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831 Responses to “New Years Yo Mum Jokes for January 2008”

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  1. 23
    nike freek said:

      yo momma missin a finger
      and cant cout pass nine

      yo momma qot tangled in da codless phone

      yo momma
      nickname is Rambo

      yo momma twice
      da man u r

  2. 24
    nike freek said:

      yo momma always in
      a bad mood da
      mickie dees she
      work for dont even sell
      happymeals

  3. 25
    nike freek said:

      Yo mama arms are so short she qotta
      to tilt her head to scratch her ear.

      tell me why yo momma was born wit no ass
      but da bitch always sayin “i aint gon take
      no shit”

  4. 26
    nike freek said:

      yo momma mouth
      so big she speak in surround sound

      tell me why yo momma so fat
      dat when she breathe it sound
      like she takin a shit

      why yo momma so old dat wen
      she was a kid
      rainbows was black and white

  5. 27
    nike freek said:

      yo momma head so
      small dat she qot
      ha ear pierced and
      died

  6. 28
    nike freek said:

      yo momma qot 1 leg and a bike
      yo momma fell off da family tree
      yo momma bald and got a part
      yo momma has a glass eye wit a fish in it

  7. 29
    nike freek said:

      i quit!!!
      i only qot 2 of dem jokes from da
      web

      yo momma mouth
      so big she speak in surround sound
      &
      yo momma
      nickname(middle) is Rambo
      idk who rambo is…lol

  8. 30
    crazycon said:

      ur mamma iz so dum she heard the door bell and ran 2 the microwave

  9. 31
    crazycon said:

      ur mum iz so dum she climbed over a glass wall 2 see wat was on the other side

  10. 32
    justin said:

      cody-collin

  11. 33
    chicken Leg said:

      All Yall Mommas are so dumb, they got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

      Yo mommas so fat, she baths in barbeque sauce.

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