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825 Responses to “New Years Yo Mum Jokes for January 2008”

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  1. 12
    Yo momma so poor said:

      yo momma is so poor she found a penny and said I’m Rich!

  2. 13
    By Andrea De La Garza said:

      yo momma is so old I told her to play her own age and she died.

  3. 14
    By Andrea De La Garza said:

      yo mommma is so dumb she tried to throw a rock at the ground and missed.

  4. 15
    Ya Mamma said:

      Ya Mamma soooooo ugly, she put a phone in her butt cuz she wanted a booty call

  5. 16
    klapanio said:

      yo mommas so dumb she gave birth to you

  6. 17
    klapanio said:

      yo mommas so cheap she went to the dollar store and said, “It’s too expensive”

  7. 18
    justin said:

      guitar hero 3 is so fun

  8. 19
    nike freek said:

      yo momma’s having a pary in ha mouth
      and evrybdy ‘cummin’

  9. 20
    nike freek said:

      tell me why yo momma so old dat
      she went to da antique shop
      and ppl thought she was on sell

  10. 21
    nike freek said:

      tell me why yo momma so nasty
      dat when to dad die
      she gon get him cremated
      put da ashes on ha pussy
      so he cud tear dat ass up
      1 MO TYME NIGGA

  11. 22
    nike freek said:

      tell me why yo momma
      so tall dat
      she did a backflip
      and kicked Jesus in da mouth

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