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869 Responses to “New Years Yo Mum Jokes for January 2008”

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  1. 265
    yo momma said:

      Ur momma so fat that they showed her a picture of her feet and couldn’t identify it

  2. 266
    Anonymous said:

      YO momma so old that she knew McDonalds when he was just Mike Donalds.
      Yo’ momma so old that she knew Dairy Queen when she was just a princess.

      white people call us colored but when we were born we were black ,when we sad we black ,when we happy we black ,when we mad we black
      but white people when born they white, when they sad they blue , when they mad they red, when they hurt purple,
      when both of us gay we all da colors of da rainbow

      P.S. I don’t see race, i just see ppl themselves

  3. 267
    yaya said:

      Yo’ mama’s so fat, I kept trying to leave her, but I couldn’t escape her gravitational pull!

  4. 268
    Anonymous said:

      YO MOMMA!!!!!!!!

  5. 269
    Your-Gay said:

      Yo Momma is so fat she needs to put lipstick on with a paintroller

  6. 270
    reed said:

      yo momma so stupid she stuck a bottle rocket up her butt and tried to fly.

  7. 271
    crabbers said:

      Yo Mommas so fat shes stuck in 2007

  8. 272
    Taryn said:

      Yo Momma’s so fat she’s on both sides of the family!

  9. 273
    Taryn said:

      Yo momma’s so stupid she locked herself in the grocery store and died of starvation.

  10. 274
    Nick said:

      yo momma is so short when she sits on a curb her legs dont touch the ground

  11. 275
    MAXFEEZ said:

      Your mommas so fat her ass looks like 2 pigs fighting over a rotten potatoe

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