209
    JENNA said:
    Posted: January 15th, 2008

    yo mamas so dumb she makes agbby franks look smart

    luv u gabby

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