877 Responses to “New Years Yo Mum Jokes for January 2008”

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1. 386
   $(!chaz!)$ said:
   Posted: February 5th, 2008

   Yo momma so stupid she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said “Disney World - Left” so she went home

2. 387
   bitch said:
   Posted: February 6th, 2008

   yo momma is so hairy they mistake her for a chobaca

3. 388
   your mama is sooooooooo ugly said:
   Posted: February 6th, 2008

   your mama is sooooooooooo ugly she makes freedy cooger look like beyonce

4. 389
   BITCH said:
   Posted: February 6th, 2008

   YO MOMMA SO HAIRY IT LOOOKS LIKE SHE HOLDING KING KONG IN THE HEADLOCK

5. 390
   Somebody said:
   Posted: February 6th, 2008

   Yo’ mama’s so skinny she can hula hoop with a fruit loop.

6. 391
   Somebody said:
   Posted: February 6th, 2008

   Yo momma so stupid she got locked in the bathroom and wet herself.

7. 392
   Somebody said:
   Posted: February 6th, 2008

   Yo momma so stupid she yelled into an envolope and i asked her what she was doing and she said she was sending a voicemail.

8. 393
   Somebody said:
   Posted: February 6th, 2008

   Yo momma is so stupid she bought a spoon to the superbowl.

9. 394
   Somebody Else said:
   Posted: February 6th, 2008

   Yo momma’s so fat when she bends down she gets arrested for crack.

10. 395
    Me! said:
    Posted: February 6th, 2008

    Yo momma’s so skinny when she had no toilet paper she had to use floss.

11. 396
    Me! said:
    Posted: February 6th, 2008

    Yo momma’s so poor she has to use and re-use toilet paper.

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