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869 Responses to “New Years Yo Mum Jokes for January 2008”

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  1. 276
    MAXFEEZ said:

      Yo mammas so fat NASA has to iron her clothes

  2. 277
    MAXFEEZ said:

      Yo daddys so poor his child support is backed up further that yo bald ass momma hairline

  3. 278
    MAXFEEZ said:

      Yo mammas so fat she pisses hotdog water

  4. 279
    MAXFEEZ said:

      Yo mamas so fat she uses a sheep as a tampon

  5. 280
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Yo momma’s face is so big, she can fit $100 worth groceries in the bags under her eye’s

  6. 281
    Andrew Poole said:

      Im so dumb.

  7. 282
    Jun Jun and Ri RI said:

      yo momma is just like a hardware store 5 cents a screw

  8. 283
    Jun Jun and Ri RI said:

      yo momma so fat dat she steped on scale and it told her to GO RUN

  9. 284
    watever said:

      Yo mama so fat when she wear a yellow rain coat people say “Taxi”

  10. 285
    watever said:

      Yo mama so fat, she live in her own zip code!!
      ha ha!
      Well, i thought it was funny!

  11. 286
    watever said:

      Yo mama so black,when she touch a piece of coal,it turns white

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