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Happy New Years!
Your momma is so fat she’s stuck in 2007…
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Heres a long joke
One time there was this man named Jim right? Jim was a hard working man and had 3 children and his wife. One day a bum came up to him and asked “Yoou haazz a biieer?” Jim said no and went home. When he got home he looked on his doorstep and saw the same bum. “Yoou haazz a biieer?” Jim said no and walked into his house. He fixed himself dinner, ate, and wanted to have sex with his wife. He put his condom on, got naked, and got in bed. There, the same bum sat in bed with him. “Yoou haazz a biieer?”
TweetYour mommas so skinny she fell in a crack and ended up in China
TweetYo dushbags suck at this! Now here’s something to laugh about. Yo mama so fat she asked you losers what diet you used!
Tweetyo momma is so poor, the bloody wedding cake was made out of corn-bread
Tweetyo mommaz ass is ssooo hairy, it played that wookey in Star Warz…aaaaarrrrr…..aaaaarrrrr…..aaaaarrrrr…..aaaaarrrr…..
Tweetyo momz is so ugly, that X-Zibit had thought of a new show called ‘Pimp My Face’
Tweetyo momma so old she got a love letter from Fredrick Douglas……
Tweetyo momma so old even her breast milk expired….
TweetOmg! i really like this guy at my school and i don’t know what to do!
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