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869 Responses to “New Years Yo Mum Jokes for January 2008”

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    cheese puffs said:
    Posted: March 4th, 2008

      yo mamas so hairy that when u cam out u got a carpet rash

  2. 673
    Stillyotex said:
    Posted: March 4th, 2008

      Yo mamma so ugly when her parents had her her mum said what a treasure and ur dad said yeah lets bury it

  3. 674
    nobody said:
    Posted: March 4th, 2008

      hey gay peoples i rok u suk hairy monkey balls

  4. 675
    Anonymous said:
    Posted: March 4th, 2008

      your mommas so old she farted and dust came out

  5. 676
    lonelyworld781 said:
    Posted: March 4th, 2008

      yo mommas so ugly she got 30 teeth, 2 in her mouth and 28 in her pocket

  6. 677
    lonelyworld781 said:
    Posted: March 4th, 2008

      yo mommas house is so dirty i walked in and it reminded me of the twilight zone…………………………………………………………

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      cause it smells like “doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo”

  7. 678
    lonelyworld781 said:
    Posted: March 4th, 2008
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    lonelyworld781 said:
    Posted: March 4th, 2008

      your mommas so fat i told her NOT TO POST SPAM MAIL AND THE BITCH WENT AND GOT SOME BREAD AND SAID “CAN I SPREAD IT “

  9. 680
    lonelyworld781 said:
    Posted: March 4th, 2008

      YO MOMMAS SO BLACK , SHE JUMPED IN THE JACUZZI AND IT TURNED INTO TEA ….

  10. 681
    luke young said:
    Posted: March 5th, 2008

      your momma is so sexy when i wank up your mum she piss her self with dales white cum

  11. 682
    your mum said:
    Posted: March 5th, 2008

      your mum is so stupid for giving birth to u!!!!

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