960 Yo Momma Jokes in “New Years Yo Mum Jokes for January 2008”
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Happy New Years!
Your momma is so fat she’s stuck in 2007…
yo momma so stupid she stuck a bottle rocket up her butt and tried to fly.
TweetYo Momma is so fat she needs to put lipstick on with a paintroller
TweetYO MOMMA!!!!!!!!
TweetYo’ mama’s so fat, I kept trying to leave her, but I couldn’t escape her gravitational pull!
TweetYO momma so old that she knew McDonalds when he was just Mike Donalds.
Yo’ momma so old that she knew Dairy Queen when she was just a princess.
white people call us colored but when we were born we were black ,when we sad we black ,when we happy we black ,when we mad we black
but white people when born they white, when they sad they blue , when they mad they red, when they hurt purple,
when both of us gay we all da colors of da rainbow
P.S. I don’t see race, i just see ppl themselves
TweetUr momma so fat that they showed her a picture of her feet and couldn’t identify it
Tweetur momma’s teeth are brighter than the McDonalds sign.
Tweetyou’r momma so stupid she stared at
Tweetan orange juice container because it
said concentrate
yo momma is so ugly her nickname is DAMN!
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