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877 Responses to “New Years Yo Mum Jokes for January 2008”

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  1. 683
    Anonymous said:

      your mums head is so small when she got a her eyes pierced she died

  2. 684
    richz said:

      yo momma’s so black i shot at her in the dark and the bullet came back and said i cant find the bitch

  3. 685
    zo said:

      yo momma so stupis your stupid

  4. 686
    DXBoy2216 said:

      Ya momma so ugly,when i told her 2 go screw herself,I caught her in a alley with Michel Jackson.

  5. 687
    DXBoy2216 said:

      You momma sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ugly,her birth certificate was an apologie letter!!!!!!

  6. 688
    Pat Peters said:

      Your momma is a plumber best dreem she loose as a lekey piap and has own two

  7. 689
    bob said:

      nok nok,hos ther,your mom,your mom ho,your mom’s big fat ass

  8. 690
    bob said:

      How con you have butt sex and get a blow job at the sam time,SHE FARTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. 691
    bob said:

      I hate you becuas I can

  10. 692
    not your momma joke said:

      yo momma so fat she set on a rainbow and skittles started poppin out

  11. 693
    Anonymous said:

      yo mamma so fat when she lays down she looks like a new mountain

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