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Yo mama arms are so short she qotta to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
tell me why yo momma was born wit no ass but da bitch always sayin “i aint gon take no shit”
yo momma always in a bad mood da mickie dees she work for dont even sell happymeals
yo momma missin a finger and cant cout pass nine
yo momma qot tangled in da codless phone
yo momma nickname is Rambo
yo momma twice da man u r
tell me why yo momma so tall dat she did a backflip and kicked Jesus in da mouth
tell me why yo momma so old dat she went to da antique shop and ppl thought she was on sell
yo momma’s having a pary in ha mouth and evrybdy ‘cummin’
guitar hero 3 is so fun
yo mommas so cheap she went to the dollar store and said, “It’s too expensive”
yo mommas so dumb she gave birth to you
Happy New Years!
Your momma is so fat she’s stuck in 2007…
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Yo mama arms are so short she qotta
to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
tell me why yo momma was born wit no ass
Tweetbut da bitch always sayin “i aint gon take
no shit”
yo momma always in
Tweeta bad mood da
mickie dees she
work for dont even sell
happymeals
yo momma missin a finger
and cant cout pass nine
yo momma qot tangled in da codless phone
yo momma
nickname is Rambo
yo momma twice
Tweetda man u r
tell me why yo momma
Tweetso tall dat
she did a backflip
and kicked Jesus in da mouth
tell me why yo momma so old dat
Tweetshe went to da antique shop
and ppl thought she was on sell
yo momma’s having a pary in ha mouth
Tweetand evrybdy ‘cummin’
guitar hero 3 is so fun
Tweetyo mommas so cheap she went to the dollar store and said, “It’s too expensive”
Tweetyo mommas so dumb she gave birth to you
Tweet