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869 Responses to “New Years Yo Mum Jokes for January 2008”

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  1. 639
    suckadonkeyweiner13 said:

      IM A GANGSTER, I DRIVE A COOL CAR……BIOTCH SUCK ON MY WEINER!
      J/K
      Bye….Yur dad said i have to go jshsjcddhusiacdhsuacdduisacdi, cdhusihdusa…..hcduisahcidusnjdsacnjdlckdscduiehwhdfusa!hahahahha…
      do u understand me?sgygdsyudosa?

  2. 640
    yo moma ugly fool said:

      yo momma so dumb i saw her kicking a can asked ha wut she was doin n she said moving lol

      yo momma so dumb i asked her to dial 9-1-1 and she died cuz she couldnt find the 11 in 911

      yo moma so stupid she sold her car 2 pay 4 gas money

      wut now i know dey old but when i use dem ppl shut up

  3. 641
    tomsta said:

      fdfdgfgfjhgfjg

  4. 642
    Big Dave said:

      yo momma so fat she was the only one who got a tan at the beach

  5. 643
    Big Dave said:

      yo momma so fat that her neck rolls look like a hot dog package

  6. 644
    Big Dave said:

      yo momma so fat they had to ask are you wearing pants

  7. 645
    Big Dave said:

      yo momma so ugly she makes blind kids cry

  8. 646
    Anonymous said:

      Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shootout!!!

  9. 647
    lauren said:

      yo mama and a toliet is just alike fat round and full of shit!

  10. 648
    Emily01 said:

      ur momma so fat ur gay!

      IF YOU READ THIS UR GAY!

      ur momma so fat that she filled the bathtub up and turned the water on

      ur momma so fat that ur retarded

      ur momma like a doorknob…..everybody gets a turn

  11. 649
    Emily01 said:

      Hey, why dont you go suck a fat one……suck someone elses other than yo momma’s!
      ih yeah, yo momma called and said she’s havin’ ur baby!
      ur momma so fat that when she walks in highheels,she strikes oil !
      yo momma’s feet soooo big that when she walks ppl think that bigfoot was there

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