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836 Responses to “New Years Yo Mum Jokes for January 2008”

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  1. 771
    SAM said:

      YO MAMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WENT TO CHINA THEY SAID GOZILA

  2. 772
    SAMALAMA said:

      YO MAMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED IN THE POOL THERE WAS NO WATER LEFT

  3. 773
    SAMALAMA said:

      YO MAMMA SO FAT WHEN THEY SHOT A BUZUCA AT HER IT BOUNCED OFF

  4. 774
    sam said:

      yo mamma so stupid she studid for a drug test

  5. 775
    sam said:

      yo mamma so stupid she put a sign on her shop saying sorry were open

  6. 776
    yomammais13 said:

      yomomma is so fat the last time she went bungee jumpin she went straight to HELL!

  7. 777
    yomammais13 said:

      yomomma is so fat she uses I-95 as a slip-n-slide.

  8. 778
    yomammais13 said:

      yomomma is so fat she had to get baptised at sea world!

  9. 779
    Yo momma so dumb said:

      Yo momma so dumb she don’t even get this joke.

  10. 780
    Yo momma so dumb said:

      Yo momma has no elbows that’s why they call her shoulder lean.

  11. 781
    horous said:

      yo dada so ugly even michael jackson dont wanna have sex with him

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