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yo momma so old she owes jesus 5 bucks yo momma so old wen god said let there be lite she hit the switch yo momma so old she sat behind jesus in 3rd grade
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIIIISSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey if nick whemhoffer reads this im duncan read my posts lol
Yo momma is so poor I saw her at K Mart buying Hefty bags, I asked What are ya doin’, she said buying luggage
your momma is like a screen door, after a couple of bangs she tends to loosen up……
your momma is like a bowling ball shes picked up fingered and thrown in the gutter…….
your momma is so fat she sat on a tropical rock and made fruity pebbles.
yo momma is so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of george washington’s nose.
yo momma got one hand and the clapper.
yo momma is so ugly her nickname is DAMN!
you’r momma so stupid she stared at an orange juice container because it said concentrate
ur momma’s teeth are brighter than the McDonalds sign.
Your Name or Momma's Name
Posted: January 17th, 2008
yo momma so old she owes jesus 5 bucks
yo momma so old wen god said let there be lite she hit the switch
yo momma so old she sat behind jesus in 3rd grade
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DIIIISSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: January 17th, 2008
hey if nick whemhoffer reads this im duncan read my posts lol
Posted: January 17th, 2008
Yo momma is so poor I saw her at K Mart buying Hefty bags, I asked What are ya doin’, she said buying luggage
Posted: January 18th, 2008
your momma is like a screen door, after a couple of bangs she tends to loosen up……
Posted: January 18th, 2008
your momma is like a bowling ball shes picked up fingered and thrown in the gutter…….
Posted: January 18th, 2008
your momma is so fat she sat on a tropical rock and made fruity pebbles.
Posted: January 18th, 2008
yo momma is so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of george washington’s nose.
Posted: January 18th, 2008
yo momma got one hand and the clapper.
Posted: January 18th, 2008
yo momma is so ugly her nickname is DAMN!
Posted: January 18th, 2008
you’r momma so stupid she stared at
an orange juice container because it
said concentrate
Posted: January 18th, 2008
ur momma’s teeth are brighter than the McDonalds sign.