869 Responses to “New Years Yo Mum Jokes for January 2008”

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1. 661
   tony hawk said:
   Posted: March 1st, 2008

   suck my dick

2. 662
   da gurl said:
   Posted: March 1st, 2008

   all of yall mommas are U-G-L-Y

3. 663
   50 CENT said:
   Posted: March 1st, 2008

   YEA SHE’S RIGHT

4. 664
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: March 2nd, 2008

   yo momma so fat wen she stepped on a skell it said to be continued

5. 665
   jdizzle said:
   Posted: March 3rd, 2008

   yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her butt and said i got the power

6. 666
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: March 3rd, 2008

   Yo momma so black that when she jumps in the swimming pool the life guard shouted out oil spill.

7. 667
   jesus "im back" said:
   Posted: March 3rd, 2008

   your mamas so fat that when she gave me a blowjob she thought it was a sausage covered in salad cream

8. 668
   McPlayer said:
   Posted: March 3rd, 2008

   yo momma so fat that she got 8 layers of skin

9. 669
   playboy7 said:
   Posted: March 4th, 2008

   yo momma so fat she used the school as a bed.

10. 670
    THE KAT said:
    Posted: March 4th, 2008

    YO MUMMA SO STUPID SHE HAS TEN FINGER’S ON ONE HAND

11. 671
    Momma said:
    Posted: March 4th, 2008

    Yo Momma is so fat that when she was jogging down the street she had to wear an “Over-size” sign on the back of her.

    Why go to China when you’ve got the great wall right here?

    Did you know yo momma is adopted? The whales put her up because she didn’t fit in the ocean.

    Yo momma is so fat she went to go get a water bed so they just put a blanket over the pacific ocean.

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