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877 Responses to “New Years Yo Mum Jokes for January 2008”

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  1. 540
    shrek said:

      your mom so stuped she tryed to stell a free sample

  2. 541
    jackss said:

      yo momma is like a human vacume she sucks she blows and she is throun into the closet

  3. 542
    pimpsta said:

      yo mamma sooo ugly when she looks out the window she gets arresced for moning a copper

  4. 543
    killer said:

      yo momma so ugly she has to trick or treat over the phone

  5. 544
    Shanay-nay said:

      Yo momma is so nasty she be havin more crabs than Red Lobster

  6. 545
    Shanay-nay said:

      Yo momma is so stupid she stuck a battery up her butt and started singin I GOT DA POWER!!!

  7. 546
    Shanay-nay said:

      Yo momma is so fat, last time she saw 90210 wuz on da scale

  8. 547
    Shanay-nay said:

      Yo momma is so poor i walked in her hous and asked where the bathoom wuz and she said ur in it

  9. 548
    Shanay-nay said:

      Yo momma is so dirty she be havin to pour salt water in her pants to keep her crabs fresh

  10. 549
    Shanay-nay said:

      OHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Shanay-nay out! PEACE!

  11. 550
    gabby said:

      umm
      i
      love
      jenna
      and
      yeah
      i hate jordan
      lol
      lol
      lol
      lol
      but she doesn’t
      oooooooh baby!
      lol

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