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960 Yo Momma Jokes in “New Years Yo Mum Jokes for January 2008”

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  1. reed's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she stuck a bottle rocket up her butt and tried to fly.



  2. Your-Gay's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so fat she needs to put lipstick on with a paintroller



  3. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA!!!!!!!!



  4. yaya's Momma Joke:

    Yo’ mama’s so fat, I kept trying to leave her, but I couldn’t escape her gravitational pull!



  5. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO momma so old that she knew McDonalds when he was just Mike Donalds.
    Yo’ momma so old that she knew Dairy Queen when she was just a princess.

    white people call us colored but when we were born we were black ,when we sad we black ,when we happy we black ,when we mad we black
    but white people when born they white, when they sad they blue , when they mad they red, when they hurt purple,
    when both of us gay we all da colors of da rainbow

    P.S. I don’t see race, i just see ppl themselves



  6. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma so fat that they showed her a picture of her feet and couldn’t identify it



  7. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    ur momma’s teeth are brighter than the McDonalds sign.



  8. anomonous's Momma Joke:

    you’r momma so stupid she stared at
    an orange juice container because it
    said concentrate



  9. hell demon's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly her nickname is DAMN!

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