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877 Responses to “New Years Yo Mum Jokes for January 2008”

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  1. 331
    eeeweee said:

      yo mama’s so fat, she cant even fit in the joke!

  2. 332
    nablito said:

      yo momma so ugly she went in a haunted house came out wyt a job application

  3. 333
    nablito said:

      yo momma like a hockey team….changes her pads every 3 periods!

  4. 334
    Trigger said:

      yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

  5. 335
    Latino Heat said:

      Yo momma so old she was the waitress at the last supper.

  6. 336
    DANA SIMMONS said:

      oh ya i went there
      and i bought property

      what then !!!!!!

      CHEYA BRA CANT DO IT LIIKE ME

  7. 337
    CAMREON SOPER said:

      OMG I SO STARTED MY PERIOD TODAY MUAHhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

  8. 338
    ALEX BENIT said:

      LIKE OMG I AM A STALKER AND I LIKE TO STARE AND PEOPLE AND SNIFF THEIR HAIR EVEN WHEN THEY DIDNT WASH IT I GO BOTH WAYS SO FEEL FREE TO FEEL ME AND ILL HELP YOU OUT WITH A FAVOR OH YA I FLOOW PEOPLE AT LUNCH TO AND I AM IN LOVE WITH A GIRL NAMED KITTY SHE IS 50 YEARS OLD AND HAS 6 CATS SHE ISS THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE WELL UNTIL I FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO STALK

  9. 339
    Dana simmons said:

      I am in love with this guy he is everything i ever wanted he has such a great personality and he is so giving he has such a spark to him i cant explain it i love him with all my heart he has tyhe best of me and he always will when i am around him i feel my heart beat cause it skips two beats when i know he is near me and i cant think and i cant breath my palms get sweatie and he is just everything i want and need i cant see my life without him he has an amazing heart and he is funny and cute and great to be around

      I LOVE YOU SANTA CLAUSE

      hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

  10. 340
    DAVID MANLY said:

      YO DAWG IM LIKE SUCH A GANGSTER AND I LIKE TO BE A THUG AND WAT NOT AND ME AND MY CREW IS LOOKING FOR SUM 1 TO JUMP ON SO IF U THINK U MAN ENOUGH I GO TO WOODRUFF HIGH AND I AM IN THE 10th GRADE!! THE NAME OF OUR CREW IS CHOCOLATE WONDER BREAD!!!!!!BUT IF U HURT ME I MAY GO TO THE HOSPITAL AND MY MOM HAS TO RIDE WITH ME!! AND I AM ALSO ALLERGIC TO METAL AND GUNS!!! AND U CANT GO NEAR MY FACE CAUSE I BLEED EASY! MAN I AM SUCH A HARD CORE GANGSTER!!!!
      ?WORD?

  11. 341
    Chris Crocker said:

      I just LOVE food. Getting it makes me so happy i just love it when i get food it makes me feel that something really cares about me and it feels like i’m on cloud NINE!! It ain’t nohing but a hair fly girls i love ya’ll

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