873 Responses to “New Years Yo Mum Jokes for January 2008”

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1. 716
   yo momma so fat said:
   Posted: March 20th, 2008

   yo momma so fat her cereal bowl comes with 6 life guards.

2. 717
   yo momma so dumb said:
   Posted: March 20th, 2008

   yo momma so dum she though she spelled hannah backwards.

3. 718
   yo momma so fat said:
   Posted: March 20th, 2008

   yo momma so fat and dumb she couldn’t choose between a chicken wing or a chicken wing. and after the 6th hour she chose the chicken wing. Lol

4. 719
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: March 20th, 2008

   yo momma so dumb she thought she spelled racecar backwards.

5. 720
   How old is your mom (^_^) said:
   Posted: March 20th, 2008

   your mom and girlfriend are like calculators me + your girl +your mom=3sum

6. 721
   board said:
   Posted: March 22nd, 2008

   yo momma so ugly she made a onion cry

7. 722
   board said:
   Posted: March 22nd, 2008

   yo momz so fat/dumd she was watching the news one day & he said it was gonna be chilly outside,YO momma grabbed a bowl & spoon & said
   ‘ I WANT CHILLY !!!!!! “

8. 723
   board said:
   Posted: March 22nd, 2008

   YO MOMMA SOOOOOOOOOO STUPID she was sitting on the T. V.
   watching the couch!!

9. 724
   Im your mom. said:
   Posted: March 25th, 2008

   Yo momma so fat that her underwear size is triple digits.

10. 725
    YoMommaSoPoor said:
    Posted: April 1st, 2008

    YoMommaSoPoor?SheTookAforkToASuperBowl

11. 726
    Yo momma so dumb said:
    Posted: April 8th, 2008

    Yo momma so dumb she thought condoleezza rice was a mexican side dish.

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