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877 Responses to “New Years Yo Mum Jokes for January 2008”

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  1. 45
    Jose said:

      yo face

  2. 46
    Tre'von Torres said:

      i smell like a fruit cake… and i like to suck some ****. And i go out with lakell

  3. 47
    Matt said:

      Yo mama is so stupid that she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. 48
    Jose said:

      sorry, my momma is the DUMB ONE hehe i scared of yall peeps im sorry im gay

  5. 49
    White Magic said:

      Blairs mom is so fat she is just fat

  6. 50
    50 cent said:

      yo mamma is so old looks like father time kicked her ass starting from the tens and ended up in the thousends.

  7. 51
    50 cent said:

      yo mamma is so fat you wouled have to have a pareishoot just to get off.

  8. 52
    Brandon Miller said:

      Yo Momma so ugly that when she was born her mom named her shit happens.
      Yo Momma so ugly that her birth certificut is an appoligy letter from the condom factory.

  9. 53
    ante said:

      yo mamma is so fat when she went to outer space they thought she was aplanet

  10. 54
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so fat that she used mexico and the middle east like a blanket

  11. 55
    Steerielf said:

      If you are looking for a skiing vacation or an underwater adventure amidst sun and golden sands, or else on steep cliffs of thick forests, we have it all.

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